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Caption this Photo! [Bush shakes hands with "Le Worm" Chirac]
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Posted on 06/01/2003 3:50:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: antifrenchhumor; captionthis; chirac; humor
"Now squeal, Jackie! Squeal like a frog!"
To: Slings and Arrows
One really can't judge from a photo, but Bush doesn't look too happy and Chirac is grinning away from him.
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posted on
06/01/2003 3:53:12 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: Slings and Arrows
"Err...ah...French passports for Iraqi fugitives? What passports...umm...please don't crush my hand sir!"
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posted on
06/01/2003 3:53:25 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(G-d Bless America! Am Yisrael Chai!)
To: xJones
BUSH: "Laura was right - I should have worn the MOPP suit!"
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posted on
06/01/2003 3:54:34 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(G-d Bless America! Am Yisrael Chai!)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Oh Prezeedentay Boosh, I am so, how you say, SORRY! Pleeze forgive me, pleeze give my country MONEY! Pleeze don't ban my country's exports to your country! I promise to be good!"
He is crossing his fingers behind his back.
To: Slings and Arrows
Ok, Jack, time for you to confess, or I swear I'll make Paris a pile of rubble in 5 minutes (remember, they're in Evian)
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posted on
06/01/2003 3:55:49 PM PDT
by
El Conservador
("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
"OK, Jackie, you sunuvabitch, you smile and make with the nice talk, or I'll jam this shiv six inches deep in your back, comprenday voo?"
To: xJones
Chirac is happy 'cause George is giving him the old middle finger palm tickle.
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posted on
06/01/2003 4:11:52 PM PDT
by
metesky
(My retirement fund is holding steady @ $.05 a can)
To: The Hon. Galahad Threepwood
Yo, Frenchie! You're wearing the suit that I donated to the Salvation Army last year.
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posted on
06/01/2003 4:12:04 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Treason doth never prosper, for if it prosper, NONE DARE CALL IT TREASON.)
To: Mark
Yo, Frenchie! You're wearing the suit that I donated to the Salvation Army last year. That suit will never see the cleaners again !
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posted on
06/01/2003 4:19:57 PM PDT
by
smokeyb
To: Slings and Arrows
It'll be OK Jackie...I brought you the complete works of Jerry Lewis"
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posted on
06/01/2003 4:31:48 PM PDT
by
Bobber58
(whatever it takes, for as long as it takes)
To: Slings and Arrows
"Laugh it up you french putz! We're still not returning control of Total Fina Elf."
To: Slings and Arrows
Bush is thinking he is glad he didn't wash his hands after he went to the bathroom. Nothing like a wet handshake!!!!
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posted on
06/01/2003 7:23:02 PM PDT
by
Arpege92
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
06/01/2003 9:10:16 PM PDT
by
End_Clintonism_Now
(They're Not On the Wrong Side of History... They ARE the Wrong Side of History!)
To: Slings and Arrows
"...and then your wife told me all about how you're a real 'weapon of mass dysfunction' in the ol' sackaroonie, Jackie m'boy... thaaaaat's right... you just keep right on smiling pretty for all the cameras, you limp little French tickler, you... don't even think about me and your teenage daughter, who enjoys being spanked to the beat of old Motorhead tunes... keeeeeeeeeeeeeep smiling..." :)
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posted on
06/01/2003 10:55:55 PM PDT
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("This is how six-year-olds argue: they call everything 'stupid'." --Coulter, on liberals)
To: Slings and Arrows
GW: "Ever see High Plains Drifter, Mr. Chirac?"
To: Slings and Arrows
"Well Jock, you're about to get wedgie. Try to smile for the cameras."
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posted on
06/02/2003 5:29:03 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(A bad day FReepin' beats a good day workin'.)
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