CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO

National Enquirer ^ | May 30, 2003 | National Enquirer

[Mister Magoo]

CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

CLINTON

Bill Clinton has been caught on videotape cheating on Hillary -- and the steamy sex romp could torpedo her political career!

Now foes of Hillary are in an all-out race to obtain the tape and publicize it, an exclusive ENQUIRER investigation has discovered.

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals how Clinton was taped having sex in a pickup truck with a department store clerk, how Hillary's opponents plan to use the video to sabotage her political plans … and more.

Published on: May 30, 2003

[sweetliberty]

"COMPLETELY BELIEVABLE FOR HIM."

What I want to know is WHO was doing the taping....and why (what they were thinking when they did it?)

[ijcr]

You swine, you just gave me a visual that will cause severe
trauma. ROFL.

[Calvin Locke]

...caught on videotape...

Videotape? What's that? If they had said something like "digital media" then it might be believable.

My parents buy some of these tabloids each week. I guess I swing by and check out their "reading" room.

May fav is The Weekly World News. I also miss that parody show on SciFi.

[Mr. Mojo]

Now foes of Hillary are in an all-out race to obtain the tape and publicize it,

If true, someone's going to make a lot of money.

[Quix]

'can't supress the laughter?'

Look--

comments about his size

are not the uuuhhhhhhhh

point

of the above post.

[Blood of Tyrants]

AAAACCCCKKKK! Stop! Have you no decency? I just ate.

[Richard Kimball]

I wish the National Enquirer would get back to reporting the outrageous, unbelievable, jaw dropping news that made them famous.

The Enquirer is one of the more reliable news sources now. For weirdness, check out

[bray]

Isn't bill clinton married to some doormat???

Pray for GW and Our Troops

[Quix]

Yeah, her runroyal lowness, her hideous heinous--Bwitch Shrillery Antoinette de Sade is certainly the only man for Shrillery!

Though she would entertain a one night stand with the

Anti-Christ.

[ScottinSacto]

He borrowed Janet's truck.

Was Janet the clerk? She doesn't have another job yet does she? Healthy minds really shouldn't want to know.....

[Political Junkie Too]

So, does this mean he joins the ranks of Pamela Anderson and Tanya Harding?

-PJ

[LanPB01]

I guess if comments about his "equipment" were the subject of the post, there'd be lots of laughter about size AND the weird bend in it.

[longtermmemmory]

Another thread with the left criticising Hilary for not being left enough.

Now another bill clinton scandal?

Sid vicious back on the team?

This is triangulation at work. Hitlary has problems with the soccermoms this sets her up as a victim woman and an uncaring husband. (just like you mZ. soccermom) Only a woman like hitlary can give you what you need.

[Don Carlos]

this guy can't go any lower

Mary Matalin (ole snake-heads missuz) said it best. "No matter how low they set the bar, Clinton can always rise to the occasion".

[Tallguy]

I hope Hillary's people urge her to divorce him.

"Hillary's people" would probably rather see him neutered. Come to think of it...

[Howlin]

this is slightly more credible than information from The New York Times

What did I miss?

[Teacup]

[Quix]

G: And Bubba would like nothing better than to have us all looking at his exploits. He's that much of an exhibitionist.

Q: Is it true that the degree of exhibitionism is directly proportional to

the

uhhhhhhhhh

meagerness of the proportions?

[John Beresford Tipton]

This is no shocker,
but..
now if he were caught doing the wild thing with Hitlery-
*that* would be noteworthy.

To boldly go where no man [aside from Web]had gone before.

[Tallguy]

Agreed.