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The Joys of Politically Incorrect Living.
Mens News Daily ^ | 6/03 | Bernard Chapin

Posted on 07/15/2003 5:59:31 AM PDT by gdogdaily

“Call you a waitperson?” I asked. What the hell was a waitperson? But that was what a girl told me to refer to her as after I called her a waitress. The year was 1991 and it was my first introduction to the totalitarian phenomenon known as “political correctness” or PC. I had been previously shielded from it, although my friends who graduated from Michigan or Michigan State were already well familiar with its iron requirements. I was lucky to have attended a Jesuit university which, back then, was devoid of a womyn’s studies program or a queer devotional center to instill the anti-virtues of PC. My friends informed me that I had to watch what I said or I’d alienate everybody. I thought their opinions absurd.

A few weeks later another girl corrected me that she was not “Oriental” but “Asian.” Nowadays the use of Oriental looks very odd indeed, but back then there was, at least that I had heard, nothing wrong with using term. She told me that Oriental was what westerners called Asians but that Asian was what they called themselves. Thus, it was the preferred term. I asked her, rather innocently, “but if you willingly move to a western country what right do you have to change the way that the natives talk?” I was right but she stopped talking to me nonetheless. The words of Orwell are helpful in this context: “Do you know that Newspeak is the only language in the world whose vocabulary gets smaller every year?”

After these two events, I had a couple of choices. Either I would attempt to learn what I was supposed to say regarding our world or I would revolt against my illogical masters. In the ultra famous words of Robert Frost: “I took the road less traveled by and that has made all the difference.” From then on life has been one sandpaper coated sled ride after another, but I have found true happiness while marring their verbofascist toboggan runs.

Dating is the only area where I still have to play the “language game.” I often keep my mouth shut but, even then, I still sometimes manage to offend sometimes. On one occasion, I found myself being corrected by a slightly above average young thing as I drove to the United Center. She informed me not to say “pussy” anymore as it was offensive to women. I responded, quite accurately in fact, that there is no better term for my fellow drivers than the word pussy. She was not receptive to my explanation. I then illuminated that pussy really comes from the word pusillanimous and has nothing to do with a woman’s anatomy. She ignored me and I meekly refrained from using the word for the rest of the night (which was easy after the car was parked). Yet, my competitive and base urges were somewhat satisfied later as I escorted her back to the bedroom saying the politically insensitive, “now let me take a look at those mega hooter-mcgooters.” Luckily, by then she was no longer in the mood for editorial comment.

It’s not easy being green or being a politically incorrect citizen, but the pleasures of shocking everyone are unending. My former university has now turned into the same type of chic leftist hippodrome as all the others. The Jesuits now seem to be “storm troopers of hip post-modernism” as opposed to being the defenders of western culture. They sent me a newsletter bragging about how they had brought Cornell West and Randall Robinson to our campus. They followed up this offense by calling and asking for money. I responded “Well…I’m not a racist.” The other end of the phone line was silent. “Did you know that you guys paid Cornell West and Randall Robinson to speak at our campus?” I asked the undergraduate telemarketer. “Yes” he answered. “Okay, well I’m glad I answered your question. No donations from me,” I said and hung up the phone. He did not call me back but I was going to read two full chapters from David Horowitz’s Uncivil Wars aloud if he did.

In graduate school, I witnessed a vehemently anti-male professor we had, a certain Dr. Jennifer Jackson-Klingon-Martinez-Mephisto-Brown (or something along those lines), spontaneously attack the only other man in the room because he had used “gal” in a sentence. The person she attacked was a former seminarian who happens to be one of the nicest guys on the planet. A classmate came up to me afterwards and said “I’m surprised she didn’t do that to you.”

I answered, “I’m not. I know all about those iguanas and intentionally try to say nothing at all to them during class.” As opposed to me, the other man was pure of mind and thought that speaking without a PC filter was appropriate. I knew better. Without the filter there is reality and reality is PC’s naturally occurring predator. For his “offense,” he ended up having to undergo a three hour brainwashing session with the good professor. I can tell you sincerely that spending three hours alone with Dr. Whatever-Whatever would have been only slightly preferable than watching “The Bridges of Madison County” in slow motion. In short, a fate worse than death.

