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AN A TO Z OF THE CLINTON PRESIDENCY (Hilarious)
The Spectator ^ | January 13th 2001 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 06/16/2003 10:21:20 AM PDT by Pubbie

AN A TO Z OF THE CLINTON PRESIDENCY From The Spectator, January 13th 2001

So here we are. The Clinton administration is finally reaching, in the preferred formulation of the Starr report, 'completion'. In his political life, as in his sexual adventures, Bill Clinton is doing all he can to avoid that happy state. But whatever role awaits him - elder statesman, Arkansas Senator, executive vice-president at Steven Spielberg's DreamWorks, night manager of the Erotic Pussycat lap-dancing bar - he will no longer be, so to speak, in our face. I take my hat off to him. Indeed, I take my pants off to him.

He is an amazing paradox: a man whose smallness loomed large, in every sense. We may never get the full measure of the man, but then neither did Monica. In the meantime, herewith an alphabet of fragrant memories from the Clinton era:

A IS FOR AFFIDAVIT: This was the first administration in US history to keep a standardised denial-of-sex form on file. When Paula Jones's lawyers were sniffing around Arkansas for women who'd undergone similar experiences, a nervous Juanita Broaddrick called her attorney, who in turn contacted an old friend, White House counsel Bruce Lindsay. Shortly afterwards the President's lawyer, Bob Bennett, faxed back the affidavit of another woman who'd denied involvement with Mr Clinton. Mrs Broaddrick's counsel replaced the original name with that of his client and dropped it in the mail. 'I, [Your Name Here], being of sound body, did not have sexual relations with William Jefferson Clinton': with the convenient do-it-yourself Clinton Home Affidavit Kit, you may get groped but there won't be a lot of paperwork.

B IS FOR BLACK: He was America's first black president, according to novelist Toni Morrison; and the first gay president, according to himself, suggesting to a gay interviewer that gays supported him over impeachment because they understood what it was like to suffer discrimination.

He was also the first Indian president, telling a disgruntled Cherokee that he shared the guy's reservations (metaphorically) because he, too, was part-Cherokee. Big Chief Talking Bull had hit upon an ingenious strategy: in the crazed politically correct America of the Nineties, he was the only white male to get away with appropriating the victim role for himself.

C IS 'FOR THE CHILDREN': Disarmament? 'For the first time in 50 years, no nuclear missiles are targeted at American children.' African genocide? 'When you look at those children who greeted us, ' he told the Rwandans in 1998, 'how could anyone say they did not want those children to have a chance to have their own children?'

Middle East peace? 'President Clinton stood before the Palestinian National Council and spoke of two profoundly emotional experiences in less than 24 hours. One of these was his meeting with the children of jailed Palestinian Arab terrorists. The other experience was meeting Israelis, some little children whose fathers had been killed in the conflict with Palestinians.'

No such meeting ever took place. As Elizabeth Wurtzel observed in her book Bitch, Bill Clinton 'has made being full of shit not just a mere peccadillo, but in fact the greater part of his personality'.

D IS FOR DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: His was the first First Penis to have an official statement issued on its behalf, following its formal examination by Captain Kevin O'Connell of the National Naval Medical Center as Exhibit A in Paula Jones's sexual harassment suit. 'In terms of size, shape, direction, ' announced his lawyer Bob Bennett, 'the President is a normal man.'

E IS FOR THE ECONOMY: Mr Clinton decided early on not to get in the way of American capitalism's boundless resourcefulness and instead to concentrate on honing his low-brow burlesque act - it's not the economy, stupid; it's the stupidity, economists! His presidency is a monument to the marginalisation of politics in America and the most heartening repudiation of the theory that politicians 'manage' the economy.

F IS FOR 'FRIENDS OF BILL': The original FOBs of 1992 mostly wound up dead, in jail or drowning in legal bills, but fortunately there were thousands more waiting to sign up in return for a night in the Lincoln Bedroom. To the Clintons, there's no such thing as strangers, just friends whose cheques haven't yet cleared.

G IS FOR GUCCIONE VS HEFNER: Few presidents have been so concerned about expanding job opportunities for women, and, under Mr Clinton, many of have gone on to enjoy rewarding mid-life career changes from obscure state employee to Penthouse Pet of the Month. Sally Perdue and Elizabeth Ward Gracen stripped for Hugh Hefner's Playboy, Gennifer Flowers and Connie Hamzey for Bob Guccione's Penthouse. Paula Jones joined the latter ranks just a month or two back, making the final score: Guccione 3 Hef 2.

