Hillary says Bill could be 'first mate'

The Times of India ^ | July 4, 2003 | RASHMEE Z AHMED

[Sabertooth]

[Sabertooth]

[Gritty]

The Queen ain't that old and she might go another thirty years if she's anything like her mother.

One could have said the same thing about Vince Foster. If Her Heinous puts her mind to it, anything becomes possible!

[Dana113]

"On Friday, Hillary took to the British airwaves to relive her "pain" and sorrow at Bill's semi-romance with Lewinsky, recalling how she underwent a period of not speaking to him. "

When will these people ever go away? Do we have to constantly be reminded of the sordid, trashy personal lives of the Clintons? Will it ever end?

[Donna Lee Nardo]

My thoughts and hopes and dreams exactly. Whatever it takes.

[The_Pickle]

Dang! You beat me to the "Gilligan" reference. :(

[sfvgt]

first? mate.........I thought Janet Reno was her first mate.......

[Loyal Buckeye]

Who gives a rat's ass what either of them say?

[The Westerner]

Perhaps they're staying away from the "homeland" because of terrorism? They're in the know, you know.

[Enterprise]

I think Bill Clinton would be a great First Mate - on a garbage scow!

[The Great RJ]

I think Capt."Black Heart" Hillary will have her "first mate" walking the plank long before her White House run.

[Let's Roll]

"First mate. Fair enough. Mating is his hobby..."

Yeah, but wouldn't he actually have to "mate" with his spouse after she was inaugurated? That ain't gonna happen.

[Brilliant]

First mate? I guess she thinks he's going to marry Howard Dean.

[Dionysius]

This is more frightening than "Omen".

The spawn must be stopped!

[ex-Texan]

Hillary has fallen on Amazon.com's Best Seller List. Leading the group is the new Harry Potter book and Ann Coulter's well research non fiction book Treason. Hillary is number 9. Reminds me of the Beetle song in the early 1970's where there is strange repeated chanting of "Number 9" over and over.

[You Dirty Rats]

Shrillary's FIRST mate was some hippie chick at college.

[dagnabbit]

Someone (whom I consider reliable) told me about 4 years ago that HRC, while on an overseas goodwill trip as First Lady, approached a young "good-looking Asian-American" male Embassy officer and invited him to her hotel room. The guy did not take HRC up on the offer.

I wish he had and wrote a book about it.

[optimistically_conservative]

I think Capt."Black Heart" Hillary will have her "first mate" walking the plank long before her White House run.

She would have to. It would be way too easy for the opposition to use "Do you really want 4 more years of White House Blue Dress sex scandals? Only now he's first mate with even more time to not engange in sex relations?"

[hunter112]

Who gives a rat's ass what either of them say?

I'm only glad that when they open their yaps, it sucks the oxygen away from the nine Rat candidates. I'm waiting for one of the nine to start visibly distancing themselves from the Clintoons, just as a way of reversing the atmospheric pressure.

[jd777]

First lady is replaced with "first mate"? That sounds horrible. Why wouldn't it be "first husband" or "first man" or "First Gentleman "( the freepers would love calling bill that). What's with this first mate, stuff? Sounds like something form the navy. Or maybe national geographic or the zoo. "the tiger and his mate"