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Freeperettes, Your Dreamboat Has Arrived! (I Kiss YOU!)
Internet Web Page ^ | Mahir

Posted on 07/17/2003 10:44:10 AM PDT by Hatteras

Ladies, never give up. Don't EVER give up...

I Kiss You


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: mahir; turkey
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To: Cinnamon Girl
Wicked! Big up yourself!
51 posted on 07/17/2003 11:24:58 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Carolina

I love hatt-baby!
52 posted on 07/17/2003 11:26:43 AM PDT by Bacon Man (Bacon is never wrong but occasionally fried.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; Utah Girl; mountaineer; BigWaveBetty
If you do nothing else today, you must read this thread.
53 posted on 07/17/2003 11:28:20 AM PDT by Iowa Granny (Well behaved women seldom make history)
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To: Hatteras
ROFL. This just looks too much like something I might have once dreamed up.

Some nice work here. ;-)

54 posted on 07/17/2003 11:28:41 AM PDT by Scenic Sounds (Summertime!)
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To: Lazamataz
No, but you've given me ideas.....

Careful big guy...;-)

55 posted on 07/17/2003 11:32:50 AM PDT by TomServo ("We've secretly replaced the Pacific Ocean with Folgers crystals ...")
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To: Lazamataz
Mahir sounds pretty talented, but he's no Alex Chiu!
56 posted on 07/17/2003 11:36:18 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Endeavor
Pingeroosi
57 posted on 07/17/2003 11:37:28 AM PDT by Iowa Granny (Well behaved women seldom make history)
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To: Lazamataz

You did not capitalize the proper noun 'French', you plebian.

Sorry FRiend, but the french aren't worthy of capitalization.

 

Owl_Eagle
" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"

58 posted on 07/17/2003 11:40:06 AM PDT by South Hawthorne ("Europeans lost the will to live the moral life long ago." - Ben Shapiro)
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To: Iowa Granny
This certainly takes my mind off the Bush bashing---:>)
59 posted on 07/17/2003 11:40:22 AM PDT by sissyjane
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To: Allegra

60 posted on 07/17/2003 11:40:45 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Currently experiencing tagnical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.)
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To: Hatteras
My tall 1.84 cm (6.2 feet)

Where I went to school, 1 inch = 2.54 cm.
This guy must use different math or he's no taller than a beetle.
61 posted on 07/17/2003 11:40:56 AM PDT by Billyb4712
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To: Hatteras
http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/
Last Updated: July 2002-

One day I received a link to a funny site. The site was lost in cyberspace.. I liked it, and created a mirror on my web site to share with my close friends.. Then I sent the e-mail with the link to 10 people. Guess what happened: I got more than 500000 unique hits in two weeks. My ISP threatened to shut down my site. Mahir Mafia warned me and gave me an ultimatum to delete all the content. I received thousands of fan mails. Boston Globe interviewed me..etc.. This is Internet... you never know what will happen next...

master@istanbul.tc

There are so many questions about Mahir.
I can't answer all of them.. but here are the links:
(only the english content)



Mahir @ Internet
New:

The Original Mahir Page which made Mahir an Internet SuperStar: http://www.istanbul.tc/mahir/mahir
Mahir's ( Mahir Cagri The Orginial) personal pages: http://www.ikissyou.org/
Mahir is listed at MP3.com http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/63/mahir_cagri.html
Why girls like Mahir: http://www.fraudband.org/gettingit/article/293
We Love You Mahir photograph (This was sent to me assuming that I was Mahir ;-) click here to view
There is a good article at salon.com http://www.salon.com/tech/log/1999/11/04/mahir/
Mahir @ NYTIMES 2002 (free subscription) http://www.nytimes.com/2002/07/04/technology/circuits/04MAHI.html
Mahir is not a terrorist (contains all original photos) http://www.royaljournal.com/projects/200203/mahir_is_not_a_terrorist.shtml
Star Trek Parody of Mahir: http://www.angelfire.com/fl/sapringer/MAHIRTREK.html
Mahir Fanclub At Yahoo Groups (712 members) http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mahirsfanclub/
Mahir WebRing (54 Active sites as of 2002) http://b.webring.com/hub?ring=mahir





62 posted on 07/17/2003 11:41:38 AM PDT by US admirer
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To: DCBryan1
...nose...

