Why the smartest woman in the world was shocked, SHOCKED, to hear her husband had an affair

Self ^ | 6/9/03 | R. Page

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Top ten reasons why the smartest woman in the world was shocked, SHOCKED, to hear her husband had an affair

(10) She thought the person really obsessed with sex was Ken Starr
(9) Hey, that brain-box Madeline Albright and other cabinet members were shocked too
(8) She was on a mission, in the matrix, to destroy the “vast right wing conspiracy”
(7) She was busy reading 900 FBI files
(6) She thought Jayson Blair was writing all those articles in the news papers
(5) She believed Bill was “ministering” to Monica; heck, even the Reverend Jackson was doing it to his aide, Karin Stanford
(4) James Carville, Sid Blumenthal, Paul Begala, et al, told her it was a “private matter” and none of her business
(3) Hey, JFK did the same thing to his better looking wife and she would have been shocked, shocked, too
(2) When Bill said that he’d only received Lewinsky a few times in or near the Oval Office, she said, “no problem then, at least it wasn’t sex”
(1) She was just too busy running the country!

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[Political Junkie Too]

She thought he said "sects" and thought that Janet Reno mobilized the FBI.

-PJ

[ETERNAL WARMING]

Tho this line is my favorite: (5) She believed Bill was “ministering” to Monica; heck, even the Reverend Jackson was doing it to his aide, Karin Stanford

This line is the truth: (1) She was just too busy running the country!

[Euro-American Scum]

12. She was too busy denying that Web Hubbell was not Chelsea's father.

[Sonny M]

When I saw the title, the first thing I though of was why would anyone cheat on Ann Coulter?

[Shugee]

I'm curious, with all the evidence of her husband's sexual diversions, why hasn't Hillary even thought of the risk of AIDS transmission to herself?

[goldstategop]

Why would any woman worth her brains remain married to such a man?? She's not any one I'd want to see become a CEO, let alone the POTUS.

[holyh2o]

She was shocked because her and Reno were in the Lincoln bedroom with a couple of electrodes and a whip, watching Bill/MOnica on CCTV.

[goldstategop]

LMAO! I mean Hillary is full of it! If she were a man, no woman alive would take the lies she rattles off about her marriage seriously.

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Top Ten Surprises in the Barbara Walters-Hillary Clinton Interview


10. Interview was conducted in a midtown Roy Rogers

9. Most of interview, Barbara is obscured by giant "Hillary In 2008" banner

8. All the giggling, doing each other's hair and talking about boys

7. Only question asked, "Do you like pie?"

6. The slap fight

5. Interview ended with a haunting rendition of Jim Croce's "Time in a Bottle"

4. The blatant product placement for Skoal

3. Awkward silence after a handgun falls out of Hillary's purse and discharges

2. Bill's name never came up

1. Referred to President Bush as "that grinning monkey"

[Keith in Iowa]

Hillary Clinton: Oblivious to the obvious…that her ol’ hound was wandering off the porch. Do you really want that woman, Hillary Clinton, with such a history of being oblivious to the obvious – negotiating with North Korea?

[Fawnn]

She was too busy figuring out how to get the Secret Service to pay for the future mortgage on her out-of-office home.

She was too busy lining up future ghost writers and setting up book advance contingency plans that'd give her a cool mil up front while protecting that "potential" 7 mil from the types of hassles about which her friends crucified Newt.

[Caesar Soze]

Marilyn Vos Savant's husband cheated on her?

[Cheapskate]

And the answer is She isn't doing him!

[goldstategop]

They have a marriage in name only these days. Hillary's too busy to spend quality time with Bill in D.C.

[lavaroise]

She was shocked that she could not get another husband if she wanted, and the feminist militant became a man's a$$ kissing slave herself.