There is only one thing for certain about the politically correct individual and that is they will be constantly and endlessly offended for the rest of their lives. It will never end. Under the draconian pressures of how they think the world should be, real life will disappoint them again and again. That’s why they hideout in universities so often: because it guarantees that they will never have to mix with the general population under any circumstances. The best tactic to take with them is have a little fun at their expense. They usually don’t know too many people that will put as much work into offending them as I will so it’s quite enjoyable to set them up and watch them blow. There’s never any reason to feel bad about it though because these martinets are the ones trying to rewire your brain. F--- them.

I used to work with a “poor womyn’s feminazi,” meaning that she only knew the stuff about feminism they talked about in Oprah Magazine. One afternoon we all went to lunch at a site several miles from work. I knew that it was open season on her if she was foolish enough to say anything cross to me. Nature being what it is, she did. She corrected me when I said the word “chick.” I asked her why it was offensive? She said that women aren’t animals [!] I corrected her that they were and then gave a lecture. Afterwards, I told her that in the future I’d be more sensitive and use the PC word “box” instead. She had a meltdown in the restaurant while I enjoyed my lunch. Then she did not speak to me for a semester so it was a win/win situation for me.

Other things that bring pleasure to one’s days are using as much anti-PC talk as possible in simple conversation. I try to use the word “man” in every sentence if I can. It’s (and I’ll use one of their words here) empowering that such a simple and useful word manages to offend so many.

Along the lines of women, who are our de facto societal sacred cows, it is very easy to offend conversationally if you divide them into two groupings: those who are attractive and those who are not. You see, contemporary wisdom is that they all possess equal and transcendent value. Well, like most other PC notions, this is a complete lie. The attractive ones should be referred to by names like “babus lorabus” or exclamations like “oh mommy!” upon sighting them. Then, as if coolly describing the topographic features on a map, describe the unattractive ones as being “wildebeests” or “troglodytes.” This gets under the PC skin faster than blown shards of fiberglass.

Women and physical behavior are also an important area of an anti-PC gorilla war. It used to be, when I was not in complete revolt against the mandarins that structure our daily behavior, I resisted the temptation to turn around and salaciously examine attractive women as they passed by. Then I realized that leering is a magnificent political statement by itself. I now make certain to do it both as a way to please myself and also to alienate the social engineers that may be waddling down the other side of the street.

Why deprive oneself? One of the great joys of a man’s existence is getting a chance to visually appreciate a woman’s derriere, particularly if her waist is about seven-tenths the size of her hips. I’d say it was also a great joy of a lesbian’s existence but I think that we all know they’d say they’d “rather gaze into a womyn’s soul.” Sure, that’s more fun, if you happen to be an eunuch.

The only bad side effect of incorrect living, is that, like a gunslinger in the old west, once one has a reputation for fighting the thought police others try to court your destruction whenever someone comes into a room speaking of “being sensitive” and “promoting diversity.” Upon hearing this, your friends and associates gaze your way in the hopes that you’ll say something about the plights of Caucasians in Zimbabwe or whether anyone in the US has actually ever watched a WNBA game. However powerful the desire to entertain is, I usually am successful in the forcible resistance of it–at least at work.

Yet, one time last year, when there were no witnesses around, a new social worker came into my office to ask where Mr. B was. Mr. B runs a drug and alcohol group with me. I whispered to her, in a conspiratorial tone, that Mr. B was off doing top level research at the moment. After she promised not to tell anybody, I shared that he was actually down the street in the middle of a screaming bender in order to better understand the cravings and addictions of our students. I told her that I knew this to be a fact as he had just called and asked me to wire him 18 dollars and 22 cents (he said the 22 cents was needed to bribe a public official). He further said that I was not to mention anything about a girl named Rochelle or a chimpanzee named Hypotenuse should his wife call. I swore the social worker to secrecy about the matter and then heard the next day that she had told everyone about it. Ah, the distinct pleasures of the working life! Call Studs Terkel!

In summation, my advice is never to surrender to PC. Fight on into that good night, even if it’s lonely. Anything’s better that having to call a stewardess a flight attendant. We should all follow my friend Sean’s example and call them “trolley dollies” instead.