H IS FOR HOLY BIBLE: He never travelled without his. In 1996, he strolled out of his church after the Easter service, waved his trusty bible to the crowds, and then went back to the Oval Office to help Monica observe the resurrection in a more personal sense.

I IS FOR IS: 'It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is.' Alas, he never did let us in on his definition.

J IS FOR ‘THE JOY OF NON-SEX’: Mr Clinton's forthcoming memoir.

K IS FOR KENNY G: Say what you like about JFK but at least he took time out from nailing Marilyn to sit through the odd White House cello recital. Mr Clinton couldn't be bothered. For his gala banquet for Tony Blair, he booked Stevie Wonder and Elton John. A year ago, he spent the soi-disant millennium watching Tom Jones singing 'I'm gonna wait till the midnight hour. . . .' And when the White House released the names on their 2000 guest list, in the 'Arts & Letters' category the nearest thing to an artist is the Lite FM soporific clarinettist Kenny G, and the nearest thing to 'Letters' is his surname, which is one.

L IS FOR LAWN: He installed a $7,500 hot tub on the White House lawn. Questioned as to whether this was appropriate for 'the people's house', press spokesman Mike McCurry said it would be the people's hot tub.

M IS FOR MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR: He was the first boomer to realise the two aren't necessarily mutually exclusive. According to Mrs Clinton's spokeswoman, the First Couple's dormant sexual relationship was rekindled by their late-night discussions during the Nato strikes against Milosevic. So, if it's any consolation to those bombed out Serb rail commuters and Chinese embassy employees, the earth moved for Bill and Hill, too.

N IS FOR NICHOLSON BAKER: Monica asked Bill how he was enjoying Vox, the Nicholson Baker phone-sex novel she gave him. He replied that so far it was great but he was only up to chapter four. As the distinguishing characteristic of Vox is that it has no chapters, Monica went away wounded by the President's deceit. But even a pathological liar has to keep in shape, and it was all those little white lies that enabled Mr Clinton to keep on top of the big black lies at the heart of his presidency.

O IS FOR ONE MO' TIME!: He was elected president twice. He had time to watch Harrison Ford in Air Force One twice. I’m a film critic and I only had time to watch it once. And he had time to rape Juanita Broaddrick twice, according to her sealed testimony to the House investigators ('Then he said, "My God, I can do it again!" And he did.').

P IS FOR PUSSY: Some years back, asked what he and the President talked about during their frequent afternoons on the golf course, Clinton confidant Vernon Jordan replied succinctly, 'Pussy.' Presumably this is a reference to Kathleen Willey's late cat, who mysteriously disappeared after she went public with her accusations against the President.

Q IS FOR QUEEN, BEAUTY: Mr Clinton has had relationships with at least three winners of the Miss Arkansas competition: Sally Perdue, Miss Arkansas 1958; Lencola Sullivan, Miss Arkansas 1980; Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Miss Arkansas 1982.

R IS FOR REPUBLICANS: As some of them began to realise during the ever leftward drift of the Gore campaign, Republicans will never get a better Democrat in the White House than Bill Clinton. His cheerleaders in the press gleefully hailed him as a genius: according to them, he stole all the GOP's most popular policies and then tagged 'em as extremists for sticking with the handful he hadn't bothered purloining. This argument would have more merit applied to Tony Blair or Canada's Jean Chretien, both of whom ran in Tory clothes and came close to demolishing their countries' respective Conservative parties. But the funny thing about Bill Clinton is that his move to the centre came without any political benefits for his party: everywhere you look - the state legislatures, the House, the Senate - there are now far more Republicans than there were in 1992. Clinton's stewardship of the Democratic party was great for Clinton, lousy for Democrats. As in his sex life, there was no reciprocity.

S IS FOR THE SMALL-BREAST DEFENCE: When Kathleen Willey accused the President of assault, Monica was indignant: how could the President be unfaithful to her? Fortunately, Mr Clinton was able to reassure her that Mrs Willey's story was completely unbelievable because he'd never grope a woman with such small breasts. If you study the women who disrobed for Playboy and Penthouse, this appears to be one of the less risible Clinton defence arguments.

T IS FOR 'TENDERNESS, TRY A LITTLE ': The song he sang to Monica in the Oval Office after he told her they'd have to end their dalliance:

‘She may be weary Women do get weary Wearing the same stained dress. . . .’ (I quote from memory.)

