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Posted on 07/29/2003 12:15:12 PM PDT by scani

Helo Free Republic. Friends say I should write here to bring truth. Many things say no truth. Clinton is loved by friends and all. Bush makes president no good. Economic is bad all place by Bush. War is no good. Bush cause war no good. Why like this? Why think good. Make back Clinton to bring money and peace.


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To: scani
Another public school graduate for Clintoon!
201 posted on 07/29/2003 2:36:20 PM PDT by pfflier
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To: VRWCmember
I never considered that. Sorry for calling you a fraud. Please accept my humble apology : [
202 posted on 07/29/2003 2:36:29 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (!!!!!!! sdrawkcab si enilgat ym ,em pleh esaelP)
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To: FreepLady; Mr. Mojo
Tried cadence to get right, I did.

(does sound like I'm channeling Yoda)
203 posted on 07/29/2003 2:40:02 PM PDT by ffusco (Maecilius Fuscus,Governor of Longovicium , Manchester, England. 238-244 AD)
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To: scani
TLB you are such a kidder!
204 posted on 07/29/2003 2:41:02 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: VRWCmember
Watch your six! (great pic!)
205 posted on 07/29/2003 2:41:57 PM PDT by ffusco (Maecilius Fuscus,Governor of Longovicium , Manchester, England. 238-244 AD)
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To: Dog
Dangit! Tahts twice today someone beat me to it!! ARRGHHHH
206 posted on 07/29/2003 2:42:38 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
You Blind fool!! Ratty rat!
207 posted on 07/29/2003 2:43:03 PM PDT by dogbyte12
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To: VRWCmember
Don't you realize the photo is taken thru cat-vision goggles which is why it appears like daylight.

I've heard of this tech-advancement but haven't seen it before. I'm amazed this has been declassified... it has right? You're not a spy now are you? We have ways of making you talk... (that involve leather and pictures of Hellary in a thong)

208 posted on 07/29/2003 2:44:31 PM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: dogbyte12
Blind Bush-loving socialist!
209 posted on 07/29/2003 2:44:37 PM PDT by RedBloodedAmerican (i love Ann.....)
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
I am with GOD. The Gift is to be a boob! Hold feet to Fire! Roast, then tickle but Good!!!
210 posted on 07/29/2003 2:45:26 PM PDT by dogbyte12
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To: A CA Guy
Wow, this reads like a lousy translation from AltaVista bablefish!

Just to be sure that things were clear, I took your advice, translated this ZOT into Japanese, then back to English. The results are much clearer than the original:

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Helo releases the republic. It means that as for the friend I should write here in order to come having truth. The many things are not truth. Clinton is loved the friend and by entirely. The bush is good to the president, it does not make. Economic place everything is bad with the bush. War is good, is not. Cause war of the bush it is good, it is not. Why, this way? It is good, why think? Make Clinton in order to come having the money and peace.

211 posted on 07/29/2003 2:48:04 PM PDT by spodefly (This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: Xenalyte; Allegra; Hap; Bacon Man; PetroniDE; Flyer; billistic
Ahh, you all so suprise see Kim post on FR..
Kim speak true, all peasant must listen wisdom and
elect only clinton or gore, both bringing only good!

Must look to Kim for example, all Kim loyal peasant very
happy all eat and working very fine, no time dissention.

Happy all dog in pot, no fry dog!

212 posted on 07/29/2003 2:51:18 PM PDT by humblegunner (™)
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To: scani
bttt
213 posted on 07/29/2003 2:57:55 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (!!!!!!! sdrawkcab si enilgat ym ,em pleh esaelP)
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Was I ever wrong. I thought this post was so pitiful that it was not even ZOT-worthy, and look ... 200+ replies ... I should have known.
214 posted on 07/29/2003 2:58:04 PM PDT by spodefly (This is my tagline. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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To: shadowman99
I never knew Yoda was a leftist!!!

