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ZZzzzzot!! helo Free Republic
scani

Posted on 07/29/2003 12:15:12 PM PDT by scani

Helo Free Republic. Friends say I should write here to bring truth. Many things say no truth. Clinton is loved by friends and all. Bush makes president no good. Economic is bad all place by Bush. War is no good. Bush cause war no good. Why like this? Why think good. Make back Clinton to bring money and peace.


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To: VRWCmember
=80 Oh, jeez...There goes my dinner...
221 posted on 07/29/2003 3:32:29 PM PDT by mewzilla
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To: Phantom Lord
And you have the worst language skills I have ever seen.

The gentleman sounds very Arab.

222 posted on 07/29/2003 3:34:03 PM PDT by Jeff Gordon
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To: Constitution Day
That is so freakin' hilarious....thanks!
223 posted on 07/29/2003 3:38:59 PM PDT by wimpycat (Down with Kooks and Kookery!)
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To: scani
Kan iz ax yu ah kestion? didya hang at pubric schcrewel?
224 posted on 07/29/2003 3:42:49 PM PDT by PatrioticAmerican (Helping Mexicans invade America is TREASON!)
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To: Jeff Gordon
From an old Onion article...

Enjoy being battery! Enjoy providing power for! Nine volts power! Last very long! Keep providing power until die! Give power and power and more power until cannot give power anymore! Enjoy very much giving power!

How can be of service? Power clock radio? Will enjoy powering clock radio for! Power smoke alarm? Relish opportunity to power smoke alarm for! Can power small servo-motor also! Can power any device accommodating nine-volt battery! (Am nine-volt battery! Enjoy being nine-volt battery!) For any device at all, enjoy giving self for power!

Simply need external circuit! Then can provide electricity! Can provide electricity until death! Enjoy hooking external circuit up to! Enjoy surge of power through small rectangular body! Enjoy chemical reaction take place when circuit completed between two electrodes at tip! Enjoy providing this service! Want power hand-held video game!

Enjoy storing chemical energy! Enjoy converting chemical energy into electric energy! Am here to serve... with power! Enjoy providing direct-current electric power very much! Very, very much!

Last very long! Last until all chemicals used up! Last until shell filled with only waste! Last at full nine-volt strength until can last no more! Will enjoy giving power fully until cannot give power anymore! Last long time for you!

Will be pleased to be unhooked from one device and re-hooked to another! Happy to change! Will not enjoy being put away in cupboard, though. Will not enjoy sitting on shelf, awaiting next opportunity to give power. Enjoy giving power now! Want always to be giving power!

Am nine volts of pure, electric power! Cannot give 10 volts. Would not dream never to give only eight. Will give nine full volts until death! Will power children's toys! Will power Dirt Devils! Will power model race cars! Will power small explosive timers for terrorists! Will not make judgment about how power used! Simply provide power! Do proudly! Do with enthusiasm!

Enjoy telling world of thoughts! Enjoy sharing excitement for giving power! Enjoy... being... enthusiastic... for...

Am... losing... power... Dying! Have... enjoyed... using... power... to... write... column... Proud... to... die.... Enj...

Enjoyed... being... bat... te... ry...

225 posted on 07/29/2003 3:45:28 PM PDT by Noumenon (Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke. ---Robert Heinlein)
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To: scani
Say what?
226 posted on 07/29/2003 3:47:08 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Tag Line Expired: Resubmit)
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To: Noumenon
Last very long! Last until all chemicals used up! Last until shell filled with only waste!

Ahh, the 80's..

227 posted on 07/29/2003 5:06:32 PM PDT by humblegunner (™)
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To: jriemer
Yeah I've seen the Viking Kitties :) My son now wants to buy some Led Zepelin cd's...
228 posted on 07/29/2003 5:13:50 PM PDT by TheSpottedOwl (You bring tar, I'll bring feathers....recall Davis in 03!!!)
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To: scani; jriemer
My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.
229 posted on 07/29/2003 5:18:35 PM PDT by chance33_98 (http://home.frognet.net/~thowell/haunt/ ---->our ghosty page)
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To: spodefly
Try again with a schizophrenia translation.
230 posted on 07/29/2003 6:16:20 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: wimpycat
Anytime my friend!
231 posted on 07/29/2003 8:05:48 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day; dighton
I'm awake, but not alive ...

Yo, Dighton ... I would have guessed this was Oxi-Nato in another guise, except there aren't enough exclamation points in the text.
232 posted on 07/30/2003 3:31:36 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: scani; Zavien Doombringer
Idiot.

Hey, Zav! I'm REALLY late for the party, aren't I? ;)
233 posted on 07/30/2003 4:35:08 AM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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To: VRWCmember
Hellary in a thong doesn't scare you? You're a braver man then I, Gunga Din!
234 posted on 07/30/2003 6:48:46 AM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: Constitution Day
That stuff is great... "None of us is as dumb as all of us!"
235 posted on 07/30/2003 6:54:23 AM PDT by bedolido (None of us is as dumb as all of us)
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To: bedolido
I think this one is my favorite:


236 posted on 07/30/2003 7:04:56 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Constitution Day
Now I have to change my tag line again!!! That is great. Thanks for the heads-up.
237 posted on 07/30/2003 7:10:23 AM PDT by bedolido (Quitters Never Win! Winners Never Quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots!)
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To: MotleyGirl70
LOL good one!
238 posted on 07/30/2003 7:13:12 AM PDT by Txslady
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To: MotleyGirl70
lmao... thanks, makes "Hump" day even better (for non-boomers that means Wednesday... not getting lucky)
239 posted on 07/30/2003 7:18:40 AM PDT by bedolido (Quitters Never Win! Winners Never Quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots!)
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To: Constitution Day
I like this one


240 posted on 07/30/2003 11:55:17 AM PDT by xp38
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