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Caption time! (although I think the picture does itself justice already)
Right Wing News ^ | 6.20.03

Posted on 06/20/2003 7:57:03 AM PDT by mhking



TOPICS: Canada; Culture/Society; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: cheese; cheesewatch; moose; moosewatch; peopleeattasyanimals
Now all it needs is a nice cold beer to wash it down....
1 posted on 06/20/2003 7:57:04 AM PDT by mhking
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To: mhking
MOOSE! Its whats for dinner!
2 posted on 06/20/2003 7:59:07 AM PDT by Great_Dame
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To: mhking
where's rev heat and the "Eat Steak" song?
3 posted on 06/20/2003 8:00:06 AM PDT by camle (no fool like a damned fool)
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To: Great_Dame
Moose Burger smothered with melted cheese, yum. How about one of them Ruskie Beers....
4 posted on 06/20/2003 8:01:57 AM PDT by 1Old Pro (The Dems are self-destructing before our eyes, How Great is That !)
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To: mhking
Good one! Anyone know PETA's email address so I can forward this over to them?
5 posted on 06/20/2003 8:04:12 AM PDT by rs79bm (The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit ... R. Limbaugh)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Ping!
6 posted on 06/20/2003 8:04:13 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks
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My sister once ate a moose.
7 posted on 06/20/2003 8:05:06 AM PDT by al_c
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To: al_c
I høpe It wasn't Nasti.
8 posted on 06/20/2003 8:06:37 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Have *you* taunted a liberal today?)
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To: mhking
Thank you for another fine example of how the 3-L (liberal, left, and looney) government is so out of touch with a large majority of Canadian citizens.
9 posted on 06/20/2003 8:07:19 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: mhking

10 posted on 06/20/2003 8:07:36 AM PDT by Alouette (Why is it called "International Law" if only Israel and the United States are expected to keep it?)
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To: mhking
Man!!! What a great billboard.
11 posted on 06/20/2003 8:09:40 AM PDT by FryingPan101 (Ya know?)
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To: al_c
The whole moose ?
12 posted on 06/20/2003 8:10:16 AM PDT by OREALLY
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To: mhking
Can I get Freedom Fries instead of the mashed potatoes?
13 posted on 06/20/2003 8:12:24 AM PDT by CodeJockey
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To: mhking
Deliciously funny!
15 posted on 06/20/2003 8:24:32 AM PDT by OldFriend (Liberal bias in the media????)
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To: al_c
Bites of moose can be very tasty.
16 posted on 06/20/2003 8:27:14 AM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: al_c; *cheesewatch; *moosewatch
My sister once ate a moose.

I hope she had some cheese with her møøse. LOL

17 posted on 06/20/2003 8:27:40 AM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: mhking
I smell BBQ.
18 posted on 06/20/2003 8:29:38 AM PDT by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)
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To: wysiwyg
Møøse wik cheese?
19 posted on 06/20/2003 8:29:48 AM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: mhking
Moose always tastes better with a little sugar on the side.
20 posted on 06/20/2003 8:31:06 AM PDT by Slyfox
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To: mhking
that is funny..going on to my profile
21 posted on 06/20/2003 8:31:59 AM PDT by finnman69 (!)
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To: weegee
Chile con møøse con queso? Pass the chopped onions!
22 posted on 06/20/2003 8:32:15 AM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: mhking
[cue Dudley Moore] You must've HATED that moose!
23 posted on 06/20/2003 8:33:56 AM PDT by Ramius
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To: rs79bm
Good one! Anyone know PETA's email address so I can forward this over to them?

I got this by email a few days ago and PETA was my first forward! ;-)

24 posted on 06/20/2003 8:34:19 AM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (PEACE - Through Superior Firepower)
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To: mhking
I once had a mooseburger. I was stationed at Minot AFB. I was returning from softball practice one Saturday afternoon and one of the other Occifers in the "Q" was barbequeing! As any hungry grubber would do, I went over sniffed and asked "Smells good. what is it!" "Moose burgers, moose hot dogs and moose steak! Care to try something?" I had a coupla six packets in the fridge and the feast was on! Did I have cheese on my moose burger? You betcha!

One thing about the billboard. Moose don't eat grass! They eat the bark and leaves off saplings (saw them doing that in Sweden several years back but that's another story!) Having seen and collected moose turds... well that's another story that I've recounted here before...

25 posted on 06/20/2003 8:38:10 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: rs79bm
PETA! PEOPLE for the ENJOYMENT Of TASTEY ANIMALS.....
26 posted on 06/20/2003 8:38:57 AM PDT by .45MAN (If you don't like it here try and find a better country, Please!!)
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To: mhking
Moose - the other white meat.

Got milk!

27 posted on 06/20/2003 8:41:23 AM PDT by LivingNet
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To: mhking
Similar billboard ad campaign launched by the Alberta Beef Producers a few years ago:

"Save a cow -- Eat a vegetarian."

