MEET KERRY'S POLO CASANOVA (Kennedy-Cuomo Split)

New York Post ^ | 7/03/03 | RICHARD JOHNSON, JEANE MacINTOSH and JENNIFER FERMINO

[kattracks]

July 3, 2003 -- Meet the man who broke up Andrew Cuomo's marriage.

Bruce Colley - the dashing, BMW-driving, polo-playing and married New York businessman - is the "other man" who caused Andrew and Kerry Kennedy Cuomo's surprising split, sources said.

[kattracks]

HE LOVES THE NIGHT LIFE: Bruce Colley, the other man in the Kennedy-Cuomo marriage, parties with Jack Nicholson and Adam Sandler at his hot club Man Ray. - DMI

[Fracas]

LOL. A Republican! Uncle Ted will have apoplexy.

[JZoback]

Sounds like he is a R.I.N.O.

Teddy can drink one less Scotch knowing that

[Solamente]

"...he apparently shares Kerry's love of the environment..."

Well, she does resemble a wood-chuck with those choppers of hers.

[Dog]

No wonder it's getting ugly she was seduced by a Republican...

ROFL!!!!

[Miss Marple]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I KNEW my guys on the post wouldn't let me down!

Only a Kennedy would think that it dangerous liason with a Republican!

It is getting better and better.

[kattracks]

No wonder Cuomo is so hot under the collar.

[Neets]

Didn't you say yesterday we'd be hearing who the "other man" is today?

[Miss Marple]

Yes, I did! Tomorrow, if not today, we should get a salvo from the Kennedy camp.

I predict attacks on Cuomo's temper, earning power, and lack of class.

[kattracks]

I predict attacks on Cuomo's temper, earning power, and lack of class.

Which drove poor Kerry into the arms of a married man. Don't you feel her pain?

[monocle]

Kerry's betrayal was obviosly political and not marital, which is why Andy was so steamed.

[Liz]

I think this guy is a red herring. The real Kerry porker is even a worse PR nightmare than a Pubbie......he's one of Kerry's endlesss cousins. LOL.

[Bluntpoint]

When you sleep with a Kennedy you are not making love to a living legend, you are screwing a dead president.

[Liz]

Sex with the dead, you say? I just knew it.....the perverts are into necrophilia. LOL.

[Fracas]

Did you notice she's gone home to Hyannisport and HE has the kids? Is this a modern marriage or what!

Curious timing to coincide with the release of the JFK Jr. book, too. Maybe another dangerous liaison is lurking somewhere?

So many scandals; so little time.

[Bluntpoint]

Chelsea is looking forward to the passing of her father. Her sex life will improve a hundred fold.

"Dear Diary,

I slept with a real "double bagger" last night, heard her dad was somebody famous."

[Miss Marple]

Liz says that she thinks the Enquirer will have a split cover tomorrow...half Kennedy-Cuomo, half Kennedy-Bisset.

I supplied the headline: "Camelot Crumbles."

[Liz]

LOL. Now that's funny. I like the hint of incest......so Arkansas-ish. And look at this.

Young Roger Clinton, left, with his mother.......and his father, Bill.

[Liz]

Looking at the pic of this bland, nondescript putative Kennedy porker, I can't keep from wondering why Andy couldn't cut the arugala with Kerry anymore.

Is he Viagra challenged? Is it premature ejaculation? Maybe Andy is suffering from one or more sexually transmitted diseases?

Maybe it's a genetic trait? Matilda always struck me as a little underwhelmed at Mario.