Her Heinious (Chillary) Just Served Cake to Accused CNN Metrosexual Tucker Carlson Shaped as a Shoe

CNN Crossfire ^ | July 9, 2003 | Hillary Clinton

[ewing]

The liberals (Paul Begala) on Crossfire were demanding that Tucker eat his shoe because he said he would do so if Hiullarys book sold one million copies.

Simon Schuster said that they passed the figure today and after websites started calling Tucker a 'metrosexual' demanding him to come clean Hillary then came on and gave him the cake which he ate.

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[martin_fierro]

Yeah, I think wearing a bowtie automatically confers a presumption of Metrosexuality.

[Bella]

Just saw it..he admitted he's been taking a lot of flack..interesting..Guess Hillary walked in unannounced w/ the shoe cake especially for Carlson???

[ewing]

Im not sure what to make of Tucker, maybe he trying for the 'old school' image..works better with Bob Novak

[amused]

So, Tucker's been accused of being a metrosexual... or indicted.......or convicted?

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[ewing]

Hes convicted alright, I think the correct term is 'foppish'

[NormsRevenge]

I applaud BowTie Dude. Sex in a Metro is no easy feat.

[martin_fierro]

The presumption of Metrosexuality can be rebutted by eating a full rack of St. Louis style BBQ ribs without rolling up your sleeves.

[Tamar1973]

The liberals (Paul Begala) on Crossfire were demanding that Tucker eat his shoe...

Are they also demanding that Janene Garafolo eat crow or walk on her hands and knees on glass for her anti-war comments?!

[ewing]

Too bad Garafalo Isnt such a good sport..

[B Knotts]

Had this guy never heard of Jim Wright?

[ewing]

Tucker is fairly young..

[jaz.357]

Wasn't she just in England??

She must have warp drive on that broom.

[martian_22]

The show must go on....

[Nick Danger]

We've all eaten a little crow now and then. Hell, Carville put the wastebasket over his own head.

So, what did Hillary eat when she found out he did have sex with That Woman^TM ?

[truthandlife]

Thanks for letting us know. You are one of few who watches the show.

[Mr. K]

so hilLIARy's book sold a million copies?
how?
I work across the street from a book store- I made a rough count last week- and a new count this week- I asked the store workers if any new books were restocked-
about 10 were sold out of 200

[Paul Atreides]

Okay, what is with the Metrosexual title?

[Paul Atreides]

I imagine that the DNC bought up a bunch of copies to give as bonuses to donors.

[D-fendr]

In liberalworld:

Publisher claims 1 million printed =
1 million shipped =
1 million sold.

[ml/nj]

if Hillary's book sold one million copies.

Maybe it has sold more than 1,000,000 copies, but I wonder if more than 100,000 people have bought the book.

It's too bad that the pollsters don't let us know. A simple poll like:

Approximately how many books have you purchased this year?

Did you purchase Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?

Did you purchase Living History by Hillary Rodham Clinton?

. . . would produce interesting results.

ML/NJ

[freekitty]

Sorry, I just don't believe her book sold that many copies. I believe they are lying.

[Joe 6-pack]

I'll bet the number (if real and not a "statistical estimate," by S&S) represents wholesale and not retail...

[ffusco]

What is St. Louis style? I'm a yankee living in Texas.

[Finalapproach29er]

What makes you presume he likes women?

[Northern Yankee]

I just don't believe she sold a million.

These people have never been able to tell the truth, and its hard to believe that this piece of garbage would have garnered that many sells.

[Ditter]

Someone is going to have to explain Metrosexual to me. Does it mean someone who has sex on the train? Is it a good thing?

[martin_fierro]

I think the "St. Louis Style" ribs are beef, not pork.

In any case, they seem to have more meat on them than baby back ribs.

According to this site:

"Wondering what St. Louis Style means? Well it refers to how the ribs are trimmed. We remove the lower most wasteful portion of the ribs leaving the center bone only. These ribs are hand rubbed with spice, cooked and hickory smoked using the same process as our Smokehouse Barbecue and Babyback Rib."

[LibertarianInExile]

It is an attempt to get liberal pukes who wear cologne and makeup to band together and feel better about themselves instead of feeling like the femme dorks they are. This label is being applied to some popular media stars, especially soccer star David Beckham, in the hope that men who like them will try to be like them. Soccer players and today's actors are not my idea of strong male role models.

When normal men start wearing makeup, we'll know consumer culture has completely f'ed up the world. I have friends who vainly dye their hair (ambiguity intentionally) and I can't imagine being proud or feeling better about myself for making my appearance other than it really is.

[ffusco]

Mmmmm. Thanks!

[ffusco]

There are probably cases of her book (unread) in every union hall, propping open heavy doors and leveling wobbly tables.

[martin_fierro]

Mmmmm. Thanks!

Let me know if you find a restaurant that serves 'em.

Tony Roma's used to have 'em, but I haven't been able to find them for years.

And be sure to eat them with your sleeves DOWN! <|:)~

[Yehuda]

So, what did Hillary eat when she found out he did have sex with That WomanTM ?

[celtic gal]

Hay this picture actually makes the RED QUEEN look skinny!

[Paul Atreides]

Guys wearing makeup. That is pathetic. I remember when there was an equally pathetic trend a few years ago of guys wearing black nail polish.

[ffusco]

Maybe I can get a special order:
www.hickoryhollowrestaurant.com

[rockfish59]

Same math as the 'Million' Man/Mom Marches'

[yhwhsman]

metrosexual

(MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle.

Never heard of it before this, just did a google search for the word.

Yhwhsman

[wayoverontheright]

In liberalworld:

Publisher claims 1 million printed =

1 million shipped =

1 million sold.

There was the one million first print, I have heard of no further printing, if books are still in book stores unsold then she hasn't sold a million. We have to consider the source.

Rush will have his say on this today, he has been great at debunking these sales claims.

[ewing]

I dont think any photo could do that with her thighs..

[mewzilla]

I hope someone is checking Simon & Shyster's figs. And if they're true, finding out where all those books went, besides public libraries that is. I smell a story...