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Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama: Special Gay Pride Edition!
Yahoo News Photos | 14 July 03 | Me and Yahoo News photos

Posted on 07/14/2003 10:45:04 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback

I have a few items to inform you of before we get to the pics. First, I would like to recognize that...

... most gay people are not the sort of freaks you are about to see.

...judging gays by these people is like judging heterosexuals by Pee-Wee Herman, Marv Albert, Bill Clinton, Larry Flynnt and Scott Ritter.

...most gay activists are pretty much just the sort of freaks you’re about to see, but sometimes even worse (as in, absolutely hateful).

Also, you’ll be interested to know that by some bizarre coincidence, every one of the male couples in this Gay Pride edition of Useful Idiots Caption-A-Rama were named Adam and Steve. Now, on to the pics:


“You’ll have to lower your price, Miss. I can’t afford that on a bobbie’s salary.”



Wasn’t the guy on the left in the Visa ad about the Redskins fans who dress up in women’s clothing?


Yep, the gay rights movement is all about according people getting their inherent dignity.


More dignity over here. This is from the pride parade in San Salvador. Hopefully this guy is celebrating his not being in prison because the U.S. didn’t allow El Salvador to be Cubanified.


”Today I met, the chick I’m gonna marry...”


No comment necessary here.


More inherent dignity.


Nope, it’s not about deviancy and hate, it’s about respect and tolerance. No, really.


”Mommy, why can’t we go to the gay pride parade?” Shutup, I’ll tell you when you’re older.”


Adam and Steve became the first Americans to publically thank Canada for anything in the last 10 years.


Original caption for context: “Canadian New Democratic Party Leader Jack Layton (C), his wife, Toronto Councillor Olivia Chow, (R), and New Democratic Party Member of Parliament Svend Robinson take part in the Pride Parade in Toronto June 29, 2003. The parade is the culmination of Gay Pride week. REUTERS/Peter Jones“
Now, me, I wouldn’t be sticking my butt out like that at this kind of parade, but hey, I’m not a Canadian politician.


There is no way I’m going to beat the original caption on this one:”Members of the Toronto Gay Hockey Association take part in the Pride Parade in Toronto June 29, 2003“


Don't believe any of that stuff about Cortez killing off the Aztecs with smallpox. They all turned gay.


This poor guy got lost from the Mummer’s Parade, and ended up traumatized after he was propositioned by 20 different drag queens and two other drag queens tried to loot parts of his outfit.


More of that inherent dignity.


”O Canada, can’t wait to snuggle your buttocks!”


You don’t think he’s, well...gay, do you?


I think this guy is doing The Robot. He then plans to meet his boyfriend for some Electric Boogaloo.


This isn’t the Big Brothers/Big Sisters float, but it could be.


Just the sort of event you want to bring your kid to.


Man, there are some real dogs in the lesbian groups at these parades.


Somwhere the guy who invented Kabuki theater is spinning in his grave.


The original caption described this guy as a drag queen in the Caracas, Venezuala parade, but I thought drag queens were guys who tried to look like women.


These poor folks had the parade in Caracas go right by their apartment. Ya gotta love those expressions.


This guy was the Ambassador of Mirth at the St. Louis parade. Heads up, buddy, we’re laughing at you, not with you.


Oh, Batman is going to kick this guy’s butt so badly.


More of that inherent dignity.


You don’t think this guy is, well...gay, do you?


Don’t you just love how progressive and sensitive to the plight of minorities the gay activists are?


Boy in center to boy at right:”You mean, he thinks he looks like a woman? Is he blind as well as perverted?”


Well, OK, now he looks a little less manly.


I didn’t know chuck Schumer was gay. That explains some things...


In another example of truth being funnier than fiction, the funniest part about this photo is that the person’s name is Zondra Foxx.


And this guy’s name is “China.” A class action suit has been filed on behalf of the PRC, Taiwan and fine tableware makers everywhere.


Wasn’t this woman nice to pretend to be a lesbian so her granddaughter could express her pride?


This poor cop is thinking, “Is that a guy? ‘Cause if it’s not a guy, I could really go for some of that. Aw jeez. now I’m all sexually conflicted!”


The gay pride movement. Promoting respect and tolerance for all people (except those who disagree with us) since 1969.


Original caption: “A dwarf participates in the Gay Pride march in downtown Paris.” Please fill in your own gay French dwarf joke here.


This is the sort of thing that makes the Michael Jackson-Lisa Marie Presley kiss look as natural as gravity.


”Now, Fernando, you’d tell me if I put on too much makeup and went out there looking all flamboyant, wouldn’t you.” “Oh sure, baby, I wouldn’t let you do anything to look stupid.”


