A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....06-25-03....Hall of Fame #4

Billie

[dansangel]

(((((((Pipster))))))) <------Humpday Hugs! :-)

[Pippin]

You have mail! :O)

Louie made me a graphic for the mail but it wont post, darn!

[ST.LOUIE1]

((((((((HUGS)))))) to all of you...you pulled it off and y'all ****ROCK***!

Hey, don't act so innocent....you were in on it....you ROCK, too! LOL

{{{{{((((( dansywolfette)))))}}}}}

[Dubya]

"Hello, hello?" shrilled a spinsterish voice over the phone. "Is this the
SPCA?"

"Yes."

"I want you to send somebody over right away."

"What's wrong?"

"There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tree teasing my dog."

[Mama_Bear]

Major problem here, though, Mama_Bear. I baked a cake for Billie, but kinda messed up.

LOL. Awwwww.......but it's the thought that counts.

Mama_Bear decided to present Billie with a bakery cake. Since her porridge never comes out quite right, she isn't about to try making a cake.

[ru4liberty]

"There's a horrid magazine salesman sitting in a tree teasing my dog."

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aquamarine]

Sorry I was late Mama Bear, I had computer problems this morning.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Lori and Louie...Well you did it! Job well done! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Yep! LOL

Morning, co-conspirator. : )

[Billie]

Thank you for the birthday cake (and the little bluebirds on the side - don't think I didn't notice) :)

[Pippin]

Ah! Yes! Humpday!

That means the rest of the week is all down hill from here! :O)

[LadyX]

Hahaha - remember last night my posting 'how I looked forward to The Pet Thread Day from dutchss'??

How you immediately shot a Freep mail to me to tell me it was a Review Thread today - next week return to a pet one??

Hahahahahahahaha - then I knew you didn't know what WE knew..:))

[The Thin Man]

It's been nine months today since our debut, and we're still having fun. We hope you are. As promised, for your information and perusal, here is our third "Hall of Fame" - a list of all those who've held center stage ... from Monday, June 24, 2002 through Friday, March 21, 2003.

I thought we just celebrated the one year anniversary? 

[Billie]

Hope you have your best day ever!

Thank you for the wishes, Taxman. It looks like it's going to be! :)

[Dubya]

Lawyer Laughs

The following questions from lawyers were taken from official records
nationwide:

1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

2. Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in
most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about
it until the next morning?

3. Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify
me.'
Q: Did he kill you?

4. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

5. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

6. Were you alone or by yourself?

7. How long have you been a French Canadian?

8. Do you have children or anything of that kind?

9. Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

10. Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

11. Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

12. Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes
Q: What were you doing at the time?

13. Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

14. So you were gone until you returned?

15. Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None
Q: Were there girls?

16. You don't know what it was, and you don't know what it looked like,
but can you describe it?

17. Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

18. Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.

19. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a
stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to
strike the next question."

20. Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body
of Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

[Pippin]

Hi, TTM!

Aren't you gonna wish Billie a happy birthday?

[Dubya]

New details emerged from a US commando strike last week on an Iraqi
convoy suspected of carrying senior members of the ousted regime,
possibly including Saddam Hussein or members of his family. At least
five Syrian border guards were hurt in the operation, US military
officials said, and it was possible that American forces pursued
fleeing vehicles into Syria. The main attack, on the Iraqi border
village of Dhib, killed an undisclosed number of people and destroyed
several homes, officials said.

[Billie]

I'm listening to those birds chirping and it's like I'm right outside with them! So PRETTY! I love it!

[Mama_Bear]

Louie made me a graphic for the mail but it wont post, darn!

Can you e-mail it to me? I will put it on my server and send you a link to it - then it should post for you. (FReepmail me if you need my e-mail address.)

[Temple Owl]

Happy birthday Billie and even bigger hug than yesterday's.

[LadyX]

Last night, I suspected this is what you might be doing, Free - -

- - and do so well !!!

Every one you create is a Masterpiece, and we love them - and you!
You add so much to this wonderful place!