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Morford: George W. Bush Means Nothing
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, August 1, 2003 | Mark Morford, Unrequited Bush Obsessive

Posted on 08/01/2003 6:45:18 AM PDT by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:43:07 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly, shove this country into a bloody unwinnable war and lie about all the reasons why, gouge the economy and ruin the schools and embarrass the nation every single day as you mangle grammar and meaning and truth. It doesn't really matter.


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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: algorelostgetoverit; bushhater; bushobsessed; leatherstrappythings; loonyleft; mandatorybarfalert; mba; missmorford; morford
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1 posted on 08/01/2003 6:45:18 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
One day this guy's head will literally explode.
2 posted on 08/01/2003 6:47:04 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: presidio9
Wow. That must be some good Thai bud.
3 posted on 08/01/2003 6:47:52 AM PDT by drella8566
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To: presidio9
"*****Maybe this gives you the illusion of power and control. Maybe this makes you feel all phallic and handsome and virile as if your toupee isn't rank and askew and your slacks wrinkled and your children in rehab and your sexless wife popping Zoloft like M&Ms. Titter******"


I Guess this little outburst makes the writer feel the same way.

Listen up bud, there is a cure for impotence out there, go find it and leave the big boys alone.
4 posted on 08/01/2003 6:48:15 AM PDT by Roughneck (Starve the Beast!)
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To: presidio9
I'm not even going to read this ("Morford" = "Barf Alert"), but I'll make this observation: Morford has some real issues and should seek counseling. ;-)
5 posted on 08/01/2003 6:48:33 AM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: presidio9
looks like someone got on his nerves, must have read the business reports or something.
6 posted on 08/01/2003 6:48:54 AM PDT by Pikamax
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To: presidio9
I wonder how much the Chronicle actually pays Morford to write himself these public love letters in their pages?
7 posted on 08/01/2003 6:49:02 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: presidio9
You cannot reach me.

I don't think anyone can, nor does anyone want to...

8 posted on 08/01/2003 6:49:04 AM PDT by danneskjold
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To: presidio9
Just when I think Ms. Morford could not become any more incomprehensible, she proves me wrong. She needs to step away from the bong...
9 posted on 08/01/2003 6:49:13 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: presidio9
This person is insane.

Some sexually transmitted diseases lie dormant and then reappear as brain lesions. Perhaps this is the explanation.

10 posted on 08/01/2003 6:49:18 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: presidio9
Mark Morford STOP THE HATE!
11 posted on 08/01/2003 6:49:40 AM PDT by ChadGore (Kakkate Koi!)
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To: presidio9
I still find it mindboggling that someone PAYS this guy for this stuff! It's not even funny, on top of the fact that it's idiotic.
12 posted on 08/01/2003 6:49:48 AM PDT by LanPB01
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To: presidio9
To quote a famous prime minister, "Visceral Antipathy".

Wow

13 posted on 08/01/2003 6:49:55 AM PDT by drc43
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To: presidio9
Does this qualify as hate speech? The writer who is fast and lose with the facts sure seems to be seething in hatred.
14 posted on 08/01/2003 6:50:18 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: presidio9
Wow! This is one angry soddomite.
15 posted on 08/01/2003 6:50:39 AM PDT by Spruce
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To: presidio9
GW has reached him and his ilk and driven them completely insane. This article is ROTFLMAO funny and the author is trying to be serious. I think?
16 posted on 08/01/2003 6:50:42 AM PDT by BushCountry (To the last, I will grapple with Democrats. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at Liberals.)
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To: presidio9
This sounds like a kindergarten rant with a large amount of big words.
Someone needs a nap.
17 posted on 08/01/2003 6:50:42 AM PDT by netmilsmom (God Bless our President, those with him & our troops)
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To: wysiwyg
Yep, definitely off the meds today. Is this the guy who used to record as Napoleon XIV? Get the nets.
18 posted on 08/01/2003 6:51:17 AM PDT by speedy
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To: presidio9
Heeeeeees baaacccccckkkkk!