This moron was watching the gay pride parade in Croatia. Earth to Nazi: Late bulletin just in- you guys lost World War II.


Oh yeah, some angels are going to want to be talking to this guy on Judgement Day.


Yep, it’s all totally natural behavior.


Unfortunately, this police officer in Israel was shaky on the whole “gay pride parade” concept: “Ooh mama, shake it, don’t break it!”


Oops, that cop got what he wished for! Seriously though, this pic reminds me of nothing more strongly than the Chicken Lady from “The Kids In The Hall.”


Guy on right: “Oh, Ssstop!”


If these people think they’re having one of these things at the Justice department, they’re freakin’ crazy!”

And lastly, a Public Service Message from the White House Drug Policy Office:


This is Canada...


This is Canada on drugs.
Any questions?


TOPICS: Canada; Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Front Page News; Israel; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: New York
KEYWORDS: captionthis; downourthroats; gay; gaypride; gayprideparades; homosexual; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; humor; lesbian; pc; pictures; politicallycorrect; protectedclass; samesexdisorder; sexualdeviants
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Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh! Just thought of a caption (admittedly, a lame one) for the French Dwarf picture: "I am not a gay French dwarf, I'm a gay dwarf!"

Surely, y'all can do better than that one! :-)

1 posted on 07/14/2003 10:45:06 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback
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To: All
We're On A Mission From God
Help us make our 3rd quarter fundraising goal in record time!

2 posted on 07/14/2003 10:46:04 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: Mr. Silverback
OOOPS!!! HTML brain-dump! Let's try that again:

"I am not a gay French dwarf, I'm a gay Freedom dwarf!"

3 posted on 07/14/2003 10:48:41 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Howlin; snippy_about_it; mhking
Could you guys ping your lists for humor break purposes? Snippy and Tonk, I know this isn't a military topic, but I figured the folks might have fun with this.
4 posted on 07/14/2003 10:54:36 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Just 10 years and they'll be prepared for my presidential campaign!

5 posted on 07/14/2003 10:55:41 AM PDT by xzins
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To: Mr. Silverback

Looks like he's been taking Estrogen... he's gained a Rack, but lost his soul.

6 posted on 07/14/2003 10:56:12 AM PDT by bedolido (Ann Coulter... A Conservative Male's Natural Viagra)
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To: Mr. Silverback
The question is.........
Who is crazier....????
The people in the "so called" parade......
or
The people who showed up to watch it.......
7 posted on 07/14/2003 10:56:53 AM PDT by Fiddlstix (~~~ http://www.ourgangnet.net ~~~~~)
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To: Mr. Silverback
LOL..........this was a good chuckle.......I think you got the best captions for all of them though.
8 posted on 07/14/2003 10:56:59 AM PDT by FourtySeven
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To: Mr. Silverback
Ueah, andd these freaks get mad when we say that being gay is a mental defect?

If TV would show two gay men pounding each other in the butt, public opinion about gays would dramatically change for the worse.
9 posted on 07/14/2003 10:58:22 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican (Helping Mexicans invade America is TREASON!)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Ueah, andd these freaks get mad when we say that being gay is a mental defect?

If TV would show two gay men pounding each other in the butt, public opinion about gays would dramatically change for the worse.
10 posted on 07/14/2003 10:58:22 AM PDT by PatrioticAmerican (Helping Mexicans invade America is TREASON!)
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To: Mr. Silverback
I can't help but notice that most queers are male.
11 posted on 07/14/2003 10:58:57 AM PDT by biblewonk (Spose to be a Chrisssssstian)
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To: Mr. Silverback; JonathansMommie
Thank you for helping me laugh!
Ping to you Mommie!! Do you see your MIL?
12 posted on 07/14/2003 10:59:58 AM PDT by netmilsmom (God Bless our President, those with him & our troops)
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To: Mr. Silverback
guide to the ferries of the Cape
13 posted on 07/14/2003 11:01:15 AM PDT by bedolido (Ann Coulter... A Conservative Male's Natural Viagra)
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To: biblewonk
I can't help but notice that most queers are male.

It's a common misconception that homsexual males are good looking (the ol saying, "too bad he's gay, he's so handsome"). Most gay men are ugly.

14 posted on 07/14/2003 11:03:22 AM PDT by bedolido (Ann Coulter... A Conservative Male's Natural Viagra)
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To: netmilsmom
Words fail me. For once.
15 posted on 07/14/2003 11:04:04 AM PDT by cardinal4 (The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
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To: FourtySeven
bump for later viewing. I'm at work. Blahh!
16 posted on 07/14/2003 11:04:24 AM PDT by jjm2111
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To: Mr. Silverback
The pic with the the guy with his Penis in a bottle.

