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To: Orangedog
"I swear to God I didn't know turkeys couldn't fly."
18 posted on 07/29/2003 3:46:33 PM PDT by Howlin (Everybody wave to the Copy and Paster in Chief!)
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To: Howlin
“It's a helicopter, and it's coming this way. It's flying something behind it, I can't quite make it out, it's a large banner and it says, uh - Happy... Thaaaaanksss... giving! ... From ... W ... K ... R... P!! No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!”

21 posted on 07/29/2003 3:51:08 PM PDT by rockprof
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To: Howlin
"Oh, the humanity!"
22 posted on 07/29/2003 3:51:16 PM PDT by Orangedog (Soccer-Moms are the biggest threat to your freedoms and the republic !)
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To: Howlin
"I swear to God I didn't know turkeys couldn't fly."


Shhhhhh..... don't tell no one that them turkeys climb up those trees to roost..... Heck if they knew that they'd be setting traps on the ground for them.....
28 posted on 07/29/2003 3:53:38 PM PDT by deport
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