Sooner or later... They will come to the door:
"You're here to register the guns I bought all those years ago? Gosh. Let's see the list...can't be many. Oh! That many, huh? Well, let me think."
"Yeah, I have this single shot .410...you wanna register it? Sure."
"I'm sorry, the Bushmaster was lost at sea. I really hated to see it go overboard when we were plinking off Sanibel Island. So it goes... No, I gave the Remington 742 to my brother a few years ago. You might wanna check with him. That Smith Model 60? I wish somebody could find it, but I think it fell through the hole in the back of the pickup four years ago...don't know for sure"
"Please feel free to come in and look around. Want a cup of coffee? By the way, who runs the local CFRO (Clinton Firearms Registration Office) anyway? They live up in...don't they? Have a nice day."
("Honey, where is the shovel? I gotta go get my old .308...")
posted on 06/27/2003 4:06:09 PM PDT
(When all else, absolutely all else fails, vote from the rooftops.)
Actually I sold all mine at the gun show for cash in the last 6 months cept for my Ruger 10/22. I need to make mortgage payments right now. Im unemployed :-( :-)
posted on 06/27/2003 4:29:13 PM PDT
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