The President always knew when to try a little tenderness. No one was better at feeling our pain - or, as he remarked to Juanita Broaddrick, catching sight of her swollen lip as he left the room, 'You might want to put some ice on that.'

U IS FOR UNDERWEAR: He was the first president with tax-deductible underwear. Throughout the 1980s, he gave away his old underpants and claimed the gift as a deductible item on his tax return: in 1986, he claimed $2 per pair for three pairs of used briefs; in 1988, $15 for a pair of long johns.

V IS FOR VIETNAM: In November 2000, he visited Vietnam, albeit 30 years late.

W IS FOR WIN: In January 1998, when scandal broke around him, Mr Clinton got Dick Morris to do a quickie opinion poll. Morris reported that the public would not accept a presidential affair with an intern. In that case, said Mr Clinton, 'we'll just have to win'. That determination to brazen it out is the President's chief legacy to America's political culture. At the time, worldly Dems told us not to worry: the corruption was strictly confined to oral sex, and, sophisticated chaps that we are, we could all understand that, couldn't we? After Al Gore's post-election campaign of the last two months, we now know that Clintonian methods have uses beyond fellatio. Bill Clinton called the Constitution's bluff, and the much vaunted 'checks and balances' proved all but useless in the face of a man who was unchecked and, in certain aspects, unbalanced.

X IS FOR EXIT MUSIC: He wasn't a star, but he knew the tricks, cracking up at a Russian press conference when Boris Yeltsin said something flakey, corpsing with a corpse, like Sammy Davis yukking it up with Dino at a pro-celeb golf tournament. He understood a crude showbiz rule that, if you behave like a star, you'll get treated like one, a theory that reached its apotheosis in his endless entrance at the Democratic convention. We all knew he could talk the talk, but that night he walked the walk - and what a walk! It was the sort of thing Nicolae Ceausescu might have done if he'd ever seen Engelbert Humperdinck.

But walking off the stage is harder.

Y IS FOR YES: No Clinton defenders twisted themselves into more pretzel arguments than his feminist cheerleaders. But for one brief moment during the impeachment trial, it looked as though Senator Barbara Mikulski was reconsidering endorsing Mr Clinton's droit de seigneur when she voted 'No' on the motion to dismiss the case. Almost immediately, she stood up and announced that she'd made a mistake: she'd meant to vote 'Yes'. It seems an appropriate comment on the contortions required of Clintonian feminism that, in this instance at least, 'No' does indeed mean 'Yes'.

Z IS FOR ZZZZZZZZZ: William Jefferson Clinton was America's entertainer-in-chief. But, like the third hour of It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, eventually you've had enough. It wasn't public approval that saved Clinton, but public indifference. By the end, even his sex life bored them. To rise to the presidency from Hot Springs - a town where there's no right side of the tracks - is an amazing feat. To survive in office despite being your own smokin' gun is spectacular. And yet what, ultimately, was it all for? He maintained his high 'job approval' ratings because he never did anything that didn't come pre-approved. All he could do was tell us he was indispensable, despite a mountain of evidence to the contrary.

And now that completion is about to be reached, what's left? Alan Greenspan. Republican Governors. Cigar jokes. Celebrity, unlike fame, requires a living presence and from now on William Jefferson Clinton will have difficulty holding our attention. He will always be there, the DNA stain on the Constitution. But the American people will shrug him off. He will, as always, be hungry for love. But from now on he'll find that they're the ones who won't reciprocate.


TOPICS: Editorial; Extended News; Free Republic; Front Page News; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: billclinton; clinton; clintonlegacy; marksteyn
"Big Chief Talking Bull"

Hahahaha!

1 posted on 06/16/2003 10:21:20 AM PDT by Pubbie
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To: Pubbie
As Elizabeth Wurtzel observed in her book Bitch, Bill Clinton 'has made being full of shit not just a mere peccadillo, but in fact the greater part of his personality'.

Heh.

2 posted on 06/16/2003 10:25:30 AM PDT by cgk (Bob Geldof: "President Bush is radical, in a positive sense. Clinton did f*&% all.")
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To: Pubbie
LOL
3 posted on 06/16/2003 10:27:35 AM PDT by CGVet58 (I still miss my ex-wife... but my aim is improving!)
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To: Pubbie
the DNA stain on the Constitution

That's muh favorite...

