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hillary clinton's martha-stewart fixation continues...
7.8.03 | Mia T

Posted on 07/08/2003 3:22:14 AM PDT by Mia T

hillary clinton's martha-stewart fixation continues...

by Mia T, 7.8.03

 

 

 

"I liked the traditional duties of keeping a house. ..."

"I'm not the greatest at it in the world," Mrs. Clinton told the BBC. "But I loved doing it. I mean, it was inviting people to come to your home and therefore it mattered to me what china we used, what the flowers looked like, what the menu was."

hausfrau hillary
Hillary: I Loved Being a Homemaker

by Mia T

 

Hillary Clinton's equal and inapposite reactions seem to be, at first blush, instances of the immutable First Law of The Betrayed and Humiliated Wife: Outdo the errant hubby's doxy...at all cost.

Thus, Vanity Fair's glamorous Marilyn-Monroe spread of Monica's digitally reduced spread was answered by Vogue's lushly Elizabethan, gauzy-focus, hindquarter-cropped-pleated-and-flounced, Queen-Hillary-for-President cover.

And now we have Hillary Clinton doing a Martha Stewart, who herself, is purported to have been "done" by the aforementioned errant rogue (notwithstanding the plain fact that Martha is more well-known for her tarts than for being one).

Seems Hillary Clinton is now writing a book titled "An Invitation to the White House" in which she will follow the format of the Martha Stewart classic, "Entertaining", claim multifarious Martha-Stewart talents and wrap her indecorous and corrupt, backwoods, backroom style of White House "entertaining" in Martha-Stewart elegance and purity. (NB: Written years before Martha ImPloded.)

"The Clinton White House has been noted for the...innovation of its events," said Carolyn Reidy, president of Simon & Schuster's Trade Division, the book's publisher.

Hillary Clinton's spokeswoman, Marsha Berry, added that the book will focus on how the Clintons have "advanced the availability" of the White House by increasing the number and diversity of people; that it will "highlight the access that the Clintons have given to more people, more types of entertainment..."

It should be emphasized that it was without even a trace of irony or the slightest smirk that both women related the above.

On closer inspection, Hillary Clinton's bizarre behavior is more than simple Ivana Trump-eting. It is vulgar, compulsive, shameless, smarmy, contemptuous, demagogic, megalomaniacal, in-your-face naked clintonism.

It is one thing for the frumpy, chipmunk-cheek, huge-hindquarter fishwife to insinuate her image -- albeit Elizabethan-shrouded and low-res-clouded -- onto the cover of Vogue; but it is quite another for the corrupt harpy to trumpet White House access even as new charges emerge of the clintons' rapes and other predations, of the clintons' corrupt quid-pro-quo arrangements with a menacing and motley assortment of drug dealers, gun runners and nuclear weapons makers.

For Hillary Clinton to vaunt White House access just as the clintons' China treason is becoming increasingly, patently manifest to all requires a certain level of contempt for the people and for the country that is uniquely clinton.

Thank heaven for small favors...

Or as the real Martha Stewart would say,
"That is a good thing."



eyes wide shut

"Free Republic is one of those groups obsessed with the Clinton era."

Word's out: Protest at Hillary's tonight
U.S. News & World Report (Washington Whispers) |
March 11, 2003 | Paul Bedard

 

 

I'll bet that Mr. Bedard is a member of "one of those groups" so "obsessed" with voting in -- and having access to -- the clintons that they--ooops-- failed to notice the obvious danger of the lovely couple.

Thanx for 9/11, Paul...

Mia T
"ONE OF THOSE GROUPS OBSESSED WITH THE CLINTONS"

clinton Administration Veteran / BERKELEY PROFESSOR:
"Hillary Rodham Clinton needs to be kept very far away from the White House for the rest of her life."
 Q ERTY6BUMP


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: Arkansas; US: Illinois; US: New York; War on Terror
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1 posted on 07/08/2003 3:22:15 AM PDT by Mia T
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To: Mia T
Hillary reveals herself as a non-homemaker. Making a home consists of more than picking out which china the staff will serve the dinner on, said dinner being prepared by a chef.

The fact that she considers this "homemaking" tells us a lot about her attitudes. Obviously, she has never prepared a casserole, washed a dish, or mopped a floor. She is Leona Helmsley, throwing scraps to the "little people."

Bah!

2 posted on 07/08/2003 3:27:36 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: All
Lighten Up, Francis!
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3 posted on 07/08/2003 3:28:02 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: Miss Marple
bump!
She's a fraud as a "professional," too.
BTW, Andrew Cuomo appears to be playing the hillary KNOWNOTHING VICTIM clinton card.
I guess he figures if it can hoist that grotesque mediocrity into the Senate, it should take him all the way.
Sen. KnowNothing Victim Clinton Holds News Conference
EFFECTIVELY PLEADS 5TH BY INVOKING SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE

by Mia T

 

WASHINGTON- February 22. Sen. KnowNothing Victim Clinton held her premiere press conference today on Capitol Hill, ostensibly to answer questions about the peddling of White House pardons by her brother and her campaign treasurer. Notably absent among the press queries were any about her own involvement not only in those pardons, but in the larger universe of sold pardons--the incipient clinton scandal du jour--Pardongate.

