[ladyinred]

This is just fantastic! I had to get out the dictionary a couple of times, but it was worth it! Greatest critique on Hillary's lies I have read thus far. The author points out just how egotistical the woman is, even worse than I expected. She is also glaringly out of touch with reality. I now feel even more justified in my outright dislike of this creature, she is not a real person just as I suspected.

[Texas Eagle]

"Whitewater never seemed real because it wasn't."

Errrrrr.....Sir Hillary, didn't you and your husband itemize your Whitewater losses on your tax returns?

[alphadog]

"Was Jackie talking about the grassy knoll or about a different kind of mons?"

LOL

[ladyinred]

Get ready to laugh!

[TheSpottedOwl]

HAS "LIVING HISTORY" been dumbed down for its intended reader?

Without a doubt. I met a few hundred of her fan base tonight in Century City. Whoooo boy, in the face of idiocy I retaliated by shooting back with "tan, rested, and ready, Nixon in 2008". Folks, I don't think they realize that Nixon resigned and has now passed away. Unreal. Keep an eye out for the official FReep report...

[Lancey Howard]

Priceless, classic O'Rourke!

"I was raised to love my God and my country, to help others, to protect and defend the democratic ideals that have inspired and guided free people for more than 200 years," a slap in the face to those of us who were raised to say please and thank you and not track mud into the house. Little wonder that when Hillary meets Queen Elizabeth, "She reminded me of my own mother."

LOL!

[Texas Eagle]

"I didn't use makeup," declares Hillary, "and wore jeans and work shirts most of the time. I was no Miss Arkansas,"

You don't say.

[PRND21]

PJ Rules

[InvisibleChurch]

("He has so much information running through his head at any given moment that he doesn't always notice where he's going.")

. She came into the dining room and asked for volunteers to help her gently shake the snow off the branches of the surrounding trees so that they wouldn't break under the weight.

i do so admire insanity on this level

[Spyder]

I wish PJ was as prolific as Steyn. He's every bit as enjoyable. I still recommend Parliament of Whores as an excellent Civics textbook and Holidays in Hell as a good guide to the Third World.

[Carry_Okie]

You gotta read this.

[texas booster]

Hillary failed the District of Columbia bar examination, but she passed in Arkansas--and "in the first jury trial I handled on my own, I defended a canning company against a plaintiff who found the rear end of a rat in the can of pork and beans he opened for dinner one night."

Excuse me, but wouldn't most lawyers want to take a case to court that they have a better chance to win? Whose decision to take these guys money, just to oppress the proletariat? Did she win? Anyone have access to Lexis-Nexis?

OTOH, it sounds perfect for a sleaze-pimp lawyer that takes a case protecting the MAN, takes their money, dumps on a victim, then claims to be the sole representative of said victim on what they really need in life.

[Texas Eagle]

After listening to Jiang Zemin explain that the Tibetans had been liberated by the Chinese, Hillary concludes, "I don't think Jiang . . . was being quite straight with me on Tibet."

I called Bill that night to get his input, but he didn't have time to discuss this with me. He said he had to get back to counseling a pizza delivery girl whom he had recently befriended.

[Lancey Howard]

"So, what would Mrs. Roosevelt have to say about my present predicament? Not much, I thought."

The most ironic thing about this brilliant and hilarious book review is that it is 90% excerpts from the book itself! It is Hillary who is making me laugh out loud. Not with her; AT her.

[arasina]

Is it possible that P.J. is the only reviewer to have actually read the book? Sure seems so. One of my favorites from his review:

Not that the book isn't supposed to sell. And I understand it's selling nicely. I do not begrudge Hillary and her publisher their profits. The money will allow them, per Dante, to visit the fifth cornice of purgatory, where avarice is atoned, whenever they can get family leave from the ninth circle of hell where they'll be eternally tortured for spreading false doctrine.

He, Dennis Miller and Ann Coulter are at the top when it comes to ascerbic wit.

[freekitty]

Very good article and whew am I glad I didn't buy or read her book.

[thegreatbeast]

I was really laughing during the first half of this piece and then it kind of slowed down but it was a funny. Did she really fail the DC bar exam the first time? One of the 100 greatest lawyers? One of the smartest women in the world?

[blackbart.223]

Thanks for posting this. I was in need of a laugh and P.J. O'Rourke always delivers. He sure nailed The Queen Bee with this one.

Bart.

[AlaskaErik]

After listening to Jiang Zemin explain that the Tibetans had been liberated by the Chinese, Hillary concludes, "I don't think Jiang . . . was being quite straight with me on Tibet."

Let's just say he was as straight with Hitlery as she has been with this work of fiction masquerading as a tome.

[potlatch]

The Alpha-dork husband, the super-twerp wife, and the hyper-wonk vice president--together with all their mega-weenie water carriers, such as vicious pit gerbil George Stephanopoulos and Eastern diamondback rattleworm Sidney Blumenthal--spent eight years trying to make America nothing to brag about.

What a review, LOVED it!! Say a prayer that Hillary reads it, LOL!