I don't know if animals will wed, but my neighbor keeps saying her first husband was a pig.
posted on 06/11/2003 7:21:16 AM PDT
ROTFL....mine was a donkey's rear end! (read a-hole)
Wait, what am I say "was"....change that to still is.
posted on 06/11/2003 7:25:03 AM PDT
(Are you on the right side of the wrong issue or the wrong side of the right issue?)
My first girlfriend said I was a tiger.
posted on 06/11/2003 7:26:55 AM PDT
("Don't believe everything you read in the newspapers." ----- Jayson Blair)
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