Two Witnesses Warn of Final Plagues in Second Book

http://www.digsongs.com/testify ^ | 8-Jun-03 | DIGSongs

[DIGSongs]

Seven months after beginning their testimony, the Two Witnesses have been called by God to write a second book, warning of the final plagues, now being sent to the earth. These final plagues will be immediately succeeded by the Second Coming of Our Lord and Saviour, Jesus. The final harvest will soon be underway. Details available at:

Testimony of the Two Witnesses

[DensaMensa]

The one thing these end-times exhorters seem to have in common is the certainty that the end will occur in their own lifetime. As they get older, the end has to hurry up and get here.

[DannyTN]

Nope, me too. But I bet it's not the last time that we see people claiming to be the two prophets of Revelations. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a slew of counterfeits.

[OREALLY]

This is pretty creepy stuff. I have a real problem with anyone writing a second book. The Bible is complete and all we need. Most of this is a spin from Revelation and God warns that no one should even add one word to it !
I also find it funny that the United States is singled out and referred to as Baylon......This does not agree with the Bible as I and many others understand it.
America is full of sin but certainly not more than any other countries.
The two REAL witnesses will be known I believe and they will be murdered....as the bible says and all will watch them lay dead 3 days no doubt on television.
So what are the names of these supposed witnesses of God ?
Who ever they are they should be more knowledgeable of the scriptures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jlogajan]

Before the industrial age, every 10 years or so there was a plague or famine in Europe that would wipe out a large fraction of the population.

Today we have no concept of such massive die offs, except for the two world wars which only gave a taste of what those earlier cullings wrought.

[Grut]

One has only to look at teenage boys to know we live in End Times. Of course, this has always been true.

[TomSmedley]

The one thing these end-times exhorters seem to have in common is the certainty that the end will occur in their own lifetime. As they get older, the end has to hurry up and get here.

In 1992, I had the opportunity to piss on the grave of Soviet hopes in Ukraine. Overnight, one of the main boogeymen of end-time fearmongers was gone.

And would you believe it -- rather than rejoicing in the incredible mercies of divine providence, some assholes immediately went into overdrive, desperately seeking another imaginary villain to cringe before.

I pray to see the day when men of God will line up and piss in the direction of Mecca, with grateful, praise-filled hearts.

Maybe my God is just bigger thant theirs.

[DensaMensa]

}I pray to see the day when men of God will line up and piss in the direction of Mecca,

That need seems to come around about every thousand years. It's time again.

[StriperSniper]

It's secret testimony, under seal. We would like to share it with you, but it's part of an ongoing investigation. You understand.

Channeling Ashcroft again?;-)

[CyberAnt]

"The final harvest will soon be underway"

I agree - and the "book" has been sent; it's called The Bible!!

However, the final harvest will not occur until Isaiah 17:1 is fulfilled.

[DensaMensa]

The final harvest will also not occur until HOSEA 1:10-11 has been fullfilled.  But we can see that one happening, day by day.  The children of Judah are occupying the territory and the children of Israel (America and Europe) are paying the bill.

                         The Restoration of Israel

            "Yet the number of the children of Israel
             Shall be as the sand of the sea,
             Which cannot be measured or numbered.
 
             And it shall come to pass
             In the place where it was said to them,
             "You are not My people,'
             There it shall be said to them,
             "You are sons of the living God.'
 
             Then the children of Judah and the children of Israel
             Shall be gathered together,
             And appoint for themselves one head;
             And they shall come up out of the land,
             For great will be the day of Jezreel!

[stranger and pilgrim]

The "coming of Christ" explained:

"Yet a little while, and the world seeth me no more; but ye see me: because I live, ye shall live also . . .
Judas saith unto him, not Iscariot, Lord, how is it that thou wilt manifest thyself unto us, and not unto the world?
Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him." (John 14:19, 20,21)

[gcruse]

The Final Plague?

I'm guessing monkey pox over SARS.

[SamAdams76]

One of these days, these "end-of-the-worlders" are going to be right. And they they will say "I told you so." Even if it is 100,000 years from now.

[Joe 6-pack]

I'd love to check out the link, but my computer is still recovering from the Y2K catastrophe.

[John Locke]

Well, I'm still waiting for the Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon.

Here's a suggestion. We set aside the last 2.5 years of every millennium as End Times Time. All prophets free to post. In return, for the other 997.5 years, they Shut The F Up.

[Shooter 2.5]

I have it on good authority that the date of the End Of Times was written on a tablet.

Unfortunately, that tablet was looted from the Iraqi Museum and it's all Bush's fault!

[theFIRMbss]

> Cold busted, my man!/That post was not a haiku,/as I counted it.

I appreciate
you trying to keep me sharp,
but if you check it,

you'll see that my post
is in quotes. I do haiku,
but I quote normal...

(Since I put that up,
however, I've learned that I
mis-remembered it!

The actual quote
is from a Dorothy Parker
piece about the world:

"Drink, and dance and laugh and lie,
Love the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.)"

ATTRIBUTION: Dorothy Parker (1893–1967), U.S. writer, wit. "The Flaw in Paganism.")

[curmudgeonII]

But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

Take ye heed, watch and pray; for ye know not when the time is. [Mark 13, 31-32]

[curmudgeonII]

But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.

Take ye heed, watch and pray; for ye know not when the time is. [Mark 13, 31-32]