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THE WINNING UDAY-QUASAY LIMERICK THIS MORNING ON KRLA 870
dfu | July 23, 2003 | dfu

Posted on 07/23/2003 10:41:07 AM PDT by doug from upland

KRLA 870 in Glendale, CA is giving away Disneyland tickets this week. The callers get 15 seconds to be creative and speak about a current issue. I almost won yesterday with a limerick, but today was the lucky day. The prize was four passes for four trips to Disneyland or California Adventure (which sucks big time).

The murdering Uday and Quasay

Liked torture and women and booze-ay

But they ran out of luck

When they didn't hear "duck!"

They're taking their forever snooze-ay


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: allyourlimmericks; arebelongtous; dead; finished; kaboom; kaput; manfromnantucket; poetry; pushingupdaisies; qusay; roomtemp; terminal; uday
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1 posted on 07/23/2003 10:41:07 AM PDT by doug from upland
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To: doug from upland
Or is it Qusay? Who cares.
2 posted on 07/23/2003 10:41:39 AM PDT by doug from upland (Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
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To: doug from upland
lol... I used to listen to rock on KRLA in the 60's... good times long forgotten (well, brought back). Thanks for the laughs and memories.
3 posted on 07/23/2003 10:45:43 AM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: doug from upland
I say, you say, we all say Qusay - NOT!!!!!!!!
4 posted on 07/23/2003 10:45:48 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (Dirty Deeds and They're Done Dirt Cheap)
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To: doug from upland
Nice work...and congratulations.
5 posted on 07/23/2003 10:47:13 AM PDT by syriacus (Dock the pay of politicians when they boycott.)
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To: doug from upland
Someone Freep-mailed me this one:

Qusay and Uday are e-day.
6 posted on 07/23/2003 10:48:05 AM PDT by onyx (Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
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To: doug from upland
Great! Rintense won the quote of the day with:
"Quasay and Uday are eaday"

I sort of like this post from the front/via his "Bro":


My brother is with the 2nd Battlaion, 1st Armored at the Baghdad Airport ("George W. Bush International", that is). He said they were briefed on the operation early yesterday, and then came the official announcement about 9:30 PM local time. After the briefing yesterday, bro sent me a one line e-mail. It said:

"Uday and Qusay are uckfayed"

I kinda liked that...


113 posted on 07/23/2003 11:59 AM EDT by Defend the Second

7 posted on 07/23/2003 10:49:37 AM PDT by hoosiermama (.Prayer for all)
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To: MinuteGal; AnAmericanMother; Librarina; austinTparty
Ping for the Light Verse Brigade.
8 posted on 07/23/2003 10:49:42 AM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
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To: doug from upland
Uday and Quasay

There once were these brothers from Iraq who said, "we cover each others back" The forces attacked the brothers were wacked Now they are lying in a black sack

9 posted on 07/23/2003 10:52:31 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (Ain't nothing worse than feeling obsolete....)
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To: doug from upland
Ol' Uday and Qusay Hussein
To the Iraqis had been quite a pain
But the publics fortune reversed
When the 101st
Deposited lead in their brains
10 posted on 07/23/2003 10:56:27 AM PDT by sirshackleton
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To: doug from upland
You say Uday Today? Qusay pay Uday to lay Ray. Nay say Ray to lay by gay Uday. Qusay play with Ray all day in nice way. No lay no pay for Uday. A jay a Day helps Qusay stay away.
11 posted on 07/23/2003 10:57:43 AM PDT by jetson
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To: doug from upland
I'll try one:

Hussein's sons while in Mosul,

Stopped in for a pot of gruel,

A neighbor who saw, that they stayed for a chaw,

Dropped a dime and the sons were the gruel.

12 posted on 07/23/2003 10:59:08 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: Semper Paratus
There once were sons Uday and QUasay
WHo ended up being quite eaday
THeir father said boys
Don't give way your toys
You'll soon be joined by your Dad day!
13 posted on 07/23/2003 11:05:45 AM PDT by hoosiermama (.Prayer for all)
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To: doug from upland
15 seconds? Go...

There once were two brothers named Uday and Quasay,

who some people claimed were quite dead.

This was denied,

until they were spied,

sprawled out on the floor without heads.

14 posted on 07/23/2003 11:06:10 AM PDT by Labyrinthos
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To: doug from upland
The brothers Uday and Qusay,
Were aces and not a mere deuce-a,
But when blown to shards,
Those devilish cards,
Found their guts had gone terribly loose-a.
15 posted on 07/23/2003 11:07:56 AM PDT by governsleastgovernsbest
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To: dighton
Okay, I apologize in advance, but... (*ahem* to the tune of The Song of the South's "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah")

A clip into Qusay
and a clip in Uday
My, oh my it's bigtime payback day! Plenty of firepower headed their way
So another clip into Qusay
and one more for Uday

Missed that Blackbird above their shoulders?
They went poof! In Iraq you'll
see ev'rything is now satisfactch'll
Unload a clip in Qusay, and a clip in Uday:
They're beyond feeling, dead Qusay and Uday!

16 posted on 07/23/2003 11:08:01 AM PDT by austinTparty
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To: doug from upland
MANSION FOR SALE: Its location
In Mosul is great for vacations,
Although it looks dated,
It's well-ventilated,
And comes with two floor decorations.
17 posted on 07/23/2003 11:10:10 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: austinTparty
How about for the winner a T shirt that says:

"I won the uday qusay limerick contest and all I got was this lousy T shirt!"

18 posted on 07/23/2003 11:12:07 AM PDT by Semper Paratus
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To: doug from upland
At a young defector's urgin'
Uday and Qusay got their purgin'
Uday's teeth were cleft
And the mess that was left
Couldn't be saved by a surgeon.
19 posted on 07/23/2003 11:12:26 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb
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To: doug from upland
Look what you started!
ROFLOL!

Oh do we need the laughter!
20 posted on 07/23/2003 11:12:52 AM PDT by hoosiermama (.Prayer for all)
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To: doug from upland
What? No cheese? That's no limerick without cheese.
21 posted on 07/23/2003 11:14:03 AM PDT by RightWhale (Destroy the dark; restore the light)
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To: doug from upland
Uday and Qusay
Tried to run out of the way
They just died tired.

In Paradise now
Fair virgins greet the martyrs
Then turn up the heat.


22 posted on 07/23/2003 11:17:50 AM PDT by Alouette
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To: Physicist
Post #17... I throw in the towel to that one. And not the one on Qusay's head. Excellent.
23 posted on 07/23/2003 11:18:51 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb
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To: doug from upland
Uday and Qusay Hussein
Both more than a little insane
I can't help but think
It really has to stink
To have hundreds of rounds in your brain

Has anyone seen Uday today?
Last I saw him he laid on Qusay
The brothers together
Were a little under the weather
Thanks to some M-16 spray

Saddam's sons hiding in squallor
Were shot all about their collars
I would have gladly done for free
What the informant did for a fee
Of some American thirty million dollars.
24 posted on 07/23/2003 11:19:13 AM PDT by bigghurtt (http://bigghurtt.com)
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To: sirshackleton
And here's one to accomodate the OH-DIE and KOO-SIGH pronunciations:

Odai loved very fast cars
Qusai loved Cuban cigars
But the chances are nil
That either named thrill
Will be available at Satan's bazaar

25 posted on 07/23/2003 11:19:16 AM PDT by sirshackleton
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To: bedolido
I was a KFWB fan myself.
26 posted on 07/23/2003 11:21:56 AM PDT by snopercod
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To: snopercod
I was a KFWB fan myself.

Yup... had um both on my AM radio. 1962 chevy impala, lowered and trying to stay alive in the San Fernando valley

27 posted on 07/23/2003 11:23:52 AM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: Alouette
Nice work!
28 posted on 07/23/2003 11:24:12 AM PDT by snopercod
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To: doug from upland
Saddam Hussein's sons were such jerks,
That they thought this escape plan would work:
They thought they could fool,
Every Kurd in Mosul,
And just pass for a couple of Turks!
29 posted on 07/23/2003 11:30:38 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: RightWhale
OK, you want cheese, you got cheese. Just remember, you asked for it:

Uday and Qusay were two sleazes
Who thought they were studly big cheeses
But a righteous gun burst
From the Hundred and First
Did spatter them all to Bejeesus.

30 posted on 07/23/2003 11:30:43 AM PDT by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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To: doug from upland
Those artistic young Brothers Hussein
Whose tastes ran to torture and pain
To their father were dutiful
But Iraq is more beautiful
Now we've painted the walls with their brains.
31 posted on 07/23/2003 11:34:52 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: blau993
Most excellent!

Of course a real cheese limerick would earn a visit from Admin Mod. :)

32 posted on 07/23/2003 11:37:56 AM PDT by RightWhale (Destroy the dark; restore the light)
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To: doug from upland
Limericks are fine, but I think this occasion calls for haiku.
33 posted on 07/23/2003 11:38:39 AM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: hoosiermama
For clarification, it was not a limerick contest on KRLA. I was just hoping that a limerick instead of a comment would get me the tickets. It worked.
34 posted on 07/23/2003 11:41:50 AM PDT by doug from upland (Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
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To: All
For those who need some help, here is a site with some limerick writing rules -- CLICK.
35 posted on 07/23/2003 11:46:06 AM PDT by doug from upland (Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
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To: Physicist
I like yours!

Here's mine:

Qusay and Uday and Dad
Were all certifiably mad
While the sons were eating
A bomb came through the ceiling
Now they're gone, it's a shame
Let's get Dad!

36 posted on 07/23/2003 11:46:32 AM PDT by Henrietta
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To: AngryJawa
A problem: two wolves,
Ravaged flocks. Comes the hunter--
Bang! And it is solved.
37 posted on 07/23/2003 11:48:55 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan
That's what I'm talkin' bout!
38 posted on 07/23/2003 11:50:51 AM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: doug from upland
For Saddam's sons Quay and Uday,
Rape, murder and torture were play.
But thanks to our guys,
They're attracting more flies
And soon will be six feet under the clay
39 posted on 07/23/2003 11:51:57 AM PDT by kevkrom (If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
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To: AngryJawa
Uday and Qusay,
You grew a garden of pain -
Harvest time is here.
40 posted on 07/23/2003 11:53:18 AM PDT by talleyman (Land of the freep and home of the brave)
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To: AngryJawa
Limericks are fine, but I think this occasion calls for haiku.

Uday and Qusay
Look pretty much like swiss cheese
But smell a lot worse

41 posted on 07/23/2003 11:54:02 AM PDT by kevkrom (If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
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To: AngryJawa
Uday and Qusay
Which do you think is hotter:
Iraq or Hades?
42 posted on 07/23/2003 11:55:18 AM PDT by sirshackleton
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To: B-Chan
I like yours better - good work!
43 posted on 07/23/2003 11:55:27 AM PDT by talleyman (Land of the freep and home of the brave)
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Ah, welcome to Hell:
No seventy-two virgins
For either of you
44 posted on 07/23/2003 11:57:30 AM PDT by kevkrom (If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
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To: AngryJawa
Evil brothers in hiding
a dime was dropped on them both
Justice Delivered
45 posted on 07/23/2003 11:59:26 AM PDT by ko_kyi
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To: sirshackleton
ROFL! Bring the haiku! Bring it!
46 posted on 07/23/2003 12:00:21 PM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: doug from upland
The Hussein boys were fixin' to blow,
When their transmission started to go,
Then piped up Uday,
"Hey, I think it's okay,
"Our friends have arranged for a TOW."
47 posted on 07/23/2003 12:00:37 PM PDT by Physicist
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To: Physicist
The Hussein boys (now dead)
Were hauled away via flatbed
It's not really that
Either was fat
Just that they're loaded with lead.
48 posted on 07/23/2003 12:06:31 PM PDT by kevkrom (If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
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To: Physicist
"Uday! Our plan was sheer genius!"
"Yes, brother..no Yankees have seen us!"
"But the guy down the block was licking his chops,"
"And was unusually happy to meet us..."
49 posted on 07/23/2003 12:09:01 PM PDT by sirshackleton
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To: ko_kyi
Uday and Qusay

Encounter Task Force Twenty

Someone get a mop

50 posted on 07/23/2003 12:10:32 PM PDT by AngryJawa
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