There is no halfway in this struggle. It’s good to recall Chapin’s Law here:

Those who dance with cultural Marxists end up dosed with Rohypnol and awaken sprawled out in a hotel lobby groping for their missing left kidneys.

If you give in just a little, in a few months time you’ll be listening Ani DeFranco, sporting a nose ring and saying things like “I didn’t know that many earthworms died during a storm, there ought to be a law!” Eventually, you’ll awaken in a garden apartment surrounded by radical feminists who curiously stare while calling you “gimp” as the Pulp Fiction DVD drones on as background inspiration…Don’t let this be you! Join me in this crusade (make sure to use “crusade” in daily conversation too–the PC monsters will love that).

Well, maybe my advice is all for naught as you’re not particularly worried about societal fascism but, as for me, whenever I hear the words “political correctness” I’ll continue to reach for my pen. Then I’ll launch air strikes at their dominance by writing words like “mankind” and “Anno Domini” upon old fashioned bleached paper.

bchapafl@hotmail.com


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1 posted on 07/15/2003 5:59:31 AM PDT by gdogdaily
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To: gdogdaily
Hey, I thought this guy was only doing Dowd.
2 posted on 07/15/2003 6:09:17 AM PDT by fhardesian
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To: gdogdaily
Good Artcile Bmp.
3 posted on 07/15/2003 6:09:23 AM PDT by txzman (Jer 23:29)
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4 posted on 07/15/2003 6:09:59 AM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: txzman
Whoops - too early. Good article bump as well.
5 posted on 07/15/2003 6:10:22 AM PDT by txzman (Jer 23:29)
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To: gdogdaily
I had to attend a 'Sensitivity Training' thingy once - on the anonymous evaluation form at the end, I wrote 'The Lecturer had a really nice rack' on it...

It's amazing how seven little words can make an entire HR department go on a witch hunt...
6 posted on 07/15/2003 6:11:14 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (There's no place like 192.0.0.1 There's no place like 192.0.0.1 There's no place like...)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
That's sweet! I bet she did.
7 posted on 07/15/2003 6:13:09 AM PDT by fhardesian
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To: fhardesian
Well, yes, she did... I used to enjoy going to the smoking area, and tweaking a man-hating eco-lesbian that worked for a comapny that shares our building - it was fun to watch her go up in flames every day over the smallest of things.
8 posted on 07/15/2003 6:17:07 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (There's no place like 192.0.0.1 There's no place like 192.0.0.1 There's no place like...)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
That is priceless...

I need to refine my non-PC game...

I do have a Christian saying on my cube and hijacked some "certification of completion: of some class I took. Its a flash file and uses the querystring to set the name, subject and date... I turned the subject from SQL management to "Sarcasm"...I printed it out and placed it on my cubicle wall.

"Certification of Completion is hereby granted to: me
to certify they I have complete to satisfaction of SARCASM"

I plan on taking all those corporate themes and catch phrases we use and spoofing them...just enough to make them look real...but mean something totally different.
9 posted on 07/15/2003 6:24:12 AM PDT by smith288 (We are but a moon, reflecting the light of the Son.)
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To: gdogdaily
bttt
10 posted on 07/15/2003 6:24:56 AM PDT by firewalk
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To: gdogdaily
On one occasion, I found myself being corrected by a slightly above average young thing as I drove to the United Center. She informed me not to say “pussy” anymore as it was offensive to women.

Yet, my competitive and base urges were somewhat satisfied later as I escorted her back to the bedroom saying the politically insensitive, “now let me take a look at those mega hooter-mcgooters.”

Well, I might have enjoyed this article, but these quotes define this man as not-proudly-anti-PC, but just plain old common-as-dirt-vulgar.

Taking a stand against PC doublespeak doesn't mean checking your manners at the door... even the bedroom door

11 posted on 07/15/2003 6:25:55 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: gdogdaily
I graduated from U of M in 1990. I took endless pleasure in torturing the politically correct, especially the Feminists.

My greatest moment was during a open discussion in a class called Alternative Futures. A local native was spouting about the Take Bake the Night rally.

