Morford: George W. Bush Means Nothing

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, August 1, 2003 | Mark Morford, Unrequited Bush Obsessive

[presidio9]

Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly, shove this country into a bloody unwinnable war and lie about all the reasons why, gouge the economy and ruin the schools and embarrass the nation every single day as you mangle grammar and meaning and truth. It doesn't really matter.

[Tijeras_Slim]

One day this guy's head will literally explode.

[drella8566]

Wow. That must be some good Thai bud.

[Roughneck]

"*****Maybe this gives you the illusion of power and control. Maybe this makes you feel all phallic and handsome and virile as if your toupee isn't rank and askew and your slacks wrinkled and your children in rehab and your sexless wife popping Zoloft like M&Ms. Titter******"


I Guess this little outburst makes the writer feel the same way.

Listen up bud, there is a cure for impotence out there, go find it and leave the big boys alone.

[wysiwyg]

I'm not even going to read this ("Morford" = "Barf Alert"), but I'll make this observation: Morford has some real issues and should seek counseling. ;-)

[Pikamax]

looks like someone got on his nerves, must have read the business reports or something.

[wideawake]

I wonder how much the Chronicle actually pays Morford to write himself these public love letters in their pages?

[danneskjold]

You cannot reach me.

I don't think anyone can, nor does anyone want to...

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Just when I think Ms. Morford could not become any more incomprehensible, she proves me wrong. She needs to step away from the bong...

[Miss Marple]

This person is insane.

Some sexually transmitted diseases lie dormant and then reappear as brain lesions. Perhaps this is the explanation.

[ChadGore]

Mark Morford STOP THE HATE!

[LanPB01]

I still find it mindboggling that someone PAYS this guy for this stuff! It's not even funny, on top of the fact that it's idiotic.

[drc43]

To quote a famous prime minister, "Visceral Antipathy".

Wow

[rhombus]

Does this qualify as hate speech? The writer who is fast and lose with the facts sure seems to be seething in hatred.

[Spruce]

Wow! This is one angry soddomite.

[BushCountry]

GW has reached him and his ilk and driven them completely insane. This article is ROTFLMAO funny and the author is trying to be serious. I think?

[netmilsmom]

This sounds like a kindergarten rant with a large amount of big words.
Someone needs a nap.

[speedy]

Yep, definitely off the meds today. Is this the guy who used to record as Napoleon XIV? Get the nets.

[finnman69]

Heeeeeees baaacccccckkkkk!

One ritalin smoothie to go please.

[Jerry Attrick]

God will reach him.....in due time.

[FreedomPoster]

I am encouraged when I see this kind of material coming from the public opinion shapers of the Left. They are guaranteeing that *no* thinking, serious people will support their cause.

[codercpc]

All I can say is WOW!

[JOE6PAK]

Who took a leak in this guys corn flakes? Must be doing crack.

[TexasNative2000]

Maybe this gives you the illusion of power and control. Maybe this makes you feel all phallic and handsome and virile as if your toupee isn't rank and askew and your slacks wrinkled and your children in rehab and your sexless wife popping Zoloft like M&Ms

Sounds like he's writing about Michael Dukakis.

[Owl_Eagle]

C'mon, take it easy on Ms. Mofford.  They just raised the price of gold spray paint.

 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

[Ayn Rand wannabe]

I think this person has some serious angst and issues and should be seeking help...

[sauropod]

Indeed.

[T Lady]

Where does the Chronicle get these people?! Drug rehabs or flop houses? What gives here?!

-Regards, T>

[nerdwithamachinegun]

This is a pretty funny piece after reading the James Woods/Salon post and Treason.

Moford used to get my blood pressure up. Now Moford's merely amusing.

[mystery-ak]

A perfect example of *this is your brain on drugs*.

[dead]

unwinnable war

Right there, you realize his forte is not journalism.

Chin wiping, maybe, but not journalism.

[ICX]

*Here is my phone number: 555-LICK. *

I don't doubt that.

Wow, she sure is fired up today. I guess she didn't burn off enough of that Ecstacy at her all night gloryhole S&M rave. Maybe she should stop calling Bush 'honey,' too. just a thought.

