Posted on 07/30/2003 4:15:21 PM PDT by Maelstrom
{Adapted for correctness}
A girl going to college prided herself on her liberal activism. Her father though was a staunch conservative. When she came home for spring break she challenged her father to defend his unfair conservative beliefs.
Her father asked her, "How are your grades?"
She proudly announced she had a straight 4.0, but it took a lot of work. She wasn't able to go out nights and couldn't take weekends off from studying. She stayed up late working hard for her grades during the week.
Her father asked her, "Well how are your best friend's grades?"
"She's barely holding onto a 2.0. She goes out during the week and clubs over the weekends. Sometimes she has to skip class because she's hungover," she said.
He suggested, "Well, why don't you ask her to go to the dean's office and request him to deduct a point of GPA from your grade and add a point of GPA to hers? That'll give you both a 3.0 GPA and make everyone happy."
"That's not fair! I worked hard for my grades."
"Welcome to conservatism."
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