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Caption this: Daschle Photo
GOPUSA ^ | July 13,2003 | myself

Posted on 06/14/2003 9:23:11 AM PDT by Michael.SF.

This picture begs for a caption:



TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: daschle; mental; midget

1 posted on 06/14/2003 9:23:11 AM PDT by Michael.SF.
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To: Michael.SF.
I would.... but I don't want to get banned......
2 posted on 06/14/2003 9:25:25 AM PDT by CAPPSMADNESS (custom made smarmy, sanctimonious taglines created while you wait!!)
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To: Michael.SF.
Looks like someone put a tack on his phone books
3 posted on 06/14/2003 9:25:48 AM PDT by hapy
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To: Michael.SF.
"Singin' doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy doo..."
4 posted on 06/14/2003 9:26:07 AM PDT by gcruse (Superstition is a mind in chains.)
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To: Michael.SF.
"Bubble, bubble, Toil and trouble. Fire burn and cauldron bubble..."
5 posted on 06/14/2003 9:27:55 AM PDT by gorush
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To: Michael.SF.
I am deeply constipated...
6 posted on 06/14/2003 9:28:35 AM PDT by Gamecock (PCA flavored Swarming Calvinist)
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To: Michael.SF.
Ugggggghhhhhhhhh...does anyone have any Ex-Lax?
7 posted on 06/14/2003 9:28:38 AM PDT by ItsBacon (I smell bacon! Where's the bacon? baconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbaconbacon)
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To: Michael.SF.
"You shudda seen it, Barney Franks' butt was this big"
8 posted on 06/14/2003 9:29:54 AM PDT by TheCrusader
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To: Michael.SF.
"Even though I've been castigated and denounced by my church, I'm here to tell you that 'the devil made me do it!'"
9 posted on 06/14/2003 9:32:21 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: Michael.SF.
"Oh, Allah, destroy Bush!"
10 posted on 06/14/2003 9:32:53 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Michael.SF.
I may look like a shrimp, but I got me a huge set of cajones.
11 posted on 06/14/2003 9:34:36 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: gorush
hehe...


12 posted on 06/14/2003 9:35:47 AM PDT by eXe (The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war)
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To: Michael.SF.
All together now, Ah 1, 2, 3, 4, Ah, 1, 2, 3, 4.....

13 posted on 06/14/2003 9:36:25 AM PDT by rs79bm (The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit ... R. Limbaugh)
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To: Michael.SF.
looks like he's sucking it up like all losers do
14 posted on 06/14/2003 9:37:17 AM PDT by linn37 (Have you hugged your Phlebotomist today?)
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To: Michael.SF.
..walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart..
15 posted on 06/14/2003 9:37:48 AM PDT by ditto h
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To: Michael.SF.
Arise! It's election day and it is time for you to vote DemocRAT.
16 posted on 06/14/2003 9:38:45 AM PDT by jackbill
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To: Michael.SF.
"Hillary, Just Look at My Long, Slender Fingers"
17 posted on 06/14/2003 9:42:52 AM PDT by mombonn (Have you prayed for our President yet today?)
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To: Michael.SF.
My name is Matt Foley, and I am a motivational speaker....
18 posted on 06/14/2003 9:43:59 AM PDT by M. Peach (eschew obsfucation)
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To: Michael.SF.
You shudda seem 'em. I swear, they were this big!

Who very thought Hillary could have that big a butt!
19 posted on 06/14/2003 9:49:56 AM PDT by MindBender26 (For more news as it happens, stay tuned to your local FReeper station.........)
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To: Michael.SF.
In another life I was Oral Roberts!
20 posted on 06/14/2003 9:50:05 AM PDT by billhilly
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To: Michael.SF.
" Just practicing Pres. Clinton"
21 posted on 06/14/2003 9:54:38 AM PDT by Vinnie
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To: eXe

"Bubble, bubble, toilet trouble..."

22 posted on 06/14/2003 9:55:20 AM PDT by Only1choice____Freedom ("Respect is either a two way street, or not at all." SFC Ash - U.S.Army 1979)
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To: Only1choice____Freedom
Bobble, bubble toilet trouble
Bring the Democrats back from rubble.
Wash the brains of voters revel,
and give us back the senate marble.
23 posted on 06/14/2003 9:57:42 AM PDT by Only1choice____Freedom ("Respect is either a two way street, or not at all." SFC Ash - U.S.Army 1979)
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To: Michael.SF.
Quick! Turn around! It's about to attach itself to your wallet!!!!
24 posted on 06/14/2003 9:57:56 AM PDT by LRS
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To: All
Oh, Magic Sphere, grant me my wish.
25 posted on 06/14/2003 11:25:56 AM PDT by HDCochran
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To: Michael.SF.
ARISE!ARISE!!!all you liberal demons from the netherworld..come ,i beckon you to commit evil crimes against those who refuse to vote for democrats....
26 posted on 06/14/2003 12:59:42 PM PDT by fishbabe
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To: Michael.SF.

Go for it, Tommy!

27 posted on 06/14/2003 4:11:29 PM PDT by mikrofon (IMHO, stamp out all Internet acronyms ASAP!)
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To: Michael.SF.

Daschle the Donkey-chasing Senator of Love is willing to describe his technique for kissing up to the airlines, farmers, and anyone else with money to donate anytime he's asked. In this case Daschle demonstrates how to kiss the Devil's arse, a Democrat specialty :

Daschle : "Just hold one cheek in each hand and go in for the kiss... make it long and smooth and - O! Be sure to flip the tail up over his haunches first."

28 posted on 06/15/2003 3:57:53 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: LRS
That's why we call Daschle "Ol' Lamprey Lips" ... I do believe Daschle's mating call is the source of the sucking sound about which Ross Perot spoke.
29 posted on 06/15/2003 4:00:33 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: piasa

(This is something Bill Clinton could really get off on.)

30 posted on 06/15/2003 4:03:42 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: piasa
"Ol' Lamprey Lips" ... I'll remember that one! *LOL*
31 posted on 06/15/2003 7:03:39 PM PDT by LRS
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