After she finished her piece, I told her I still don't understand why she wants to "take back the night"? I continued and reminded her that the Night is not for her or any other civilized human to take back. The Night is for freaks and weirdos and it is best for her to stay home and lock her doors!

That was fairly disruptive and extreemely satisfying.

In response, she went on and on about rape and such. I then conveyed to her what my girl friend recently confessed. She grew up Catholic and had a lot of guilt associated with her sexuality. In order for her to enjoy sex, she needed to be free of guilt. Her main fantasy since she was 12 was for a stranger to enter her bedroom window at night and rape her. since she didn't iniate or seek the sex, it was free of guilt and shame (at least in the fantasy).

She concluded that it was every woman's secret fantasy to be raped. Given the Feminists preoccupation with rape, I agreed.

The room exploded. The instructor smiled.

I got an A in the class, by the way.
12 posted on 07/15/2003 6:25:58 AM PDT by RockChucker
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To: gdogdaily
YES !!!

13 posted on 07/15/2003 6:29:22 AM PDT by genefromjersey (So little time - so many FLAMES to light !!)
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To: gdogdaily
I live every day looking for ways to offend the PC crowd. I would regularly offend a co-worker and took great pleasure in it.

There is few things in daily life that are more enjoyable that setting off a PC Nazi.

14 posted on 07/15/2003 6:31:13 AM PDT by Phantom Lord (Distributor of Pain, Your Loss Becomes My Gain)
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To: TontoKowalski
Well, I might have enjoyed this article, but these quotes define this man as not-proudly-anti-PC, but just plain old common-as-dirt-vulgar.

I did enjoy the article but you are right... No nonPC person who is civilized should speak like this around a chick when dating. And if the date goes bad, its also in very poor taste to speak like this just to annoy. There is a difference between a feather ruffler and a plain a-hole.

15 posted on 07/15/2003 6:32:34 AM PDT by smith288 (We are but a moon, reflecting the light of the Son.)
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To: Chad Fairbanks
When my company decided to give the HR dept something to do, ie sensitivity training I refused to go. Punt em. I got work to do. There was no repercussions either.
16 posted on 07/15/2003 6:35:06 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: smith288
I don't think admiring "hooter-mcgooters" makes one an a-hole. It's true in many cases! Isn't it just PC to worry about stuff like that?
17 posted on 07/15/2003 6:36:52 AM PDT by fhardesian
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To: Sunshine Sister
It was voluntary - But very fun...
18 posted on 07/15/2003 6:37:04 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (ContentsOfTagMaySettleDuringShipping)
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To: Sunshine Sister
In certain areas of the government, you have to take Sexual Harrassment training every year. It is idiotic.

It always evolves into discussions as to whether it's proper for a man to hold a door open for a lady.

A monumental waste of time and money. I always brought paperwork to these little sensitivity soirees, and never looked up or said a word during them.

19 posted on 07/15/2003 6:38:42 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: fhardesian
I don't think admiring "hooter-mcgooters" makes one an a-hole. It's true in many cases! Isn't it just PC to worry about stuff like that?

I was talking about using words like pu%%y in front of a lady and then persist through out a date. Its just ignorant. This guy might have issues finding a woman who likes that type of couth... Just my opinion...everything else I agree with in this article

20 posted on 07/15/2003 6:41:50 AM PDT by smith288 (We are but a moon, reflecting the light of the Son.)
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To: fhardesian
I don't think admiring "hooter-mcgooters" makes one an a-hole. It's true in many cases! Isn't it just PC to worry about stuff like that?

Certainly admiring them is to be expected. To actually SAY to your date "let me get a look at those hooter-mcgooters" is a little much.

Oh, well, its probably a generational thing. In my day "pussy" was a word that was never used in front of a woman, and sex for a single man was enough of an event that you didn't want to foul your chances for a second helping by acting like an ass.

Ah, the memories.

21 posted on 07/15/2003 6:42:50 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: smith288
Yeah but this guy argues pussy is from pussilaninous (sp) and not from female anatomy.
22 posted on 07/15/2003 6:45:05 AM PDT by fhardesian
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To: TontoKowalski
Pussy is not offensive to most women when used in the right context. Hooter-mcgooters is just plain dumb.

