Skip to comments.Useful Idiot Caption-A-Rama: Special Gay Pride Edition!
Posted on 07/14/2003 10:45:04 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback
I have a few items to inform you of before we get to the pics. First, I would like to recognize that...
... most gay people are not the sort of freaks you are about to see.
...judging gays by these people is like judging heterosexuals by Pee-Wee Herman, Marv Albert, Bill Clinton, Larry Flynnt and Scott Ritter.
...most gay activists are pretty much just the sort of freaks youre about to see, but sometimes even worse (as in, absolutely hateful).
Also, youll be interested to know that by some bizarre coincidence, every one of the male couples in this Gay Pride edition of Useful Idiots Caption-A-Rama were named Adam and Steve. Now, on to the pics:
Youll have to lower your price, Miss. I cant afford that on a bobbies salary.
Wasnt the guy on the left in the Visa ad about the Redskins fans who dress up in womens clothing?
Yep, the gay rights movement is all about according people getting their inherent dignity.
More dignity over here. This is from the pride parade in San Salvador. Hopefully this guy is celebrating his not being in prison because the U.S. didnt allow El Salvador to be Cubanified.
Today I met, the chick Im gonna marry...
No comment necessary here.
More inherent dignity.
Nope, its not about deviancy and hate, its about respect and tolerance. No, really.
Mommy, why cant we go to the gay pride parade? Shutup, Ill tell you when youre older.
Adam and Steve became the first Americans to publically thank Canada for anything in the last 10 years.
Original caption for context: Canadian New Democratic Party Leader Jack Layton (C), his wife, Toronto Councillor Olivia Chow, (R), and New Democratic Party Member of Parliament Svend Robinson take part in the Pride Parade in Toronto June 29, 2003. The parade is the culmination of Gay Pride week. REUTERS/Peter Jones
Now, me, I wouldnt be sticking my butt out like that at this kind of parade, but hey, Im not a Canadian politician.
There is no way Im going to beat the original caption on this one:Members of the Toronto Gay Hockey Association take part in the Pride Parade in Toronto June 29, 2003
Don't believe any of that stuff about Cortez killing off the Aztecs with smallpox. They all turned gay.
This poor guy got lost from the Mummers Parade, and ended up traumatized after he was propositioned by 20 different drag queens and two other drag queens tried to loot parts of his outfit.
More of that inherent dignity.
O Canada, cant wait to snuggle your buttocks!
You dont think hes, well...gay, do you?
I think this guy is doing The Robot. He then plans to meet his boyfriend for some Electric Boogaloo.
This isnt the Big Brothers/Big Sisters float, but it could be.
Just the sort of event you want to bring your kid to.
Man, there are some real dogs in the lesbian groups at these parades.
Somwhere the guy who invented Kabuki theater is spinning in his grave.
The original caption described this guy as a drag queen in the Caracas, Venezuala parade, but I thought drag queens were guys who tried to look like women.
These poor folks had the parade in Caracas go right by their apartment. Ya gotta love those expressions.
This guy was the Ambassador of Mirth at the St. Louis parade. Heads up, buddy, were laughing at you, not with you.
Oh, Batman is going to kick this guys butt so badly.
More of that inherent dignity.
You dont think this guy is, well...gay, do you?
Dont you just love how progressive and sensitive to the plight of minorities the gay activists are?
Boy in center to boy at right:You mean, he thinks he looks like a woman? Is he blind as well as perverted?
Well, OK, now he looks a little less manly.
I didnt know chuck Schumer was gay. That explains some things...
In another example of truth being funnier than fiction, the funniest part about this photo is that the persons name is Zondra Foxx.
And this guys name is China. A class action suit has been filed on behalf of the PRC, Taiwan and fine tableware makers everywhere.
Wasnt this woman nice to pretend to be a lesbian so her granddaughter could express her pride?
This poor cop is thinking, Is that a guy? Cause if its not a guy, I could really go for some of that. Aw jeez. now Im all sexually conflicted!
The gay pride movement. Promoting respect and tolerance for all people (except those who disagree with us) since 1969.
Original caption: A dwarf participates in the Gay Pride march in downtown Paris. Please fill in your own gay French dwarf joke here.
This is the sort of thing that makes the Michael Jackson-Lisa Marie Presley kiss look as natural as gravity.
Now, Fernando, youd tell me if I put on too much makeup and went out there looking all flamboyant, wouldnt you. Oh sure, baby, I wouldnt let you do anything to look stupid.
This moron was watching the gay pride parade in Croatia. Earth to Nazi: Late bulletin just in- you guys lost World War II.
Oh yeah, some angels are going to want to be talking to this guy on Judgement Day.
Yep, its all totally natural behavior.
Unfortunately, this police officer in Israel was shaky on the whole gay pride parade concept: Ooh mama, shake it, dont break it!
Oops, that cop got what he wished for! Seriously though, this pic reminds me of nothing more strongly than the Chicken Lady from The Kids In The Hall.
Guy on right: Oh, Ssstop!
If these people think theyre having one of these things at the Justice department, theyre freakin crazy!
And lastly, a Public Service Message from the White House Drug Policy Office:
This is Canada...
This is Canada on drugs.
Surely, y'all can do better than that one! :-)
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"I am not a gay French dwarf, I'm a gay Freedom dwarf!"
Just 10 years and they'll be prepared for my presidential campaign!
Looks like he's been taking Estrogen... he's gained a Rack, but lost his soul.
It's a common misconception that homsexual males are good looking (the ol saying, "too bad he's gay, he's so handsome"). Most gay men are ugly.
Um, I agree totally. Being male I think most males are ugly except my Dad, my sons, me and...that's about it.
Number 2 here must be a "Slapshot" fan.