Wait a minute, is that Bid Laden after forehead and lip surgery?

63 posted on 07/17/2003 11:42:45 AM PDT by MJemison
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To: Chad Fairbanks; Amelia; Southflanknorthpawsis; justshe; deport
You absolutely have to come to this thread and click on this link. (Apologies if you've been double-pinged or if you're already here. I'm laughing too hard to look.)
64 posted on 07/17/2003 11:43:49 AM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Currently experiencing tagnical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.)
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To: StarFan
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65 posted on 07/17/2003 11:43:51 AM PDT by firebrand
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To: Hatteras
Borat is a character from "Da Ali G Show" on HBO. It is performance comedy from Sach Baron Cohen. His character Borat is a journalist from Kazakhstan who is compilng "Borat's Guide to America" where he convinces people that he is a rube from Kazahstan and generally makes an ass out of himself. He always says "I like sex" and looks almost exactly like this guy. Too funny.
66 posted on 07/17/2003 11:49:39 AM PDT by activationproducts
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To: Hatteras
Little did this poor shlep know that when he made this site, he'd be the target of dirision. Shame, shame, on all of you....don't you married people remember what it's like to be single? Don't you single people care that someone else is trying to rid himself of the burden of a lonely existence? Is that all that people who try to better themselves are to each of you? Maybe each of you should.............

LOL DAMN, I couldn't keep a straight face! That was just too funny NOT to laugh!

67 posted on 07/17/2003 11:50:17 AM PDT by FourtySeven
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To: DCBryan1
Play an accordian - go to jail.

That's the law.
68 posted on 07/17/2003 11:50:20 AM PDT by Noumenon (Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away. -- Philip K. Dick)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
Well it does take all kinds...... Sounds like someone that Bent Willie could team up with......
69 posted on 07/17/2003 11:53:04 AM PDT by deport (On a hot day don't kick a cow chip...... only democrat enablers..)
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To: Bacon Man; Allegra; humblegunner; Hap; Flyer
I kiss you ALL!
70 posted on 07/17/2003 11:55:11 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: najida
"I like sex" is about the only English phrase he crafted correctly. I guess that was the important one!
71 posted on 07/17/2003 11:56:48 AM PDT by I'm ALL Right! (He is no fool, who would give what he cannot keep to buy what he can never lose.)
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To: Hatteras
189,834

LOL!

72 posted on 07/17/2003 12:08:16 PM PDT by South40 (ANd th4e)
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To: Hatteras
This guy was one of the first Internet celebrities several years ago, but apparently a lot of people still haven't heard of him.
73 posted on 07/17/2003 12:11:41 PM PDT by HAL9000
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To: BossLady
Bump for Mahir!
74 posted on 07/17/2003 12:13:16 PM PDT by vikingchick
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To: Hatteras
Is that a vanity post?
75 posted on 07/17/2003 12:18:19 PM PDT by bert (Don't Panic!)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
OMG, there are PHONE NUMBERS! I DARE SOMEONE HERE TO CALL THIS PERSON. ROTFL

You call and report back to us. LOL

76 posted on 07/17/2003 12:18:40 PM PDT by flutters (God Bless The USA)
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To: bert
No, I'm just happy to see you.
77 posted on 07/17/2003 12:19:11 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: Xenalyte; Allegra
I'm gonna hijack this guys site and use it as my new FR homepage!

Mahir is the ultimate PLAYA!

78 posted on 07/17/2003 12:20:31 PM PDT by humblegunner (™)
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To: Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Allegra; humblegunner; Hap; RikaStrom
I like to be friendship all of you.
79 posted on 07/17/2003 12:20:44 PM PDT by Flyer (Ask me about my Golden Retriever!)
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To: deport
And he likes sex! What luck!! ROTFL
80 posted on 07/17/2003 12:21:46 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Currently experiencing tagnical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.)
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To: MrConfettiMan
Bwa-ha-ha! Imagine finding YOU here!
81 posted on 07/17/2003 12:21:48 PM PDT by Explorer89
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To: DCBryan1
Looks like he weighs about 50kg (110 pounds) without the probiscus.