BTW. Your screen name is the punchline to one of my favorite non-PC jokes.
23 posted on 07/15/2003 6:50:32 AM PDT by conservativemusician (I am the ugly American)
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To: fhardesian
"Yeah but this guy argues pussy is from pussilaninous (sp) and not from female anatomy."


Yeah, nice try on his part! Weak attempt at a save.
24 posted on 07/15/2003 6:53:55 AM PDT by conservativemusician (I am the ugly American)
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To: gdogdaily
I responded, quite accurately in fact, that there is no better term for my fellow drivers than the word pussy.

No truer words spoken!! For sensitive passengers, the word "vacuum" looks remarkably like something entirely different to a driver in another car.

I am so glad I am not alone, although here in Amherst, MA (Berkeley East), I am a distinct minority.

25 posted on 07/15/2003 6:57:50 AM PDT by SpinyNorman
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To: gdogdaily
Those who dance with cultural Marxists end up dosed with Rohypnol and awaken sprawled out in a hotel lobby groping for their missing left kidneys

OMG i am dying. this is HILARIOUS!!

26 posted on 07/15/2003 7:00:19 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: gdogdaily; Chad Fairbanks; smith288; RockChucker; genefromjersey; Phantom Lord
Then I’ll launch air strikes at their dominance by writing words like “mankind” and “Anno Domini” upon old fashioned bleached paper.

I really get annoyed reading a book which uses "BCE" instead of "BC".

My favorite non-pc moment came during a Christmas dinner while the whole Clinton-Lewinsky thing was going down.I was constantly surrounded by man hating liberal feminazis at these gatherings who would always try and provoke me. Sure enough they got around to asking me if I agreed with the GOP on the Lewinsky scandal. Much to their shock, It told them I agreed with them. I said(Paraphrasing) "Actually, I happen to agree with you. I think every man's who is in a position of power has the absolute right to cheat on his pain in the ass wife with a young employee. Good for him-I'm glad he used her as a play thing. I just wished he took that slut to some cheap motel where she belonged instead of the oval office, but maybe he was too busy. Just goes to show you that no matter how many laws you pass it's still a man's world."

Man, you could have heard a pin drop. Boy were they pissed. My mother's pot roast never tasted better.

No. I did'nt really approve of what that degenerate Clinton.

27 posted on 07/15/2003 7:02:57 AM PDT by MattinNJ (One fine, beautiful, sunny day in Havana, I will take a pi$$ on Castro's grave.)
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To: conservativemusician
Your screen name is the punchline to one of my favorite non-PC jokes.

What joke? This is the name on my birth certificate. Are you making fun of my Indian/Polish heritage?

28 posted on 07/15/2003 7:03:45 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: TontoKowalski
ROTFL!
29 posted on 07/15/2003 7:05:55 AM PDT by conservativemusician (I am the ugly American)
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To: fhardesian
Yeah but this guy argues pussy is from pussilaninous (sp) and not from female anatomy.

David Kendall? Is that you?

Seriously, you buy this argument?

30 posted on 07/15/2003 7:05:56 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: gdogdaily
Afterwards, I told her that in the future I’d be more sensitive and use the PC word “box” instead.

LOL!!!!!

31 posted on 07/15/2003 7:10:49 AM PDT by TomServo ("We've secretly replaced the Pacific Ocean with Folgers crystals ...")
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To: TontoKowalski
I'm sorry, but it is hilarious that you are talking about being vulgar when you consider the source of your screen name. LOL
32 posted on 07/15/2003 7:13:15 AM PDT by Charlie OK
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To: Charlie OK
Please see my post #28.
33 posted on 07/15/2003 7:14:50 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: TontoKowalski
sorry TK, were i single, i would go out with him sight unseen just based on hilarious this column is!! i don't think he was vulgar in the slightest. i have always found it most effective to deal with someone's obnoxious trait, by picking at it like a scab, which is precisely his M.O. it seems to me!
34 posted on 07/15/2003 7:15:00 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: gdogdaily
BUMP ... he forgot to mention the redeeming qualities of strip mining the planet as well. All in all a good article.