One ritalin smoothie to go please.
19 posted on 08/01/2003 6:51:18 AM PDT by finnman69 (!)
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To: danneskjold
God will reach him.....in due time.
20 posted on 08/01/2003 6:51:33 AM PDT by Jerry Attrick
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To: presidio9
I am encouraged when I see this kind of material coming from the public opinion shapers of the Left. They are guaranteeing that *no* thinking, serious people will support their cause.
21 posted on 08/01/2003 6:51:37 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (this space intentionally blank)
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To: presidio9
All I can say is WOW!
22 posted on 08/01/2003 6:51:53 AM PDT by codercpc
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To: presidio9
Who took a leak in this guys corn flakes? Must be doing crack.
23 posted on 08/01/2003 6:52:22 AM PDT by JOE6PAK (Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.)
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To: Roughneck
Maybe this gives you the illusion of power and control. Maybe this makes you feel all phallic and handsome and virile as if your toupee isn't rank and askew and your slacks wrinkled and your children in rehab and your sexless wife popping Zoloft like M&Ms

Sounds like he's writing about Michael Dukakis.

24 posted on 08/01/2003 6:52:52 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 (The joy of the Lord is my strength)
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To: drella8566; presidio9
C'mon, take it easy on Ms. Mofford.  They just raised the price of gold spray paint.
 

Owl_Eagle

”Unleash the Hogs of Peace.”
P.J. O'Rourke Parliament of Whores

25 posted on 08/01/2003 6:53:03 AM PDT by South Hawthorne ("Europeans lost the will to live the moral life long ago." - Ben Shapiro)
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To: presidio9
I think this person has some serious angst and issues and should be seeking help...
26 posted on 08/01/2003 6:53:27 AM PDT by Ayn Rand wannabe (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: drella8566; hellinahandcart; countrydummy; KLT
Indeed.
27 posted on 08/01/2003 6:53:28 AM PDT by sauropod ("Come over here and make me. I dare you. You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake.")
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To: presidio9
Where does the Chronicle get these people?! Drug rehabs or flop houses? What gives here?!

-Regards, T>
28 posted on 08/01/2003 6:53:31 AM PDT by T Lady (.Freed From the Dimocratic Shackles since 1992)
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To: presidio9
This is a pretty funny piece after reading the James Woods/Salon post and Treason.

Moford used to get my blood pressure up. Now Moford's merely amusing.
29 posted on 08/01/2003 6:54:31 AM PDT by nerdwithamachinegun (All generalizations are wrong.)
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To: presidio9
A perfect example of *this is your brain on drugs*.
30 posted on 08/01/2003 6:54:47 AM PDT by mystery-ak (The War is not over for me until my hubby's boots hit U.S. soil.)
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To: presidio9
unwinnable war

Right there, you realize his forte is not journalism.

Chin wiping, maybe, but not journalism.

31 posted on 08/01/2003 6:55:02 AM PDT by dead (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead!)
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To: rhombus
*Here is my phone number: 555-LICK. *

I don't doubt that.

Wow, she sure is fired up today. I guess she didn't burn off enough of that Ecstacy at her all night gloryhole S&M rave. Maybe she should stop calling Bush 'honey,' too. just a thought.

By the way, Ms Morford - If Trent Lott is destined to be a footnote in history, where does that leave room for a barely-in-the-closet excuse for a columnist with an agenda just to the left of SDS and the temperament of a freshly kicked chihuahua?
32 posted on 08/01/2003 6:55:24 AM PDT by ICX (Donations to the Odai and Qusai Hussein Memorial Fund can be submitted directly to the Dean campaign)
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To: presidio9
I liken this guy's column to a rant of a deranged lunatic who is sitting in a burning house, howling to the gathering crowd that he will never let the fire department come to rescue him.

If you think he sounds insane now, imagine how much worse it will get when he finds out that the fire trucks he can hear in the distance are actually going to someone else's house to get a kitten out of a tree.

33 posted on 08/01/2003 6:55:44 AM PDT by Alberta's Child
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To: Tijeras_Slim
One day this guy's head will literally explode.

It may already have exploded...Im ordering a search

34 posted on 08/01/2003 6:56:13 AM PDT by woofie
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To: presidio9
Here it is: You are I am immaterial. You are I am of zero nutritional value and are indigestible like corn and just pass right through. Do you I understand?

Obviously not.

35 posted on 08/01/2003 6:56:27 AM PDT by eyespysomething
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To: JOE6PAK
To quote another FReeper from another post by Morford: "The medallion on this guy's necklace has hit more balls than Pete Rose ever did."

