"White People Dominate Caucasian Race," Jesse Jackson Complains

BSNN.net Headline News ^ | Laz A. Mataz

[RussianConservative]

HYMIETOWN, NY -- Jesse Jackson, director of the Rainbow/PUSH coalition, called today for boycotts of Caucasian people, stating that "the lack of diversity in the white race is appalling and divisive."

Jackson made the comments at the 32nd annual Rainbow/PUSH Coalition Conference in Chicago, saying, "Every time I look at a crowd of white people, all I see are white faces. No African-Americans! No Hispanics! No Asians!"

Leading the crowd in a chant of "The Caucasian race needs a new face," Jackson deflected criticism that white people are, by definition, white.

"It is time for America to adopt new definitions," Jackson said," and the days are over when you can illegally segregate a black man into the category of African-American."

Al Sharpton, who followed Jesse Jackson on the podium, demanded "sensitivity training for those white people too insensitive to be black." Said Sharpton, "All we are asking for is diversity. Why should the white man dominate yet another category? Give minorities a chance to be white, too, and we shall overcome!"

Sharpton characterized the Caucasian race as "yet another good-old-boy network," observing that a black woman in America is likely to never be called a "white male."

Tavis Smiley, local radio host, pointed out that this public relations disaster for white America needs to be addressed with a strict Affirmative Action program.

"The Supreme Court states that race may be considered in admission to school, why can't we consider race when we admit a person to a racial category?" Smiley mused.

All three speakers agreed that in the interest of diversity and racial harmony in America, more black and Hispanic people needed to be admitted to the Caucasian race.

Senator Robert Byrd could not be reached for comment.

[Capitalist Eric]

"Every time I look at a crowd of white people, all I see are white faces..."

ROFLOL!

Well, obviously, Jesse "the Poverty-Pimp" Jackson is not the brightest star in the sky, now is he???

What a DOPE!!!

[CCCV]

White People Dominate Caucasian Race,,
Uncanny grasp of the obvious... To arrive at such an in-depth conclusion requires the I.Q. of at least a Coke can.

[Semper Paratus]

And White people can't stand the heat.

[Support Free Republic]

Hint! Hint!Hint! Hint!Hint! Hint!

[mtbrandon49]

Bump so my wife can read later!

[cardinal4]

To arrive at such an in-depth conclusion requires the I.Q. of at least a Coke can.

Thanks for a well needed laugh!

[cyborg]

I think this is a joke. Hymietown, NY? However, Jesse has been acting strange lately and would not put this past him.

[jjm2111]

White Devils!

[Charles Martel]

Hmmm... that by-line looks familiar.

[RussianConservative]

What by-line?

[Zavien Doombringer]

Jesse Jackson

is

[Charles Martel]

On BSNN.... "(By:) Laz A Mataz"

[MWS]

Heh... certainly a believable satire, to say the least. I wouldn't put it past Jackson to really say something like this!

[AnalogReigns]

Ummmmm, guys, from "HYMIETOWN, NY," posted on BSNN.net.... y'all ain't lookin too sharp yourself if you don't realize its a PARODY.... (a funny parody, tis true...).

[MWS]

LOL, a believable satire, to say the least. It wouldn't surprise me to hear Jackson really say something like this someday!

[samiam1972]

Okay, knew it had to be a joke somehow! Checked out the site and found this:

DISCLAIMER -- 1) In case you couldn't tell, the "news" stories on this site are not meant to be taken seriously. 2) Approximately 25% of what's contained in the "news" stories is factually true, it is up to you to figure out which 25% it is. 3) The opinions expressed herein  are not necessarily shared with  anyone. 4) If we seem to be disparaging a particular person then we probably are. 5) When in doubt, refer to #1, above.

What's sad, is I wasn't 100% sure and felt the need to check!!!

Just another day in a politically correct world!

[AnalogReigns]

Ummmmm, guys, from "HYMIETOWN, NY," posted on BSNN.net.... y'all ain't lookin too sharp yourselves if you don't realize its a PARODY.... (a funny parody, tis true...).

[samiam1972]

Okay, knew it had to be a joke somehow! Checked out the site and found this:

DISCLAIMER -- 1) In case you couldn't tell, the "news" stories on this site are not meant to be taken seriously. 2) Approximately 25% of what's contained in the "news" stories is factually true, it is up to you to figure out which 25% it is. 3) The opinions expressed herein  are not necessarily shared with  anyone. 4) If we seem to be disparaging a particular person then we probably are. 5) When in doubt, refer to #1, above.

What's sad, is I wasn't 100% sure and felt the need to check!!!

Just another day in a politically correct world!

[CCCV]

White People Dominate Caucasian Race,
In related news – Chevy’s are found to dominate Chevy dealerships….. (film @ 11:00)

[DeFault User]

BSNN doesn't have to go far to come up with this kind of stuff. Most of Jesse's statement could be printed as first rate humor in The Onion or BSNN.

BTW, I note that Michael Jackson has tried to address Jesse's concerns.

[MWS]

Ugh...not only a double post, but a double post that was not even registering as sending... :-\

[CCCV]

Ummmmm, guys, from "HYMIETOWN, NY," posted on BSNN.net.... y'all ain't lookin too sharp yourselves if you don't realize its a PARODY
Sad that none of us were suprised..... Got me that time....

[Spok]

Actually, in the age of politically correct-reality revisionist doublethink, I doubt any Liberal would spot this story as a gag. It certainly makes more sense than a lot of what I've heard attributed to the good reverend.

[Vigilantcitizen]

You're the man, Laz. ; ^ )>

[Cacique]

DUNG

[SMEDLEYBUTLER]

Read the original: here.

[Reactionary]

I guess the racial arsonist and poverty whore is slipping.

But, then again, we always knew he was an idiot.

[Pro-Bush]

"White People Dominate Caucasian Race," Jesse Jackson Complains

This is the ultimate definition of an oxymoron!

[wildbill]

This was from the Onion, right? No one could be that stupid.