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Searching for weapons. Struck me as funny.
1 posted on 06/17/2003 10:16:21 AM PDT by csvset
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Let's do the Time Warp again!
2 posted on 06/17/2003 10:17:11 AM PDT by Frank_Discussion (May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
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"Ms. Guinier, how did you wind up in Iraq?"
3 posted on 06/17/2003 10:19:10 AM PDT by Paul Atreides
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Is that a variation on the Ruby slippers thing?
4 posted on 06/17/2003 10:20:14 AM PDT by Consort
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Al Bundy, having lied about his age to join the military, is perplexed and delighted at the scarcity of fat women in Iraq..........
6 posted on 06/17/2003 10:32:32 AM PDT by Feckless
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A U.S. soldier takes a close look at De Agony of De Feet.
7 posted on 06/17/2003 10:33:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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Listen, you either get the shoes off and through the scanner or you ain't going to Cleveland today, get it?
9 posted on 06/17/2003 10:38:16 AM PDT by Brian Allen ( Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God - Thomas Jefferson)
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"Does this tickle?"
10 posted on 06/17/2003 10:45:54 AM PDT by T.Smith
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Weapons of "Bass" destruction.
11 posted on 06/17/2003 10:47:51 AM PDT by Physicist (And don't forget, "Bass" is "Allah", upside-down.)
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*On Maxwell Smart shoephone*
"Can you hear me now?"
12 posted on 06/17/2003 10:48:58 AM PDT by Darksheare (Nox aeternus en pax.)
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For some reason, the story of that German soothsayer who would feel people's buns comes to mind...
13 posted on 06/17/2003 10:50:32 AM PDT by mikrofon
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Walk in freedom...no more sneaking...Saddam is gone...just raise your voice and keep on speaking........freedom !
16 posted on 06/17/2003 11:20:55 AM PDT by OREALLY
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The Prince, who was now madly in love with her, picked up her slipper and said to his ministers, "Go and search everywhere for the girl whose foot this slipper fits. I will never be content until I find her!"

So the ministers tried the slipper on the foot of all the girls... and on Cinderella's foot as well... Surprise! The slipper fitted perfectly.
17 posted on 06/17/2003 11:29:50 AM PDT by Sweet_Sunflower29 (Since 2002-05-19 __)
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"Is it a bunion or ammo?"
18 posted on 06/17/2003 12:04:26 PM PDT by lilylangtree
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LOL! OK, the original caption wins.
19 posted on 06/17/2003 12:09:04 PM PDT by PatrioticAmerican (If the only way an American can get elected is through Mexican votes, we have a war to be waged.)
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We'll have none of that yogic flying here.
20 posted on 06/17/2003 12:46:50 PM PDT by DrewsDad
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