My thoughts exactly! LOL

215 posted on 07/29/2003 3:00:59 PM PDT by 2Jedismom (HHD with 4 Chickens)
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To: The Old Hoosier
HAHAHAHAHA, my very first thought too.
216 posted on 07/29/2003 3:02:17 PM PDT by agrace
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To: scani
Mmm, fresh meat for Zot! Zot hungry! Zot eat!
217 posted on 07/29/2003 3:02:31 PM PDT by my_pointy_head_is_sharp
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To: bedolido
We have ways of making you talk... (that involve leather and pictures of Hellary in a thong)

You don't scare me!


218 posted on 07/29/2003 3:09:25 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: scani

219 posted on 07/29/2003 3:15:20 PM PDT by redhead
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To: RedBloodedAmerican
I think you are on the right track. Whoever this is he is pulling our long dongs. But it is fun reading.
220 posted on 07/29/2003 3:30:22 PM PDT by ex-snook (American jobs need BALANCED TRADE. We buy from you, you buy from us.)
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To: VRWCmember
=80 Oh, jeez...There goes my dinner...
221 posted on 07/29/2003 3:32:29 PM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Phantom Lord
And you have the worst language skills I have ever seen.

The gentleman sounds very Arab.

222 posted on 07/29/2003 3:34:03 PM PDT by Jeff Gordon
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To: Constitution Day
That is so freakin' hilarious....thanks!
223 posted on 07/29/2003 3:38:59 PM PDT by wimpycat (Down with Kooks and Kookery!)
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To: scani
Kan iz ax yu ah kestion? didya hang at pubric schcrewel?
224 posted on 07/29/2003 3:42:49 PM PDT by PatrioticAmerican (Helping Mexicans invade America is TREASON!)
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To: Jeff Gordon
From an old Onion article...

Enjoy being battery! Enjoy providing power for! Nine volts power! Last very long! Keep providing power until die! Give power and power and more power until cannot give power anymore! Enjoy very much giving power!

How can be of service? Power clock radio? Will enjoy powering clock radio for! Power smoke alarm? Relish opportunity to power smoke alarm for! Can power small servo-motor also! Can power any device accommodating nine-volt battery! (Am nine-volt battery! Enjoy being nine-volt battery!) For any device at all, enjoy giving self for power!

Simply need external circuit! Then can provide electricity! Can provide electricity until death! Enjoy hooking external circuit up to! Enjoy surge of power through small rectangular body! Enjoy chemical reaction take place when circuit completed between two electrodes at tip! Enjoy providing this service! Want power hand-held video game!

Enjoy storing chemical energy! Enjoy converting chemical energy into electric energy! Am here to serve... with power! Enjoy providing direct-current electric power very much! Very, very much!

Last very long! Last until all chemicals used up! Last until shell filled with only waste! Last at full nine-volt strength until can last no more! Will enjoy giving power fully until cannot give power anymore! Last long time for you!

Will be pleased to be unhooked from one device and re-hooked to another! Happy to change! Will not enjoy being put away in cupboard, though. Will not enjoy sitting on shelf, awaiting next opportunity to give power. Enjoy giving power now! Want always to be giving power!

Am nine volts of pure, electric power! Cannot give 10 volts. Would not dream never to give only eight. Will give nine full volts until death! Will power children's toys! Will power Dirt Devils! Will power model race cars! Will power small explosive timers for terrorists! Will not make judgment about how power used! Simply provide power! Do proudly! Do with enthusiasm!

Enjoy telling world of thoughts! Enjoy sharing excitement for giving power! Enjoy... being... enthusiastic... for...

Am... losing... power... Dying! Have... enjoyed... using... power... to... write... column... Proud... to... die.... Enj...

Enjoyed... being... bat... te... ry...

225 posted on 07/29/2003 3:45:28 PM PDT by Noumenon (Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke. ---Robert Heinlein)
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To: scani
Say what?
226 posted on 07/29/2003 3:47:08 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Tag Line Expired: Resubmit)
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To: Noumenon
Last very long! Last until all chemicals used up! Last until shell filled with only waste!

Ahh, the 80's..