-Eric

82 posted on 07/17/2003 12:22:15 PM PDT by E Rocc (Reality is to liberals what garlic is to vampires.)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
LOL.........


ummmmmmmmmah !!!!!!!!

83 posted on 07/17/2003 12:22:39 PM PDT by Southflanknorthpawsis
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To: flutters
I think if I call him, I'll tell him that he'd have a better chance with women if he said he didn't like sex. ; )
84 posted on 07/17/2003 12:24:00 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Currently experiencing tagnical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.)
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To: humblegunner
Mahir is the ultimate PLAYA!

I think we need to start a fan club for this guy, and call ourselves "Mahir Femmes".

85 posted on 07/17/2003 12:25:02 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Currently experiencing tagnical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.)
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To: Southflanknorthpawsis
ROTFL - oh, I forgot about that pic!
86 posted on 07/17/2003 12:25:36 PM PDT by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet (Currently experiencing tagnical difficulties. Thank you for your patience.)
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To: Hatteras
This guy reminds me of Borat on Da AliG Show.


87 posted on 07/17/2003 12:26:51 PM PDT by diotima (DO YOU WANT TO PLAY GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR?)
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To: Southflanknorthpawsis
ROTFL I wonder if someone can put those lips on the picture with the hottie red shorts. lol
88 posted on 07/17/2003 12:27:02 PM PDT by flutters (God Bless The USA)
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To: Hatteras
Good Lord, the Mahir page has been part of Web Lore for years now. You all are just now discovering it?

I'm revoking your Geek Cred®!

89 posted on 07/17/2003 12:27:19 PM PDT by Timesink
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To: Hatteras

"I like to take foto-camera (amimals , towns , nice nude models and peoples)....."

All I can say is....

MACK-DADDY!

90 posted on 07/17/2003 12:27:33 PM PDT by finnman69
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To: deport
Sounds like someone that Bent Willie could team up with......

Hmmm, likes sex, has traveled extensively throughout Europe ... this actually may be x42's site, and he just used the photos of the scrawny large-beaked Turkish fellow to throw us off!

91 posted on 07/17/2003 12:28:17 PM PDT by mountaineer
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To: Hatteras
Who is want to come TURKEY I can invitate .....

She can stay my home ........

92 posted on 07/17/2003 12:28:29 PM PDT by finnman69
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To: Timesink
You all are just now discovering it?

I started at the end of the Internet and I'm working my way back to the beginning.

93 posted on 07/17/2003 12:29:42 PM PDT by Flyer (Ask me about my Golden Retriever!)
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To: Explorer89
I'm just as surprised to see you here, too. Looking to order a side-salad to go with your main meal. :)
94 posted on 07/17/2003 12:29:51 PM PDT by MrConfettiMan (These pretzels are making me thirsty.)
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To: DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet
All your accordian are belong to us.
95 posted on 07/17/2003 12:30:05 PM PDT by Southflanknorthpawsis
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To: Timesink
"You all are just now discovering it?"

Guilty. Sigh....I'm such a looser. ;-)

96 posted on 07/17/2003 12:32:16 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: Flyer
Say, how's your golden retriever?
97 posted on 07/17/2003 12:33:42 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: Timesink
Good Lord, the Mahir page has been part of Web Lore for years now. You all are just now discovering it?
It almost as legendry as the The Trailr Park Page

-Eric

98 posted on 07/17/2003 12:34:04 PM PDT by E Rocc (Reality is to liberals what garlic is to vampires.)
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To: Hatteras
This is that Don Juan character Christopher Walkins does on SNL isn't it?

So9

99 posted on 07/17/2003 12:34:11 PM PDT by Servant of the Nine (Put some ice on it)
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To: Timesink
Mahir is wild and crazy guy! I bet he hang with Steve Martin and Dan Ackroyd when he come to US to hook up with the foxes.
100 posted on 07/17/2003 12:34:59 PM PDT by VadeRetro
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