KnowNothing's brother, Hugh Rodham, secured two of the 141 clinton midnight pardons, one for a cocaine kingpin and the other for a snake-oil swindler. Rodham netted a quick $400,000 for his "work" according to various rodhams and clintons and their assorted lawyers. KnowNothing's campaign treasurer, William Cunningham III, himself a law partner of longtime KnowNothing adviser Harold Ickes, helped obtain last-minute pardons for two convicted felons.

LA FAMIGLIA

Displaying a willingness to throw her brother (along with her husband) to the wolves, Sen. Victim Clinton was quick to make a distinction between her big, bad brother's pardon "work" and that of her campaign treasurer, "a fine lawyer and a fine man." The "family" connection of brother Rodham to Clinton rendered Rodham's "work" offensive, whereas the campaign treasurer Cunningham's connection to the senator and her campaign coffers made his securing of two pardons in record time a sterling example of highminded, effective public service.

KnowNothing is apparently not the best of thinkers. If the "family" connection makes lobbying for cocaine-kingpin and snake-oil-swindler pardons unsavory for brother Rodham, then the "family" connection makes lobbying for the Hasidim 4 (see Keating 5) pardons even more distasteful for the wife, First Lady and senator-elect. Moreover, pardons for votes is arguably a greater offense than pardons for cash.

EFFECTIVELY PLEADS 5TH BY INVOKING SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE

KnowNothing specifically declined to answer when asked whether she discussed the pardons with her husband, effectively pleading the 5th. Turning aside questions about the pardon decisions her husband had made, she told reporters they should address those issues with him and his staff. She refused to say whether he should agree to appear voluntarily before congressional committees investigating the pardons. Interestingly, no one asked her whether she would agree to appear voluntarily before those same congressional committees.

I DIDN'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT PARDON

"I did not have any involvement in the pardons that were granted or not granted," insisted Sen. KnowNothing, seeming to forget her presence at the New-Square/Oval-Office schmooze that secured pardons for the four Hasidic felons who set up a phony school in Brooklyn to swindle the government out of millions intended for the poor.

RESURRECTING RUFF

KnowNothing noted that her"best memory" was that she never spoke to her brother or to Mr. Cunningham about the pardons. With variations of "I don't have a memory" and "my best memory, and avoiding the more obvious "I don't recall" and "my best recollection," KnowNothing reprised the Ruffian standard used during the clinton years to commit perjury without penalty.

I GET LETTERS

...or more precisely, envelopes. During her denials of involvement in any of the pardons, KnowNothing made the curious claim: "People handed me envelopes, I passed them on [and never opened a single one. Honest.]"

I AM VICTIM

Reprising the role of victim that enabled her to win a senate seat in spite of low poll numbers, high personal negatives and consistent public failures, the senator peppered her answers about big, bad Hugh (understanding that the subtext was big, bad Bill) with "saddened" and "disappointed" and "heartbroken" and "shocked."

UTTER CONTEMPT FOR THE PEOPLE

This session today was cut short by a staffer when reporters appeared dissatisfied by Senator KnowNothing's lack of candor.

In the end, this press conference full of poses, poll-tested phrases and prevarication was just another display of the clintons' utter contempt for the people. Bill Clinton committed the same error last Sunday in his shameless, lie-filled New York Times Pardongate Apologia.

The clintons' fundamental error: They are too arrogant and dim-witted to understand that the demagogic process in this fiberoptic age isn't about counting spun heads; it's about not discounting circumambient brains.

 
 

Thou art arm'd that hath thy crook'd schemers straight.
Cudgel thy brains no more, the clinton plots are great.
 

Mia T, On Neutered and Neutering,
by Mia T and Edward Zehr (EZ)


4 posted on 07/08/2003 3:46:27 AM PDT by Mia T (SCUM (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations))
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To: WorkingClassFilth; Gail Wynand; looscannon; Lonesome in Massachussets; Freedom'sWorthIt; IVote2; ...
69% of Voters Nationwide Don't Want hillary clinton to Run for President, EVER
clinton Administration Veteran / BERKELEY PROFESSOR:
"Hillary Rodham Clinton needs to be kept very far away from the White House for the rest of her life."

 Q ERTY4
AMERICAN MUSEUM--ER--MUSLIM COUNCIL
BUMP

5 posted on 07/08/2003 4:05:44 AM PDT by Mia T (SCUM (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations))
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To: WorkingClassFilth
a somewhat different slant...
6 posted on 07/08/2003 4:07:18 AM PDT by Mia T (SCUM (Stop Clintons' Undermining Machinations))
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To: Mia T
bump
7 posted on 07/08/2003 5:59:47 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Here's to Hillary's book sinking like the Clinton 2000 economy)
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To: Mia T
The only reason Hillary is concerned with which china to choose is to make sure that her guests of the evening haven't dined on it before at the WH or the Governor's mansion in Arkansas.