5 posted on 06/16/2003 10:31:39 AM PDT by aBootes
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To: Pubbie
Steyn is my absolute favorite, and this has to be one of his best.
6 posted on 06/16/2003 10:34:11 AM PDT by Clara Lou
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To: Pubbie
The DNA stain on the Constitution,the Presidency,the White House,etc and on and on.He failed to mention his disgraceful leave taking ceremony on the day President Bush was sworn in.Gag and Barf.I love Steyn.
7 posted on 06/16/2003 10:34:35 AM PDT by MEG33
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To: Pubbie
Perhaps this column could be made into a hand-out, for anyone able to participate in a "FReep Hillary" event. Handing these out to onlookers would be a public service.
8 posted on 06/16/2003 10:49:46 AM PDT by Cordova Belle
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To: Pubbie
My contribution to the Clinton legacy:

clin-ton (clint’ n) [after Bill Clinton, late 20th century disbarred U.S. president whose administration is remembered primarily for impeachment, corruption and scandals.
Commonly referred to as:
DIRTPOTUSDisbarred Impeached Rapist Treasonous President Of The United States]
and as ’Clinton bin Lyin’

    --n.   1. Any lewd advance towards a person of the opposite gender, usually involving touching …*The boss did a clinton on his defenseless secretary*     2. Any instance of speech or conduct involving calculated deception …*The press conference on Kosovo was a real clinton*     3. Clintonitis A virus enduring all immune-system countermeasures of rejection …*Clintonitis is like a case of a sexually transmitted disease that just won't go away. The full extent of the pernicious aliment politicus Clintonitis, long unmentionable in mixed company, has intruded in full disgusting conspicuousness upon the national consciousness. *      4. clintonoid To adhere to, defend and support blindly, regardless of evidence, to speak with guile and malice; possessing the worst attributes of the First Felon ….* The clintonoid presstitutes, Brokaw, Jennings, Rather, Rivera, continued to spike all news detrimental to the administration.*      --vt.  1. To grope a person of the opposite gender in an unwelcome, unwanted manner …*He tried to clinton the man’s wife*     2. To communicate in a manner which clouds the truth by omitting essential information, or by playing with the meaning of words, or by other such deceptive means …*He clintoned his answer so much that nobody understood it*     3. To shamelessly promote a falsehood as the truth…*"Ken Starr – out of control," clintoned the media. President Bush’s Economy was the worst in the last 50 years was largely clintoned by the mainstream press *      --vi.  1. To act in a boorish manner while self- righteously maintaining the appearance of dignity …*He continued to clinton while the polls held up*      --adj.  1.Characterized by sleaziness or deceptiveness, lacking moral guidance …*It was a classic clintonian response* or *America’s downfall was due to the clintonization of society*      2. To foster divisiveness among races, creeds, genders, generations, classes, occupations, political parties…*The clintonized warring factions were not willing to enter peace talks* 3. Clintonesque - adj. describing a deceptive use of language via careful parsing of words to render a sentence meaningless or intentionally opposite of it's obvious meaning. Eg. ("To answer the question "Is he having an affair?" with "No, he's having lunch."
See also: Apologies (Africa, Asia, Central America, Europe, Mexico, South America), Arkansas State Troopers (as pimps), Arkancide, Arkcident, ‘Bill of Rights’ abrogation, "better put some ice on that", Bible (10 pound prop for PR), bimbos, bin Laden support, Black churches burning,, blue dress presidoo, Boy/Eagle Scouts, bureaucratic snafus, Cabinet investigations/indictments, Chinese Wars, cigar tricks, Clinton fatigue, Clinton LIEbrary, Clintonspeak, compartmentalize, Constitutional Crisis, criticisms of present sitting wartime president, demonization of opponents, DiCaprio interviews, disbarment, "Doing the “work for the American people" = fundraising, draft dodging, Dreamworks’ scandals, Elian, seizure/drugging/deportation, e-mails (100,000-1,000,000zip disks), Enron (Ken Lay/India), equivocate, enablers & apologists, "even presidents have personal lives.", Executive Orders, Federal Land Grabs, fighting impeachment he had "saved the Constitution.", foreign boondoggle trips (Africa >$55 MIL, China >$78MIL. India >$58MIL), foreign deployments, ‘getting a Lewinsky’, grifter, gun confiscation, Hollywood money/influence, Homosexuals in military, Ignoring terrorists, Illegal (Campaign Funds, FBI files, travel office, missile technology transfer), impeachment, inactions against terrorists(Kholabar Towers, Somolia, US Embassies, USS COLE, World Trade Towers), inappropriate, indefensible, ‘is’ is, internationalizing U.S. law via Kyoto Global Warming Treaty and ICC, etc., .Iraq appeasement, Las Alamos top secret files/fires, Leavenworth, lies, Limited English Proficiency (LEPers), Lincoln bedroom rentals, lost civil liberties, lost legacy, martial law, medical records stonewalling, military nonreenlistments, military unpreparedness, missile technology transfers, "mistakes were made", Moscow (40 days/nights-1969), mother/grandmother conflicts, mulligans, National Health Plan, NATO aggression (Clinton’s Wars), North Korean Appeasement, North Korea Nuclear weapons, obfuscate, obstruction of justice, Opprobrium, oral sex, Oval Office pantry, Oval Office sink, perjury, ‘plunge’ protection team, politics of personal destruction, presidoo, presidential kneepads, ‘presstitutes’ prevaricate, scumbag, secret police, sedition, social engineering (abortion, entitlements, guns, health care, homosexuals, tobacco), Soviet Union resurrection, spin, stonewall, Syrian appeasement, tainted Arkansas prison blood (Japan, Canada), Taiwan abandonment, "they’re mean to me", thong, treason, UN Sovereignty Rebellion, "vulgarizes everything he touches", ‘Wag-the-Dog (Monica bombs, Afghanistan, Iraq (Impeachment bombings), Kosovo, Pakistan, Serbia, Sudan), Waco, Western Forest fire-fighting money diverted, White House ‘coffees’, White House travel office, White House pastors, White House ‘porn downloads’, WhiteWater, women (Barbra, Gennifer, Christine, Denise, Dolly, Eleanor, Elizabeth Ward, Juanita, Kathleen, Linda, Monica, Paula, Sharon , Susan, etcetera...etcetera...etcetera...), “worst economy in 50 years”(guess Democrat Carter’s administration didn’t count),

