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[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

I have no accordian. I never did. I absolutely, categorically deny it.

[Servant of the Nine]

Desperately wierdly funny PING

So9

[Flyer]

Say, how's your golden retriever?

Wonderful, thank you for asking.

[MattAMiller]

Come on people this was hot years ago. Somebody found a webpage created by some guy in Turkey and posted his own version with some funny comments and bad English. The webpage became popular and Mahir became a celebrity. He even came to the US to work the talkshow circuit.

[Henrietta]

This is such a hoot! Thanks for posting!

My recommendation for him: remedial English! But I wish him luck!

[TheSpottedOwl]

Darn, I was gonna email him, but I guess he's getting all the dates he can handle :(

[xsrdx]

I like sex.

She can stay my home.

This may be the funniest web page, in history.

Even funnier because it's apparently for real...

[Mo1]

My profession jurnalist , music and sport teacher , I make psycolojy doctora

I like to take foto-camera (amimals , towns , nice nude models and peoples).....

His english is not very good .. But he had no problem saying that he liked sex ..

Oh .. and those pictures towards the end remind me of SNL Skits and "The Wild & Crazy Guys" ... LOL

[Henrietta]

"This board is beginning to sound like the french who sneer at anything less than perfect pronunciation or spelling."

Aw, come on...we're just having a little fun! In exchange, you can make fun of my Turkish, okay?

[jern]

this is from 4 years ago.

[xsrdx]

Note: Counter active since September 16th 2002

Oh well, it's still pretty funny stuff.

[linn37]

that pic in the speedo sold me

[Darksheare]

NOOOoooo!
I have to start my own demented dent in the web.. someday.

[null and void]

My tall 1.84 cm (6.2 feet)

Where I went to school, 1 inch = 2.54 cm.
This guy must use different math or he's no taller than a beetle.

Wellllll, he does have Ringo's nose...

[wazoo1031]

Oh My GAWWWD! That is most unfortunate...I'll bet he drinks Zima and gets CARRRAZZZY on the dance floor...

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

LOL......I just now saw the Czechoslovakian playboy.

My first thought was Balki from "Perfect Strangers".

[BossLady]

Should we start the Mahir fan club??? :o

[Darkchylde]

Oh my dearest Servant, that was cruel.
But I forgive you. I may be lonely, but
not THAT lonely. It is a known fact
that better men exist... or at least
better looking. I don't recall any
that are that honest though.

[humblegunner]

Danged if I have not been approaching this whole woman-finding
thing all wrong for years.. I need to create myself a cheesy
webpage with embarrassing pictures and come off as
"slightly sleazy and pathetic"..

And here I wasted all these years on security and character.

[Allegra]

Danged if I have not been approaching this whole woman-finding thing all wrong for years.. I need to create myself a cheesy webpage with embarrassing pictures and come off as "slightly sleazy and pathetic"..

And then make sure someone posts it on FR.

Are there any pictures of you playing an accordian? Oooooooh, baby!