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To: Diddle E. Squat
ADAPTED FROM THE NURSURY RHYME:



I know an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a fork. What a dork to swallow a fork. She swallowed the fork to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a nurse. She must have been cursed to swallow a nurse. She swallowed the nurse to catch the fork, she swallowed the fork to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a doctor. Which way she swallowed the doctor’s a guess, because he was a proctologist. She swallowed the doctor to catch the nurse, she swallowed the nurse to catch the fork, she swallowed the fork to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a lawyer. He came in the foyer, so she swallowed the lawyer! She swallowed the lawyer to catch the doctor, she swallowed the doctor to catch the nurse, she swallowed the nurse to catch the fork, she swallowed the fork to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed a judge. As though he was fudge, she swallowed a judge! She swallowed the judge to catch the lawyer, she swallowed the lawyer to catch the doctor, she swallowed the doctor to catch the nurse, she swallowed the nurse to catch the fork, she swallowed the fork to catch the spider that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her. She swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die.

I know an old lady who swallowed the U.S. Supreme Court. She died of a split decision.

34 posted on 07/11/2003 2:42:49 PM PDT by Redmen4ever
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To: Redmen4ever
*grin*
40 posted on 07/11/2003 2:54:43 PM PDT by CyberCowboy777 (They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.)
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To: Redmen4ever
:D
41 posted on 07/11/2003 2:54:51 PM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp
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To: Redmen4ever
My children and wife greatly enjoyed me reading that story aloud! Thanks!
51 posted on 07/11/2003 5:13:18 PM PDT by Preech1 (Pax Romana, meet Pax Americana...)
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