I've got a guy up at work that about had a complete meltdown when I suggested that if he wanted to take care of the environment, he should go buy a plot of land HMISELF and plant trees.

Ever since then I posted the "Earth FIRST! , we'll stripmine the other planets later" bumpsticker in my cube.

35 posted on 07/15/2003 7:15:40 AM PDT by Centurion2000 (We are crushing our enemies, seeing him driven before us and hearing the lamentations of the liberal)
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To: Sunshine Sister
On one occasion while I was still toiling in the corporate world, I had to attend one of those touchy-feely type 'classes'. WAs part of one exercise, each of us had to stand up in front of the gruop, introduce ourselves and say three things that they enjoyed or liked to do.

When my turn came, I stood up and said, "I like sunsets on on the beach, long walks and belt-fed weapons."

The expressions on peopels' faces reminded me of the audiences reaction to the "Springtime For Hitler" scene in Mel Brooks' "The Producers."
36 posted on 07/15/2003 7:16:10 AM PDT by Noumenon (Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away. -- Philip K. Dick)
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To: TontoKowalski
LOL
37 posted on 07/15/2003 7:16:56 AM PDT by Charlie OK
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To: Chad Fairbanks
HR department go on a witch hunt...

So much for anonymity...

38 posted on 07/15/2003 7:17:21 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard
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To: xsmommy
i don't think he was vulgar in the slightest.

Mommy, are you kidding me? Oh well, my hair is getting grayer, and I'm notoriously unhip anyway.

I'll have to start working "pussy" into my daily vocabulary at mixed meetings.

39 posted on 07/15/2003 7:18:26 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: gdogdaily
There is only one thing for certain about the politically correct individual and that is they will be constantly and endlessly offended for the rest of their lives. It will never end. Under the draconian pressures of how they think the world should be, real life will disappoint them again and again.

And it's part of my job description to do just that. with relish and glee.

40 posted on 07/15/2003 7:19:07 AM PDT by Noumenon (Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away. -- Philip K. Dick)
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To: TontoKowalski
not to everyone, mind you, but only to those whom it will totally send round the bend. i am not championing the use of vulgarity, but i love his sense of rubbing the PC noses in his refusal to bend to their dictates.
41 posted on 07/15/2003 7:22:09 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
Oh, I get you. We're old friends after all. I was just trying to tweak you a bit.
42 posted on 07/15/2003 7:24:11 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: TontoKowalski
well we do share a Polish heritage as well.. ; )
43 posted on 07/15/2003 7:24:40 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
LOL! You kill me sometimes!
44 posted on 07/15/2003 7:25:37 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: MattinNJ
I'm proud of you! LOL
45 posted on 07/15/2003 7:27:55 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: TontoKowalski
i hope you aren't one of those GAY indians that O"reilly was ranting to Dem Rep WEINER about last night, the study of which Congress has voted to fund....; )
46 posted on 07/15/2003 7:28:50 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Noumenon
"I like sunsets on on the beach, long walks and belt-fed weapons."

Try that in a dating forum and you might get very lucky.

47 posted on 07/15/2003 7:30:40 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: fhardesian
Yeah but this guy argues pussy is from pussilaninous (sp) and not from female anatomy.

Its never been an ok word to use in a public forum no matter what the definition this guy argues with.

Its just a lazy out so he can use the word to irritate when he should know it irritates more than just PC Nazis. Sure, use it on the basketball court with his pals or on a camping trip, but would you on a first date or a funeral?

48 posted on 07/15/2003 7:31:56 AM PDT by smith288 (We are but a moon, reflecting the light of the Son.)
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To: xsmommy
Blasphemy! There are no gay Indians! Congress is just throwing away money, same as always!

Off topic: doesn't Weiner have the most perfect name, considering his personality?

49 posted on 07/15/2003 7:32:31 AM PDT by TontoKowalski
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To: TontoKowalski
PERFECT name for weenie! too bad his first name isn't richard. but then, that would be a redundancy, wouldn't it?
50 posted on 07/15/2003 7:33:34 AM PDT by xsmommy
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