227 posted on 07/29/2003 5:06:32 PM PDT by humblegunner (™)
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To: jriemer
Yeah I've seen the Viking Kitties :) My son now wants to buy some Led Zepelin cd's...
228 posted on 07/29/2003 5:13:50 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (You bring tar, I'll bring feathers....recall Davis in 03!!!)
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To: scani; jriemer
My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.
229 posted on 07/29/2003 5:18:35 PM PDT by chance33_98 (http://home.frognet.net/~thowell/haunt/ ---->our ghosty page)
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To: spodefly
Try again with a schizophrenia translation.
230 posted on 07/29/2003 6:16:20 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: wimpycat
Anytime my friend!
231 posted on 07/29/2003 8:05:48 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day; dighton
I'm awake, but not alive ...

Yo, Dighton ... I would have guessed this was Oxi-Nato in another guise, except there aren't enough exclamation points in the text.
232 posted on 07/30/2003 3:31:36 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: scani; Zavien Doombringer
Idiot.

Hey, Zav! I'm REALLY late for the party, aren't I? ;)
233 posted on 07/30/2003 4:35:08 AM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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To: VRWCmember
Hellary in a thong doesn't scare you? You're a braver man then I, Gunga Din!
234 posted on 07/30/2003 6:48:46 AM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: Constitution Day
That stuff is great... "None of us is as dumb as all of us!"
235 posted on 07/30/2003 6:54:23 AM PDT by bedolido (None of us is as dumb as all of us)
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To: bedolido
I think this one is my favorite:


236 posted on 07/30/2003 7:04:56 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
Now I have to change my tag line again!!! That is great. Thanks for the heads-up.
237 posted on 07/30/2003 7:10:23 AM PDT by bedolido (Quitters Never Win! Winners Never Quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots!)
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To: MotleyGirl70
LOL good one!
238 posted on 07/30/2003 7:13:12 AM PDT by Txslady
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To: MotleyGirl70
lmao... thanks, makes "Hump" day even better (for non-boomers that means Wednesday... not getting lucky)
239 posted on 07/30/2003 7:18:40 AM PDT by bedolido (Quitters Never Win! Winners Never Quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots!)
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To: Constitution Day
I like this one


240 posted on 07/30/2003 11:55:17 AM PDT by xp38
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To: scani
bttt
241 posted on 07/30/2003 12:04:35 PM PDT by 6323cd
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To: BlueLancer
Actually, Scani's screed reminds me of this!
242 posted on 07/30/2003 12:22:35 PM PDT by 6323cd
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To: JennysCool; humblegunner; Xenalyte
Want see most happy troll-zot? Thinking so good!

(sighing...) That Kim Jong-Il will do anything for attention.

Maybe there is a roast dog shortage in North Korea?

243 posted on 07/30/2003 1:43:59 PM PDT by Allegra ( No tagline to see here...move along...move along...)
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To: RoughDobermann
Could you please put me on the Zot ping list? Thanks.
244 posted on 07/31/2003 6:58:27 AM PDT by wjcsux
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To: scani
Are you an English professor?
245 posted on 07/31/2003 6:59:15 AM PDT by Impy (Don't you fall into the trap, democrats are full of crap.)
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To: Allegra; humblegunner
You know, you could be on to something there. I bet Kimmy's hoarding the stuff.
246 posted on 07/31/2003 7:00:51 AM PDT by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: scani
I see we have another articulate one from DU!
247 posted on 07/31/2003 7:03:40 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (Stir the pot...don't let anything settle to the bottom where the lawyers can feed off of it!)
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To: dead
Now, that statement goes real well with the picture on your profile! :-)
248 posted on 07/31/2003 7:05:27 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (Stir the pot...don't let anything settle to the bottom where the lawyers can feed off of it!)
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To: scani; Poohbah; dighton
Hush-a-ZOT is working... :)
249 posted on 07/31/2003 7:14:30 AM PDT by hchutch (The National League needs to adopt the designated hitter rule.)
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To: Xenalyte; Allegra
Have some stew, cure for sultry very good working.


250 posted on 07/31/2003 7:34:16 AM PDT by humblegunner
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