The 80's and 90's were warm?? WHERE?? The winters were COLD, it's cold now, it's JUNE and I'm TIRED OF BEING COLD. Where are MY greenhouse gasses?? I want my global warming NOW, please!!
"Losers are parts of Mexico and northern Siberia [drying and cooling, respectively]."
What? No EVIL United States, even though the EEEEEVEEEEEEEL Republicans are polluting the environment and murdering all of our trees?
,,, save the whales, save the seals. Save anything that bloody squeals!
NOTE: Suggestion may extend to plastic bags.