Look at the left the little girl behind the fence. That is just wrong.
17 posted on 07/14/2003 11:04:44 AM PDT by oceanperch (Confession is good for the soul, oops I boasted again.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
The picture of Schumer is a KEEPER!!!!
18 posted on 07/14/2003 11:04:49 AM PDT by Howlin
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To: bedolido
It's a common misconception that homsexual males are good looking (the ol saying, "too bad he's gay, he's so handsome"). Most gay men are ugly.

Um, I agree totally. Being male I think most males are ugly except my Dad, my sons, me and...that's about it.

19 posted on 07/14/2003 11:06:01 AM PDT by biblewonk (Spose to be a Chrisssssstian)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Number 2 here must be a "Slapshot" fan.

20 posted on 07/14/2003 11:09:56 AM PDT by RichInOC (http://www.slap-shot.com/RegSuck.mp3)
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To: Mr. Silverback

I'm too sexy for my hat.
Too sexy for my hat.

21 posted on 07/14/2003 11:11:37 AM PDT by dead
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To: Mr. Silverback
This proves that freaks don't just come out at night.
22 posted on 07/14/2003 11:12:46 AM PDT by swheats
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To: Howlin

don't worry, I've kept it along with this one!

regards!


23 posted on 07/14/2003 11:13:26 AM PDT by bc2
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To: Mr. Silverback
No offense to anyone, but...it was important and/or necessary to post this bunch of garbage because.....
24 posted on 07/14/2003 11:13:59 AM PDT by Maria S
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To: tet68; DontMessWithMyCountry; Redcloak; BossLady; The Ghost of Richard Nixon; DoctorMichael; ...
Ping!
25 posted on 07/14/2003 11:15:48 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
(I just had to post this...)


Homosexuality:

Homosexuality is deviant sexual behavior and a mental illness.

Homosexuals: 1) subject their body parts to uses nature did not intend, such activities often presenting immediate risk to the participants; 2) are prone to greater suicide, depression and other mental disorders and deficiencies than the heterosexual population at large; 3) are prone to far greater sexually transmitted diseases, including AIDS, than the (normal) heterosexual population; 4) molest young people (pedophilia) at a far greater rate than heterosexuals; 5) engage in degrading sexual promiscuity, oftentimes engaging in risky sex with many partners during the same event; 6) are engaged in aggressive and widespread efforts to indoctrinate our children by introducing the homosexual lifestyle using public schools as the primary indoctrination “vehicle” and likewise, through the movie/music/TV industry, with the dual goals of gaining school-age acceptance of homosexuality and encouraging sexual activity among children, especially same-sex experimentation; 7) view most everything through a mindset heavily biased in favor of the homosexual lifestyle and culture, which renders them mostly useless when asked to opine on matters that normal heterosexuals better resolve.

The mental deficiencies described herein applying to homosexuals shall not be confused with the deficiencies associated with the left wing democrat/socialist/marxist/ feminist/environmentalist minds, etc., which have their own distinct set of mental disorders.

This doesn't even touch on what the Bible has to say about homosexuality.

26 posted on 07/14/2003 11:17:08 AM PDT by Imagine
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To: FourtySeven
.......I think you got the best captions for all of them though.

Thank you very much.

27 posted on 07/14/2003 11:18:11 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: Howlin
You gotta love his "pink" tie, along with his rainbow flag...."See, I'm really one of you...."

It's a wonder he's not in drag. At least then, he could simultaneously claim that he was and was NOT there out of opposite sides of his mouth.

28 posted on 07/14/2003 11:19:03 AM PDT by cincinnati65
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To: Mr. Silverback

"...And today...a side of Christopher Lowell you've never seen before...."

29 posted on 07/14/2003 11:19:34 AM PDT by RichInOC (...what's holding that water bottle up, anyway?)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Surely, y'all can do better than that one! :-)

Sigh. These are Photoshopped, but they look so much more normal than the real ones.


30 posted on 07/14/2003 11:20:33 AM PDT by Alouette
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To: swheats
On the first picture...John Cleese hasn't been the same since the Monty Python days...
31 posted on 07/14/2003 11:21:01 AM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: oceanperch
The pic with the the guy with his Penis in a bottle.

I'm not sure that's what's going on in that pic, I think that he's just carrying the bottle in his hand and it's swinging near his groin as he walks. I'll grant you, however, that I just don't want to look all that closely.

