Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Stop The Gay Canadians!
SF Gate ^ | June 20, 2003 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/20/2003 7:42:29 AM PDT by Mister Magoo

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:42:49 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Hordes of quivering GOP lawmakers and vast throngs of proudly homophobic right-wing Christian Americans fell into an adorable tizzy the other day as the entire really, really big country of Canada announced it will change its law to allow full-on homosexual marriage anywhere in the whole country including Vancouver and Toronto and even "that weird province with all the gay French people."


(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: algorelostgetoverit; allinhishead; angryathimself; antiamerican; antibreeder; antibush; antichristian; antifamily; antigun; antiheterosexual; antinormalcy; australia; australiaaustralia; barfalert; betterbringabucket; brbrbrbrbrbrpt; bushbashing; buttsex; california; caliphoney; canada; canadians; christ; christianbashing; chunkybarfalert; closetqueen; crackpotrant; cuckoo; downourthroats; gay; gaymarriage; hatespeech; heterobashing; homosexual; homosexualagenda; hyperfreak; hysteria; hysterical; intolerance; intolerantleft; isyournamebruce; jesus; kneepadbrigage; leftistloon; leftwingextremist; looneybin; looneyinspector; lumberjacksong; markmorford; marriage; messingwithtexas; missmorford; morford; nopoofters; offhismeds; offhisrocker; pc; perverts; politicalcorrectness; poorselfimage; projectilebarfalert; projectilehurl; rant; ravinglunatic; religionbashing; religiousintolerance; sacreligious; samesexdisorder; samesexmarriage; sanfrancisco; sayshesnotgay; sex; sexaddict; sexualdeviants; sexualdisorder; sf; slurpslurp; tinkerbell; toronto; waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa; wishhedbeenagirly; youralooney
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-57 next last

1 posted on 06/20/2003 7:42:29 AM PDT by Mister Magoo
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
Stop The Gay Canadians!

I settle for stopping the gay San Fransicans. Get back in your corner Mark.

2 posted on 06/20/2003 7:44:27 AM PDT by presidio9 (Run Al, Run!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
Does this guy really get paid to write like this? I wrote a short comedy sketch this morning about Gore's proposed liberal newz network, and I didn't get a dime for it.
3 posted on 06/20/2003 7:46:13 AM PDT by LanPB01
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: L.N. Smithee; scripter; ArGee; Clint N. Suhks
Ping
4 posted on 06/20/2003 7:46:28 AM PDT by EdReform (Support Free Republic - Become a Monthly Donor)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dighton

5 posted on 06/20/2003 7:46:47 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Have *you* taunted a liberal today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
"Gay" Canadians. There's a scary image.

"Cute ensemble, eh?"

Dan
6 posted on 06/20/2003 7:47:16 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
gives new meaning to the office of "Mountie"....and mounted for that matter
Soon to be released...
Mutiny on the Mountie
7 posted on 06/20/2003 7:50:21 AM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
gives new meaning to the office of "Mountie"....and mounted for that matter
Soon to be released...
Mutiny on the Mountie
8 posted on 06/20/2003 7:50:21 AM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Constitution Day


9 posted on 06/20/2003 7:50:50 AM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
Mark's brain:


10 posted on 06/20/2003 7:56:17 AM PDT by Alouette (Why is it called "International Law" if only Israel and the United States are expected to keep it?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
Ms. Morford's all atwitter - she'll be moving to Canada soon!
11 posted on 06/20/2003 7:58:22 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: dighton
I wanted to let you do the Thorazine part, you evil psychopatriot. < grins >
12 posted on 06/20/2003 8:01:16 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Have *you* taunted a liberal today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
"...between tongue baths from his personal herd of mildly narcotized French poodles."

There's a glimpse into the imaginative life of a homosexual intellectual - 'New Frontiers in Narcissism'.
13 posted on 06/20/2003 8:01:56 AM PDT by headsonpikes
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
sounds like the homosexual is a little paranoid himself! Sure hates heterosexual people. Running scared heterosexual people are going to take away his right to get it up the Bu--

Can we consider this a "hate" crime?
14 posted on 06/20/2003 8:06:12 AM PDT by beachn4fun (You can't convince a liberal of the facts...even if you smacked 'em in the face with it......)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
It's about stopping gays, but more generaly about stopping racism and genderism.
15 posted on 06/20/2003 8:20:14 AM PDT by lavaroise
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
Here's a litte bit of what I said in my email to the jerk....sure hope his email address is correct.....


what a sad little scared "homosexual" rabbit you are to write such trash. We, as "whatever title you give us," have a right to speak out against things we think are wrong. We can't do that in your opinion, if your article is any indication, but yet you can sprout off this trash and it's ok. It's journalism. But guess what? We ("whatever title you give us") will not go away and we will not shut up. And the more the homosexuals try to force us to accept their lifestyle the more we will fight it.

16 posted on 06/20/2003 8:20:16 AM PDT by beachn4fun (You can't convince a liberal of the facts...even if you smacked 'em in the face with it......)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Mister Magoo
Thoughts for the author?

Yes.

1. I feel dumber for having read this.

2. All good humor is based in truth, but there's something to be said for material that's so stupid and divorced from reality that it makes you laugh.

3. Why in the world would anybody want to go to a Cher concert?

4. "Gay or Canadian or a member of Loverboy" is redundant.

5. Aldo Nova had greatest hits? When did that happen?

6. Did I mention that I felt dumber for having read this?

17 posted on 06/20/2003 8:37:20 AM PDT by RichInOC ("...Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?...")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: beachn4fun
You, sir are clearly "homophobic." Shame Shame!
18 posted on 06/20/2003 8:43:56 AM PDT by presidio9 (Homophobic and Proud!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: dighton
Where's the plug to hold the suppositories inside?
19 posted on 06/20/2003 8:50:48 AM PDT by whereasandsoforth
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: presidio9
Oh..that lovely catch word when someone disagrees with "their" lifestyle....wonder if there is a similar word in the dictionary that describes homosexuals who hate the heterosexual? I'd like to use it on people such as him.....
20 posted on 06/20/2003 8:58:01 AM PDT by beachn4fun (You can't convince a liberal of the facts...even if you smacked 'em in the face with it......)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 18 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-57 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson