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THE WINNING UDAY-QUASAY LIMERICK THIS MORNING ON KRLA 870
dfu | July 23, 2003 | dfu

Posted on 07/23/2003 10:41:07 AM PDT by doug from upland

KRLA 870 in Glendale, CA is giving away Disneyland tickets this week. The callers get 15 seconds to be creative and speak about a current issue. I almost won yesterday with a limerick, but today was the lucky day. The prize was four passes for four trips to Disneyland or California Adventure (which sucks big time).

The murdering Uday and Quasay

Liked torture and women and booze-ay

But they ran out of luck

When they didn't hear "duck!"

They're taking their forever snooze-ay


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: allyourlimmericks; arebelongtous; dead; finished; kaboom; kaput; manfromnantucket; poetry; pushingupdaisies; qusay; roomtemp; terminal; uday
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To: doug from upland
What? No cheese? That's no limerick without cheese.
21 posted on 07/23/2003 11:14:03 AM PDT by RightWhale (Destroy the dark; restore the light)
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To: doug from upland
Uday and Qusay
Tried to run out of the way
They just died tired.

In Paradise now
Fair virgins greet the martyrs
Then turn up the heat.


22 posted on 07/23/2003 11:17:50 AM PDT by Alouette
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To: Physicist
Post #17... I throw in the towel to that one. And not the one on Qusay's head. Excellent.
23 posted on 07/23/2003 11:18:51 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb
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To: doug from upland
Uday and Qusay Hussein
Both more than a little insane
I can't help but think
It really has to stink
To have hundreds of rounds in your brain

Has anyone seen Uday today?
Last I saw him he laid on Qusay
The brothers together
Were a little under the weather
Thanks to some M-16 spray

Saddam's sons hiding in squallor
Were shot all about their collars
I would have gladly done for free
What the informant did for a fee
Of some American thirty million dollars.
24 posted on 07/23/2003 11:19:13 AM PDT by bigghurtt (http://bigghurtt.com)
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To: sirshackleton
And here's one to accomodate the OH-DIE and KOO-SIGH pronunciations:

Odai loved very fast cars
Qusai loved Cuban cigars
But the chances are nil
That either named thrill
Will be available at Satan's bazaar

25 posted on 07/23/2003 11:19:16 AM PDT by sirshackleton
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To: bedolido
I was a KFWB fan myself.
26 posted on 07/23/2003 11:21:56 AM PDT by snopercod
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To: snopercod
I was a KFWB fan myself.

Yup... had um both on my AM radio. 1962 chevy impala, lowered and trying to stay alive in the San Fernando valley

27 posted on 07/23/2003 11:23:52 AM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: Alouette
Nice work!
28 posted on 07/23/2003 11:24:12 AM PDT by snopercod
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To: doug from upland
Saddam Hussein's sons were such jerks,
That they thought this escape plan would work:
They thought they could fool,
Every Kurd in Mosul,
And just pass for a couple of Turks!
29 posted on 07/23/2003 11:30:38 AM PDT by Physicist
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To: RightWhale
OK, you want cheese, you got cheese. Just remember, you asked for it:

Uday and Qusay were two sleazes
Who thought they were studly big cheeses
But a righteous gun burst
From the Hundred and First
Did spatter them all to Bejeesus.

30 posted on 07/23/2003 11:30:43 AM PDT by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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To: doug from upland
Those artistic young Brothers Hussein
Whose tastes ran to torture and pain
To their father were dutiful
But Iraq is more beautiful
Now we've painted the walls with their brains.
31 posted on 07/23/2003 11:34:52 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: blau993
Most excellent!

Of course a real cheese limerick would earn a visit from Admin Mod. :)

32 posted on 07/23/2003 11:37:56 AM PDT by RightWhale (Destroy the dark; restore the light)
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To: doug from upland
Limericks are fine, but I think this occasion calls for haiku.
33 posted on 07/23/2003 11:38:39 AM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: hoosiermama
For clarification, it was not a limerick contest on KRLA. I was just hoping that a limerick instead of a comment would get me the tickets. It worked.
34 posted on 07/23/2003 11:41:50 AM PDT by doug from upland (Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
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To: All
For those who need some help, here is a site with some limerick writing rules -- CLICK.
35 posted on 07/23/2003 11:46:06 AM PDT by doug from upland (Bill - go away...Hillary - go away.....you have done enough damage to this great Republic)
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To: Physicist
I like yours!

Here's mine:

Qusay and Uday and Dad
Were all certifiably mad
While the sons were eating
A bomb came through the ceiling
Now they're gone, it's a shame
Let's get Dad!

36 posted on 07/23/2003 11:46:32 AM PDT by Henrietta
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To: AngryJawa
A problem: two wolves,
Ravaged flocks. Comes the hunter--
Bang! And it is solved.
37 posted on 07/23/2003 11:48:55 AM PDT by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: B-Chan
That's what I'm talkin' bout!
38 posted on 07/23/2003 11:50:51 AM PDT by AngryJawa
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To: doug from upland
For Saddam's sons Quay and Uday,
Rape, murder and torture were play.
But thanks to our guys,
They're attracting more flies
And soon will be six feet under the clay
39 posted on 07/23/2003 11:51:57 AM PDT by kevkrom (If you can't say something nice, well, then you're probably talking about a Clinton)
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To: AngryJawa
Uday and Qusay,
You grew a garden of pain -
Harvest time is here.
40 posted on 07/23/2003 11:53:18 AM PDT by talleyman (Land of the freep and home of the brave)
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