This post makes him sound as though he's running a little low on the man-milk and is having withdrawals. She should get the surgery and be done with the gender tension.
36 posted on 08/01/2003 6:56:45 AM PDT by 11B3 (It's either US or them.)
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To: presidio9
This 'person' is actually projecting his/her worthlessness on somebody else. This pig is actually the one that matters not. This 'person' is the one that will be forgotten in some cemetery. This animal has AIDS calling his/her name.
37 posted on 08/01/2003 6:56:48 AM PDT by gedeon3
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To: dighton; Poohbah; L,TOWM; hellinahandcart; BlueLancer
2-suppository alert!




38 posted on 08/01/2003 6:57:03 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: presidio9
I never read Miss Morford's stuff, and this was no exception.

I just wanted to point out the irony of tossing so many words about a guy who "means nothing."

Personally, I think Morford's probably got the hots for W.

39 posted on 08/01/2003 6:57:07 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: presidio9
Compared to this guy, Molly Irvins is a Bush Babe.
40 posted on 08/01/2003 6:57:25 AM PDT by Atlantian
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To: presidio9
You are immaterial.
Then why are you so irritated?
Wait a minuite! Aren't WE supposed to be the ones spewing hate?
41 posted on 08/01/2003 6:57:53 AM PDT by CCCV
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OH MY WORD! That got printed in a major newspaper?
42 posted on 08/01/2003 6:58:10 AM PDT by carton253 (You are free to form your own opinions, but not your own facts.)
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To: presidio9
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
43 posted on 08/01/2003 6:58:53 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: presidio9
Good grief, this guy needs serious professional help. He has no soul and is filled with hatred.
44 posted on 08/01/2003 6:59:41 AM PDT by ReaganRevolution (Don't believe the liberal media)
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To: presidio9
Tell this despicable writer to go read the White House Report on Iraq -- excerpts were posted on the Countdown thread linked below:

COUNTDOWN (458 DAYS) TO VICTORY '04 -- Operation Iraqi Freedom -- A White House Special Report (MUST READ)

After he thoroughly reads this Report on Iraq compiled from news sources around the world, I want him to tell his readers just how bad President Bush was when he removed a brutal dictator and his regime! And just how bad he because he wants Americans to be safe from dictators like Saddam -- maybe this writer should have gone to Iraq and see what it was like to live under a ruthless dictator where an article like this would have had him tortued and shot.

Have absolutely zero tolerance for scum writers like this and less use for the SF Chronicle that gives him a forum to spew his venom!

45 posted on 08/01/2003 7:00:25 AM PDT by PhiKapMom (Bush Cheney '04 - VICTORY IN '04 -- $4 for '04 - www.GeorgeWBush.com/donate/)
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"This is what makes it so fun to watch"

Actually, what is so fun to watch is liberals hyperventilating.

46 posted on 08/01/2003 7:00:30 AM PDT by Reo
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To: Constitution Day
I was going to suggest a chill pill for Mr. Morford who has worked himself into a lather. But I like your Rx better.

Prairie
47 posted on 08/01/2003 7:01:58 AM PDT by prairiebreeze (My dad, a WW2 vet, always said "America's best and most loyal ally is....Britain". He was right.)
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To: presidio9
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. Someone's crazy.

This guy gets more amusing every week.
48 posted on 08/01/2003 7:02:37 AM PDT by axel f
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To: Owl_Eagle
More Morford! More! ROTFLMAO! I'm gonna save this one to show my grandson. I'll be able to tell him I was there The Day The Left Left Reality Behind. God, I love it so. To the above poster- read it, man, it will put a smile on your face. What a day!
49 posted on 08/01/2003 7:03:04 AM PDT by CalvaryJohn (What is keeping that damned asteroid?)
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To: rhombus
Does this qualify as hate speech?

In the Liberal mind, this is an example of tolerance. You should see what he would write if he wern't such a funloving bag of "awareness and orgasm and breath."

This pustule absolutely hates all that is normal. No, strike that, he feels qualified to erase everything that has been normal for two thousand years, and insist that his own self-indulgent hendonism is the new standard for normal. The absolute hatered he feels for the Red, flyover country is dripping in this article. He despises normal, mom and pop apple pie, and instead demands proudly that he is a dope-smoking, pornography eating god, who of course knows better than you and I (and God, for that matter) what is good.

What was the Scripture reference? Something about in the Last Days, there would be people who took pride in the things of which they ought to be ashamed?

50 posted on 08/01/2003 7:05:03 AM PDT by 50sDad ("Can't sleep...clowns will eat me!")
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