Col Homes /Clinton..
Bill Clinton's letter to Col. Eugene Holmes, Director of the ROTC program at the University of Arkansas ..3 December 1969.

Copy - 1992 Affidavit by Lt. Col. Holmes:Regarding Bill Clinton's Draft Evasion

Somolia..
"Clinton's Somalia Fiasco" --Ranger's letter to WSJ
Source: Wall Street Journal; Published: August 16, 2002; Author John Belman

9 posted on 06/16/2003 10:51:48 AM PDT by Stand Watch Listen
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To: Clara Lou
His writing is far more deserving of a Pulitzer Prize than that formulaic stuff Maureen Dowd churns out; but my understanding is that Steyn is Canadian, so I guess he doesn't qualify.
10 posted on 06/16/2003 11:03:41 AM PDT by nana4bush
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To: Pubbie
the DNA stain on the Constitution

Heh heh.

11 posted on 06/16/2003 11:13:26 AM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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To: Pubbie
Good post! Enjoyed it very much.
12 posted on 06/16/2003 11:22:21 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: Pubbie
But, like the third hour of It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World, eventually you've had enough.

Ain't that the truth.

Funny, didn't this movie end with the jackpot being found under a "W"? ;-)

13 posted on 06/16/2003 11:40:00 AM PDT by TotusTuus
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To: firebrand; StarFan; Dutchy; stanz; RaceBannon; Cacique; Clemenza; rmlew; NYC GOP Chick; ...
ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

14 posted on 06/16/2003 11:41:46 AM PDT by nutmeg
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To: doug from upland
ping!
15 posted on 06/16/2003 11:42:03 AM PDT by nutmeg
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To: Pubbie
Ping!
16 posted on 06/16/2003 12:43:58 PM PDT by Mochamadness (First Team, Sound the Warhorns, and Forging the Warrior Spirit (JRTC))
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To: Pubbie
bump to read later
17 posted on 06/16/2003 12:45:53 PM PDT by eyespysomething (Breaking down the stereotypes of soccer moms everyday!)
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To: Pubbie
Bump!
18 posted on 06/16/2003 3:23:44 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Do not remove tag under penalty of law.)
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To: Pubbie
"O" should have been for Oval Office Sink -- his favorite sex partner.
19 posted on 06/16/2003 6:53:41 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Hillary: The Most Powerful Viagra Antidote)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
"O" should have been for Oval Office Sink -- his favorite sex partner"

Do you think Klinton will be running for NY Mayor. It will be rather hilarious (for me) to watch Clintoon try to govern the ungovernable city.

At least his mayorship will be a hell of a show - for those living outside NY of course...



20 posted on 06/16/2003 7:39:16 PM PDT by Pubbie (Bill Owens for Prez and Jeb as VP in '08.)
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To: Pubbie
No, I doubt it very much. Besides the fact that he'd have to set up a legal residence here -- and sleeping in his Harlem office < snicker > isn't a possiblity since it's not zoned for residence -- he probably sees how much crap Doomsberg is getting for the sad state of the city.