As for the little girl, heck yeah! Who would take their kids to one of these things?

32 posted on 07/14/2003 11:21:45 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: Howlin
The picture of Schumer is a KEEPER!!!!

You betcha!!

33 posted on 07/14/2003 11:22:46 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Just damn.
34 posted on 07/14/2003 11:24:37 AM PDT by mhking
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To: Maria S
As Mike Warnke once said in answer to a similar question ("What is the purpose of all the jokes?!!?")...

"To make you laugh."

I am not offended by you objection, but making fun of socialist, communists and other assorted destroyers of freedom is what I do.

35 posted on 07/14/2003 11:26:47 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: mhking
Roger that.
36 posted on 07/14/2003 11:27:22 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
This uh, thing, looks a little like the dude who used to show up at sporting events and mug for the cameras a couple decades ago. (Although he seems to have put on about 70 pounds, grown a huge rack, and moved the rainbow coloration from his head hair to his beard).

And this guy (on the right) looks a little too much like Paul Stanley (of the band KISS).

37 posted on 07/14/2003 11:28:02 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Imagine
This doesn't even touch on what the Bible has to say about homosexuality.

Paraphrase from a Dennis Praeger Show I heard awhile back: 'When one reads the Old Testament in the original Hebrew you find that there are different words for "SIN" in the Bible AND these different words for "SIN" are used very specifically in the Hebrew Old Testement'.

'There is a word for "SIN" that means the lowest form......the vilest form.......the dirtiest form......the most blasphemous form of "SIN". THIS word for "SIN" is only used once in the whole Hebrew Bible. THIS is the word used in describing homsexuality'.

38 posted on 07/14/2003 11:28:43 AM PDT by DoctorMichael (>>>>>Left Intentionally Blank<<<<<)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Ever wonder what to do with all of those free AOL disks you get in the mail?


39 posted on 07/14/2003 11:29:47 AM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Every person in those pics will be voting democrat in 04.

40 posted on 07/14/2003 11:30:39 AM PDT by Capitalism2003
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To: Mr. Silverback
O.K.
41 posted on 07/14/2003 11:31:32 AM PDT by Maria S
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To: Mr. Silverback

Ahh, young love. Now who says Berlin's not a romantic city?

[Ruins of the old Kaiser Wilhelm Memorial Church on the left, and the tower of the new one on the right. That's how I know.]

42 posted on 07/14/2003 11:31:52 AM PDT by RichInOC ("...baby, your kisses are sweeter than that Schultheiss Mix I just had...")
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To: Redcloak
Yeah, I was inspired by this photo, and I'm making an evening gown out of them. :-)
43 posted on 07/14/2003 11:32:03 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

How dare Dr. Laura or anyone call this deviant sexual behavior! And gosh darnit all, this guy would make ONE HECK of a good adoptive parent! Wake up, America!

44 posted on 07/14/2003 11:33:13 AM PDT by Cinnamon Girl
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To: Mr. Silverback

They've started worrying about Michael Chiklis over at "The Shield" ever since he started wearing his undercover costumes home...

45 posted on 07/14/2003 11:38:22 AM PDT by RichInOC (...some people really, really shouldn't go around in drag. Not at all.)
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To: Maria S
BTW, I actually do appreciate your earlier question. It shows you have a good moral sensibility. I just come at this stuff from a different direction.

There's a friend of FR here in town who helped me organize the Rally for America back in March. But he won't come out with me on anti-appeasenik freeps. He just gets too mad. He has a great sense of humor, but he gets so worked up about the atrocities dictators do that he can't stand anyone who would stand up for Saddam or the concept of Marxism. I am every bit as sad about the evil that goes on, but I start and finish with the thought that the Americans who stand up for this sort of crud are "useful idiots," just as Lenin said they were. And they really, really, hate being made fun of, because they are all so self-righteous. That applies to the gay rights nuts too.

46 posted on 07/14/2003 11:39:19 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: RichInOC
Good eye.
47 posted on 07/14/2003 11:40:25 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (I had to give up jogging, the ice keeps falling out of my glass.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
One picture is worth a thousand words.Thanks for the ping.
48 posted on 07/14/2003 11:41:08 AM PDT by fatima (Long Cut,IT"S A BOY.)
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To: kaktuskid
On the first picture..John Cleese hasn't been the same since the Monty Python days

LOL!

49 posted on 07/14/2003 11:46:04 AM PDT by Fraulein
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To: oceanperch
Thank the parents for bringing her!
50 posted on 07/14/2003 11:49:43 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Donate to FreeRepublic to keep the grapevine alive!)
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