It is no wonder that no one has been allowed inside her home in Georgetown -- she's afraid that the people might recognize the furniture, so all parties there have been held in a tent in the backyard, with the house carefully guarded and no one allowed inside.

8 posted on 07/08/2003 6:09:39 AM PDT by afraidfortherepublic
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To: Mia T
Good morning Mia
Thanks for the ping
& bttt
9 posted on 07/08/2003 6:49:10 AM PDT by firewalk
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To: Mia T
^
10 posted on 07/08/2003 7:30:46 AM PDT by jla
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To: Mia T
Bump for a Mia T post!

Alas, a favorite of Einstein, the 'paper experiment', is instructive here. Imagine, if you will, that the entire thread with all of your lovely scathing graphics were printed in its entirety in USA Today. How would the readers react?

Let me guess that the response would be a kind of triage: About one-third would 'get it' and agree, another third would not understand (much of the allusion and vocabulary is over their head) and would react negatively or indifferently, while the remaining third would dimly perceive that it is somehow evil Right Wing Stuff and be inclined to shred the paper. In short, our republic is in trouble - due to the continuing Clintonella virus infecting over half of the population.

I am not saying that Hillary Regina can necessarily win an election against Bush, but I am concerned that she can come much too close for comfort after the graveyard vote, the Reich Ministries of ABC, CBS and NBC, etc. come into play.

The recovery of the body politic from Clintonella is akin to Lyme disease - the effect of that blood sucking tick and the poison it carries is with you for a long time. (No calumny of blood sucking ticks intended).
11 posted on 07/08/2003 7:31:12 AM PDT by esopman (Blessings on Freepers Everywhere)
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To: Mia T
<< clinton Administration Veteran / BERKELEY PROFESSOR:
"Hillary Rodham Clinton needs to be kept very far away from the White House for the rest of her life." >>

I nominate her for the big house.

Where she's due around 160 years for first offences.

Hugzn -- Brian
12 posted on 07/08/2003 11:12:09 AM PDT by Brian Allen ( Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: esopman; Mia T
It's awful hard to rid ourselves of evil scum whose only known profession [Psychosis?] is that of lying to people too damned stupid to know they're being lied too -- or too damned greedy, envious, hate-filled, angry and/or mean-spirited, to care.

But we got rid of George the Third who also though himself above US.

So a couple of psychopathologically-predatory co-serial-rapist, treasonous trailer-trash, gangster bastard sons of Hot-Springs' whorehouse Toms and/or Dicks and/or Harrys aught not pose too big a hurdle.

Aught they?
13 posted on 07/08/2003 11:21:29 AM PDT by Brian Allen ( Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Mia T
“…Until the Last Dog Dies” (WJC to the party faithful)

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14 posted on 07/08/2003 11:26:02 AM PDT by Helms
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To: Brian Allen
Your description of the co-rapists parallels mine. The analogy to the time of George III is perhaps a bit wide of the mark. America was a different moral and intellectual realm then. How would the founding fathers be viewed today by Petah Jennings (his new found citizenship notwithstanding)?

There were a few analogues of Bubba Rex and Hillary Regina around in the late 18th Century - but they didn't have the technologically empowered toadies that exist today in the elites. When push came to shove, the self-reliant minority of the populace comprising the Revolutionaries was able to use broadsheets, Liberty Trees and their indigenous advantages (largely guts) over a distant empire to fight their way free.

My greatest concern is the ability of the body politic to see through the Curtain of Oz supported by the nanny-statists and then fight, really fight, to pull it down. In short, there are more potential Nazi block wardens than there are Ethan Allens... The Weimar history is extraordinarily instructive and relevant. (Yes, I know how 'over the top' it sounds to portray Hillary Regina as Hitlerina).
15 posted on 07/08/2003 1:20:01 PM PDT by esopman (Blessings on Freepers Everywhere)
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To: esopman
<< The analogy to the time of George III is perhaps a bit wide of the mark. >>

Heck, yes. The once-supreme court has annointed itself with more dictatorial/fiat power than mad George and his post-The Wash/Magna Charter ilk even dreamed of.

<< My greatest concern is the ability of the body politic to see through the Curtain of Oz supported by the nanny-statists and then fight, really fight, to pull it down. In short, there are more potential Nazi block wardens than there are Ethan Allens... The Weimar history is extraordinarily instructive and relevant. [Yes, I know how 'over the top' it sounds to portray Hillary Regina as Hitlerina] >>

No it is not! That awful, loathsome and fearsome creature is evil incarnate -- and you're spot on.

Want confirmation?

Ask any David Koresh, [Or member of his family, circle of friends, congregation and/or student body] any one of her co-serially raped victims, Arkansas State Trooper, Billy Dale -- or Elian Gonzales!

16 posted on 07/08/2003 2:33:34 PM PDT by Brian Allen ( Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Mia T
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17 posted on 07/08/2003 5:36:56 PM PDT by jla
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To: DolceAmara
fyi
18 posted on 07/10/2003 3:41:07 AM PDT by jla
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