This ad campaign began right after PETA announced their intention to launch a billboard campaign of their own in the province. For some reason that I was never able to figure out, PETA quickly called off their ad campaign and have not been heard from since.

Seriously -- it was quite a bizarre turn of events.

28 posted on 06/20/2003 8:48:01 AM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: wysiwyg
Alsø wik øniøns?
29 posted on 06/20/2003 9:09:11 AM PDT by weegee (NO BLOOD FOR RATINGS: CNN let human beings be tortured and killed to keep their Baghdad bureau open)
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To: wysiwyg
I hope she had some cheese with her møøse. LOL

Oh, come on ... be series. ;o)

30 posted on 06/20/2003 9:11:57 AM PDT by al_c
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To: mhking
OUTSTANDING!!!!!!!

Thank you. this made my morning. :)

It doesn't moose the point. It peta much hits the ten ring.
31 posted on 06/20/2003 9:12:47 AM PDT by DeepDish
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To: Great_Dame
Here's a candidate for dinner:

Alaska: Moose stomps pet poodle

32 posted on 06/20/2003 9:18:55 AM PDT by StriperSniper (Frogs are for gigging)
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To: mhking
MOOSE! The other red meat.

or

MOOSE! What's for dinner in Frostbite Falls.
- Boris Badenoff
33 posted on 06/20/2003 9:21:24 AM PDT by OrioleFan
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To: mhking
EEEEEEEEEEK!

}:-)4
34 posted on 06/20/2003 9:46:25 AM PDT by Moose4 (EAT MOR CHIKIN)
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To: mhking

35 posted on 06/20/2003 10:24:50 AM PDT by scab4faa
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To: Young Werther
Having seen and collected moose turds... well that's another story that I've recounted here before...

Making møøse turd pie???

It's good tho...

36 posted on 06/20/2003 10:30:14 AM PDT by null and void (Who Cries For The Krill?)
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To: mhking
In related news:

WMAL Reports Chief Moose RESIGNS

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/931274/posts
37 posted on 06/20/2003 10:36:39 AM PDT by null and void (Who Cries For The Krill?)
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To: null and void
Moose turds, once dried, are shellacked and made into jewelry. While stationed in Alaska I purchase necklaces and ear rings. There packaging proudly announced "Made in Alaska by Moose!"

I was inspecting the DEW Line and one of my NCO found some "raw" moose urds while fishing along the Nenanna river in Fairbanks. When we returned to the radar sites up north we pulled a prank that still echos throught the annals of DEW Line practical jokes.

I've told this story before but what the hey....!

Part of our radar inspection routine was to shut down the klystron and inspect the cooling system. The klystron was the the device that generated the 5 Mega Watts of radar energy for the surveillance radar. This device was the size of a large walk - in refreigerator. The interior chamber is what generated the RF energy. To shut down the radar required NORAD permission. The radar tech would receive permission from NORAD and would then go to the power panel to turn off the electricity. He was out of sight of my RADAR Tech who quickly opened the door and threw some moose turds into the Klystron. He then closed the door and when the DEW Line tech opened the door he noted that there was animal droppings in the klystron!

At lunch we had our preliminary debrief on the critical items noted during our morning inspections. There was only one critical item, the animal droppings. The site manager, already apprised of our finding, announced that he had already contacted the office in Fairbanks and requested traps and bait to clean out the klystron, (as if any animal could survive in that RF environment! I was biting the inside of my lip as I sternly announced that I had inspected the offending droppings and that the Site manager had made an "offal mistake". The dropping were ,OBVIOUSLY MOOSE TURDS. I asked him how a moose had gotten into his klystron, my troops broke out laughing and then we asked if he had an elephant in his pajamas, (old Groucho Marx joke) and the site manager knew he had been had.

38 posted on 06/20/2003 11:13:56 AM PDT by Young Werther
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To: mhking
LOL! I love it. Think I'll steal it as my tagline for a while.
39 posted on 06/20/2003 11:23:14 AM PDT by SAMWolf (There's plenty of room for all God's creatures..... right next to the mashed potatoes.)
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To: mhking
I need to set some moosetraps!
40 posted on 06/20/2003 11:24:03 AM PDT by bray ( Old Glory Stands for Freedom)
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To: mhking
"And it does include its same-sex partner!"
41 posted on 06/20/2003 11:32:30 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: mhking
As Homer Simpson said:

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
42 posted on 06/20/2003 11:54:21 AM PDT by Growler
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To: mhking
Ping the PETA people!

43 posted on 06/20/2003 12:03:49 PM PDT by Gal.5:1 (it's lunchtime!)
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To: mhking
Here's something to wash it down...


44 posted on 06/20/2003 5:47:30 PM PDT by Squawk 8888 (Everyone knows you can't have a successful conspiracy without a Rockefeller)
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To: Victoria Delsoul
Canada bump.
45 posted on 06/20/2003 6:43:32 PM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: mhking
bttt...
46 posted on 06/20/2003 6:46:45 PM PDT by sit-rep
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