Also, he has to know that a large part of the city governance comes straight from Albany. We can't change most taxes without the blessings of the state legislature, and they control a lot of what goes on down here, especially in terms of fiscal stuff.

He'd also be prevented from making all those ridiculous speeches which have greatly enriched him.

I really don't see him running for office again -- I think he just wants to be a big old pain in the ass to whomever is in office and getting any attention that he wants for himself. I think he wants to be seen as a wise, elder (not too elder, as that's a turn-off for the babes) statesman.

21 posted on 06/16/2003 7:47:04 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Hillary: The Most Powerful Viagra Antidote)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
"I think he just wants to be a big old pain in the ass to whomever is in office and getting any attention that he wants for himself. I think he wants to be seen as a wise, elder (not too elder, as that's a turn-off for the babes) statesman."

I take my pants off to him...

:)
22 posted on 06/16/2003 8:04:28 PM PDT by Pubbie (Bill Owens for Prez and Jeb as VP in '08.)
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To: Pubbie
Why would you do that? Do you want him to get all turned on??? Ew!
23 posted on 06/16/2003 8:41:19 PM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Hillary: The Most Powerful Viagra Antidote)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
"Why would you do that? Do you want him to get all turned on??? Ew!"

I think Clinton deserves a salute ;)
24 posted on 06/16/2003 9:52:54 PM PDT by Pubbie (Bill Owens for Prez and Jeb as VP in '08.)
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To: MEG33
He failed to mention his disgraceful leave taking ceremony on the day President Bush was sworn in.

)))

Steyn had no way of knowing of that since the piece is dated 1/13/2001. Notice he also says that I-x42 won't be in our face anymore. Who knew?
25 posted on 06/17/2003 6:59:27 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Bush/Cheney in '04 and Tommy Daschole out the door)
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To: Pubbie; nutmeg
...he will no longer be, so to speak, in our face...

##

Well, Steyn had no way of knowing in January of '01 that that would not be true.

Funny stuff, nonetheless.
26 posted on 06/17/2003 7:11:21 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Bush/Cheney in '04 and Tommy Daschole out the door)
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To: BOBWADE; Mrs Zip
Ping
27 posted on 06/17/2003 6:28:33 PM PDT by zip
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To: cgk
Very funny.
28 posted on 06/17/2003 6:36:33 PM PDT by altura
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To: nutmeg
Thanks for the ping. Good stuff.
29 posted on 06/18/2003 5:04:48 PM PDT by doug from upland (Martha is indicted and the Clintons still walk free.........what a country)
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To: doug from upland
You're welcome - I thought of you immediately as I read it. :-)

It's dated January 2001, but I guess many of us missed it then, since it has just been posted here recently. One of Steyn's best!

30 posted on 06/18/2003 10:18:43 PM PDT by nutmeg
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To: Pubbie
and then went back to the Oval Office to help Monica observe the resurrection in a more personal sense.

OMG! This is too funny!

31 posted on 06/18/2003 10:31:14 PM PDT by ladyinred (The left have blood on their hands.)
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To: ladyinred
BTT
32 posted on 06/18/2003 10:35:23 PM PDT by nopardons
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To: Pubbie; Howlin
U IS FOR UNDERWEAR:

Boxers or briefs?

Howlin, don't miss this one!

How did I not see this until now? It's priceless.

33 posted on 06/19/2003 1:15:33 PM PDT by mombonn (Have you prayed for our President yet today?)
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To: Pubbie
......He was America's first black president........

"I'll show dat suckah Clintun who de first Black president be."

34 posted on 06/19/2003 4:46:48 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
LOL!
35 posted on 06/19/2003 5:09:49 PM PDT by Pubbie (Bill Owens for Prez and Jeb as VP in '08.)
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To: Pubbie

bump


36 posted on 05/22/2006 5:24:35 PM PDT by malia (FLIGHT 93 HAS DONE MORE TO FIGHT TERRORISM THAN THE WHOLE OF THE DEMOCRAT PARTY!!))
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To: TotusTuus

W, the palm trees! A funny movie and still is with all of the great comics of our time. Most are gone, but not forgotten.


37 posted on 05/22/2006 5:27:41 PM PDT by Las Vegas Dave ("Liberals out of power are comical-Liberals in power are dangerous!"-Rush Limbaugh.)
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