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1 posted on 07/22/2003 6:40:00 AM PDT by chambley1
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uhhhhhhhhh......

I gotta go.

2 posted on 07/22/2003 6:40:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz (PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
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3 posted on 07/22/2003 6:40:58 AM PDT by chambley1 (n)
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There has to be a Clinton joke in here somewhere.
4 posted on 07/22/2003 6:42:45 AM PDT by Enterprise
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I suppose the next question should be, how does one become a Penile Puppeteer? Is this something we could learn to do at home? And how do you get the puppet's arms to move?
5 posted on 07/22/2003 6:45:26 AM PDT by Chad Fairbanks (Giving Cathryn Crawford The Bird Since 2003)
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Even one County Board member, Chris Zimmerman, seemed unsure that Rosslyn Spectrum was the appropriate setting for the show.

Even a county board member was unsure about it? Well, when even a low level functionary of the local community has doubts . . . What happened to decency? Why do public funds get spent on this crap? We have the government we deserve.
6 posted on 07/22/2003 6:47:29 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay
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without lunatic boards like this, thes two perverts would be haunting subwsays in long trenchcoats exposing themselves to passersby.
7 posted on 07/22/2003 6:47:51 AM PDT by camle (this space for rent)
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No problemo!!

It would be a very simple thing to force the democrats and other America-haters who support this show to back off and agree that it is not appropriate for a public venue. Simply require that they change the name of "Puppetry of the Penis" to include the word "Christian" and you can damn sure bet that the democrats will be quick to agree that it is not appropriate.

8 posted on 07/22/2003 6:52:07 AM PDT by Tacis
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It's for the children.

See Dick. Dick can run. Run Dick run.

Jump Dick. Jump jump jump. Dick can jump high.

Dick can boogie. Boogie Dick. Boogie boogie boogie.

9 posted on 07/22/2003 6:52:50 AM PDT by Enterprise
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This troupe was in Boston earlier this year, and they got some very sick coverage by the Boston Herald, (a major family newspaper, which showed a photo of one of the performers from the back side). This stuff is as sick as it gets. It shocks all moral sensibilities and insults human dignity. We have become a society of profane dogs. When local politicians start defending this deranged "entertainment" as 'freedom of speech', you know it's time to start reading about the fall of the Roman Empire - so you'll get another view at what America has entered into.
10 posted on 07/22/2003 7:00:25 AM PDT by TheCrusader
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Hummmmmmm This must explain the bizzaro picture I got via e-mail the other day. Disturbing to say the least.
11 posted on 07/22/2003 7:04:40 AM PDT by Ditter
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"“We do not regulate legitimate art content,” Carlee said."

I bet they would if the "Penis Puppet" wore a Confederate flag. Or carried a toy gun. Or recited the Ten Commandments.

14 posted on 07/22/2003 7:22:19 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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I have to admit I saw this show in NYC last summer, Girlfriends 35th mid life crisis birthday. We laughed so hard we cried. This is so far from porn. Basically the crowd was made up of bachelorette parties a few married couples and us. The comic who opened the show was a brit and she was hysterical and fully clothed. I dont recommend this show to any of you but it was funny and we all had a good time.
17 posted on 07/22/2003 7:52:06 AM PDT by alisasny
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Plaster this over the posters advertising the event:

"See the ancient art of genital origami!
Free admission for men not wearing underwear!"

34 posted on 07/22/2003 12:01:36 PM PDT by Yehuda (http://www.JewPoint.blogspot.com)
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troupe members call the “ancient art of genital origami,” ???????????

........oh, you mean guys have been jackin off since the missing link? I'm with you there, however I highly doubt that Alley Oop tried to stretch his penis into a rendition of the Eiffel Tower.......Stone Henge maybe.......naaaaah........
37 posted on 07/22/2003 1:28:06 PM PDT by sfvgt ("if you're gonna shoot, shoot.....don't talk"(Tuco: the good, the bad, and the ugly))
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The theme music is "Yank My Doodle, It's A Dandy."
44 posted on 07/22/2003 2:10:45 PM PDT by N. Theknow
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Think they'd feel the same if the show was called the Puppetry of Bill Clinton's Penis?
47 posted on 07/22/2003 2:13:19 PM PDT by MistrX
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There are several dozen emails in my "Deleted" folder that can help them get a bigger...um....part in the play.
48 posted on 07/22/2003 2:14:14 PM PDT by N. Theknow
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It's funny, my husband and I were joking last night that someone should do a male version of the Vagina Monologues, about talking penises and men who allow their penis to run their lives, like Kobe Bryant et alias.
61 posted on 07/23/2003 8:37:02 AM PDT by Eva
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Too bad the Vagina monologues cannot share the stage with the Puppetry of the penis, and vie for "The most offensive jerks, pretending to be artists" award.

67 posted on 07/23/2003 4:28:36 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell (I love sarcasm, don't you?)
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This is bs. Of course, they could stop this show if they wanted to.
68 posted on 07/23/2003 5:31:34 PM PDT by freekitty
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