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Posted on 06/25/2003 3:13:14 AM PDT by kattracks
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My Hooptie by Sir Mix-A-Lot
My hooptie rollin', tailpipe draggin' Heat don't work an' my girl keeps naggin' Six-nine Buick, deuce keeps rollin' One hubcap 'cause three got stolen Bumper shook loose, chrome keeps scrapin' Mis-matched tires, and my white walls flakin' Hit mickey-d's, Maharaji starts to bug He ate a quarter-pounder, threw the pickles on my rug Runnin', movin' tabs expired Girlies tryin' to dis 'n say my car looks tired Hit my brakes, out slid skittles Tinted back window with a bubble in the middle Who's car is it? Posse won't say We all play it off when you look our way Rollin' four deep, tires smoke up the block Gotta roll this bucket, 'cause my Benz is in the shop My hooptie - my hooptie Four door nightmare, trunk locks' stuck Big dice on the mirror, grill like a truck Lifters tickin', accelerator's stickin' Somethin' on my left front wheel keeps clickin' Picked up the girlies, now we're eight deep Cars barely movin', but now we got heat Made a left turn as I watched in fright My ex-girlfriend shot out my headlight She was standin', in the road, so I smashed her toes Mashed my pedal, boom, down she goes Law ain't lyin', long hairs flyin' We flipped the skeez off, dumb girl starts cryin' Baby called the cops, now I'm gettin' nervous The cops see a beeper and the suckers might serve us Hit a side street and what did we find? Some young punk, droppin' me a flip off sign Put the deuce in reverse, and started to curse Another sucker on the south side about to get hurt Homey got scared, so I got on Yeah my group got paid, but my groups still strong Posse moved north, headin for the CD Ridin' real fast so the cops don't see me Mis-matched tires got my boys uptight Two Vogues on the left, Uniroyal on the right Hooptie bouncin', runnin' on leaded This is what I sport when you call me big-headed I pot-hole crusher, red light rusher Musher of a brother 'cause I'm plowin' over suckers In a hooptie It's a three-ton monster, econo-box stomper Snatch your girly, if you don't I'll romp 'er Dinosaur rush, lookin' like Shaft Some get bold, but some get smashed Cops say the car smokes, but I won't listen It's a six-nine deuce, so the hell with emissions Rollin' in Tacoma, I could get burned (Sound of automatic gunfire) Betta make a u-turn Spotted this freak with immense posterior Tryin' to roll smooth through the Hilltop area Brother start lettin' off, kickin' that racket Thinkin' I'm a rock star, slingin' them packets I ain't wit' dat, so I smooth eject Hit I-5 with the dope cassette Playin' that tough crew hardcore dope The tape deck broke Damn what's next, brothers in Goretex Tryin' to find a spot where we could hunt for sex Found a little club called the N-C-O Military, competition. You know. I ain't really fazed, 'cause I pop much game Rolled up tough, 'cause I got much fame "How ya doin' baby, my name is Mixalot" "Mixalot got a Benz boy, quit smokin' that rock" Ooooh, I got dissed. But it ain't no thing Runnin' that game with the home made slang Baby got ished, Bremelo gip. Keep laughin' at the car and you might get clipped By a hooptie Runnin' outta gas, stuck in traffic Far left lane, throwin' up much static Input, output, carbeurator fulla soot "Whatcha want me to do Mix?" Push freak, push Sputter, sputter rollin' over gutters Cars dip low with hard core brothers Tank on E, pulled into Arco Cops on tip for Columbian cargo We fit a stereotype, that's what he said Big long car, four big black heads Cops keep jockin', grabbin' like 'gators 'Bout stereotypes, I'm lookin' nuthin' like Noriega Cop took my wallet, looked at my license His partner said "D*mn, they all look like Tyson" Yes, I'm legit, so they gotta let me go This bucket ain't rollin' in snow It's my hooptie
well a big ole redneck yee-haw atcha jesse. maybe the problem is that you are PUSHing when you should be revving.
Or horse racing. Can you just visualize Shaquille O'Neal on a horse coming out the gate at the Kentucky Derby?
BIG mistake. NASCAR showed Jessie the inside of their wallets. They should have just told him to pound salt, go ahead and boycott them. Not like there are that many black NASCAR fans, and those that are probably don't care about Jessie's opinion anyway.
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- The only black driver to win at NASCAR's highest level never got a proper celebration in Victory Lane.-Eric
Wendell Scott beat the field in a 200-mile race in 1963, but as the story goes, NASCAR officials were worried about how the predominantly white crowd in Jacksonville might react to seeing a black man hoist the winner's trophy.
Buck Baker was declared the winner, and only after two hours of review -- with the crowd long gone -- was a "scoring error'' detected and Scott named the official winner.
No, no, no - this is too much like the U. of Mich. point system, which uses a rigid numbering scheme. Should give lead laps based on something like "hardship suffered as a child", or "from a poor family".
If I were nascar, and pursuing diversity goals, I'd just start giving some of the older nascars to inner-city youth.
You know, who even cares? Maybe Asians should start protesting their lack of representation in most sports. Perhaps whites & others should begin protesting black domination of professional football and basketball.
Maybe everybody ought to just quit whining.
I'm pretty disgusted with NASCAR for caving to Jesse's blackmail, though.
"Freedom of Association" is dead.
Every professional sport must conform to quotas that accurately represent that race/ethnic groups' percentage of population in America. This means that MLB baseball teams will have to be 70% white, 13% Hispanic, 12% black, 4% Asian and 1% Native American. So at any one time, on the field, a baseball team must have 6 white guys, 1 black guy, 1 hispanic and 1 Asian/Native American. Same for the NBA. I want 3 whites on the basketball court at all times with 1 black and 1 hispanic. This WILL BE MANDATORY. NFL? 7 white guys, 2 black guys, 2 hispanics and 1 Asian/Native American, alternating out once in awhile with a black guy or a hispanic guy.
Hey...this only seems fair and we want to promote accurate diversity in professional sports.
That, I would PAY to see...
Sounds to me like NASCAR should be forced to pay reparations to all black drivers.
...Wendell Scott ... Buck Baker...
Well, at least these folks are honored on tv promos during "Black History Month", like those Tuskeegee airplane flyers.
I'm not a huge fan of NASCAR, but I always watch the beginning of each race. The NASCAR and their fans are some of the most patriotic people in this country. I love the whole "hoopla" at the beginning. There's nothing wrong with praying before a sporting event and having our military jets fly over. I better stop writing now before I decide to start a lettter campaign to Jesse to clog up his email and fax. UGH!