By the way, Ms Morford - If Trent Lott is destined to be a footnote in history, where does that leave room for a barely-in-the-closet excuse for a columnist with an agenda just to the left of SDS and the temperament of a freshly kicked chihuahua?

[Alberta's Child]

I liken this guy's column to a rant of a deranged lunatic who is sitting in a burning house, howling to the gathering crowd that he will never let the fire department come to rescue him.

If you think he sounds insane now, imagine how much worse it will get when he finds out that the fire trucks he can hear in the distance are actually going to someone else's house to get a kitten out of a tree.

[woofie]

One day this guy's head will literally explode.

It may already have exploded...Im ordering a search

[eyespysomething]

Here it is: You are I am immaterial. You are I am of zero nutritional value and are indigestible like corn and just pass right through. Do you I understand?

Obviously not.

[11B3]

To quote another FReeper from another post by Morford: "The medallion on this guy's necklace has hit more balls than Pete Rose ever did."

This post makes him sound as though he's running a little low on the man-milk and is having withdrawals. She should get the surgery and be done with the gender tension.

[gedeon3]

This 'person' is actually projecting his/her worthlessness on somebody else. This pig is actually the one that matters not. This 'person' is the one that will be forgotten in some cemetery. This animal has AIDS calling his/her name.

[Constitution Day]

2-suppository alert!

[r9etb]

I never read Miss Morford's stuff, and this was no exception.

I just wanted to point out the irony of tossing so many words about a guy who "means nothing."

Personally, I think Morford's probably got the hots for W.

[Atlantian]

Compared to this guy, Molly Irvins is a Bush Babe.

[CCCV]

You are immaterial.
Then why are you so irritated?
Wait a minuite! Aren't WE supposed to be the ones spewing hate?

[carton253]

OH MY WORD! That got printed in a major newspaper?

[anniegetyourgun]

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK

[ReaganRevolution]

Good grief, this guy needs serious professional help. He has no soul and is filled with hatred.

[PhiKapMom]

Tell this despicable writer to go read the White House Report on Iraq -- excerpts were posted on the Countdown thread linked below:

COUNTDOWN (458 DAYS) TO VICTORY '04 -- Operation Iraqi Freedom -- A White House Special Report (MUST READ)

After he thoroughly reads this Report on Iraq compiled from news sources around the world, I want him to tell his readers just how bad President Bush was when he removed a brutal dictator and his regime! And just how bad he because he wants Americans to be safe from dictators like Saddam -- maybe this writer should have gone to Iraq and see what it was like to live under a ruthless dictator where an article like this would have had him tortued and shot.

Have absolutely zero tolerance for scum writers like this and less use for the SF Chronicle that gives him a forum to spew his venom!

[Reo]

"This is what makes it so fun to watch"

Actually, what is so fun to watch is liberals hyperventilating.

[prairiebreeze]

I was going to suggest a chill pill for Mr. Morford who has worked himself into a lather. But I like your Rx better.

Prairie

[axel f]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Someone's crazy.

This guy gets more amusing every week.

[CalvaryJohn]

More Morford! More! ROTFLMAO! I'm gonna save this one to show my grandson. I'll be able to tell him I was there The Day The Left Left Reality Behind. God, I love it so. To the above poster- read it, man, it will put a smile on your face. What a day!

[50sDad]

Does this qualify as hate speech?

In the Liberal mind, this is an example of tolerance. You should see what he would write if he wern't such a funloving bag of "awareness and orgasm and breath."

This pustule absolutely hates all that is normal. No, strike that, he feels qualified to erase everything that has been normal for two thousand years, and insist that his own self-indulgent hendonism is the new standard for normal. The absolute hatered he feels for the Red, flyover country is dripping in this article. He despises normal, mom and pop apple pie, and instead demands proudly that he is a dope-smoking, pornography eating god, who of course knows better than you and I (and God, for that matter) what is good.

What was the Scripture reference? Something about in the Last Days, there would be people who took pride in the things of which they ought to be ashamed?