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ANCIENT WARFARE

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PART II: ANCIENT ROMAN MILITARY
INTRODUCTION
From early times right down to the 3rd century A.D, the Roman army was based on its legions. A legion varied in strength from 4,000 to 6,000 men, and was subdivided onto ten cohorts. Its leader used the title of legatus. His staff officers were called tribuni. Senior non-commissioned officers were called centurions, who varied greatly in rank. The soldiers of the legion were picked men: They were all Roman citizens and received a higher pay than the auxillary troops - that is, foreigners who serve with the Roman army. A legion consisited of heavily armoured infantry (foot soldiers). The Roman infantry became a feared force, well disciplined and well trained. Their weapons were two pila or javelins each and a short thrusting gladius or sword. Cavalry was supplied by the auxilaries ( second line troops ) and was organised mainly in units 500 strong. When it was on campaigns the army was accompanied by a number of specialists. One was the camp commandant, who was responsible for the organisation of the camp. The Romans were very careful about their camps - no Roman army halted for a single night without digging a trenches and fortifying its camp. Each soldier took his share in establishing the camp and striking the camp the next day. Another specialist was the quaestor, whose duty was to look after all the money matter. then there were the engineers and all kinds of craftsmen and artisans. They were responsible for siege operations and for the rather primative Roman"artillery", which consisted of big catapults and complicated machines a little like crossbows. These were mainly used for hurling big rocks and stones at the walls of a defence place. The engineers also had to build the moveable towers that were used in sieges - the Roman soldiers went up inside these towers so that they could see over the walls of a fortified place and shoot their stones and arrows into it. The engineers also made the scaling ladders that were used for getting over walls. The Roman soldiers won their battles just as much from their staying - power as by their courage. They had to be strong and fit, for in addition to his weapons each soldier had to carry provisions for two weeks and tools for pitching camp. When the soldiers went into line of battle to fight, the formation was called acies;when they were marching in column it was called agmen. If during a battle the legion were hard pressed the soldiers formed an orbis, which was very like the square that the British army formed in the 18th and 19th centuries if it was in difficulties. The standard of a legion was the aquila ,or eagle - made of silver or bronze and showing the bird with outstretched wings. It was the greatest disgrace if the eagle was captured. At its finest period the Roman army was almost inconquerable. There were three main reasons for this :
- Discipline
- Hard and efficient training
- Speed at which they learnt new tactics

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THE ROMAN ARMY
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The basic cavalry soldier was almost always armed with a shield and stabbing spear, supplemented by a sword.
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Hastatus: 'spearman'; legionary heavy infantryman. The Hastatus or Princeps were the first infantrymen because they were poor. They couldn't afford chain mail so instead they got a bronze plate.
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Centurio: 'commander of hundred'; centurion; officer. Chief among the noncommissioned officers (those who were not of equestrian or senatorial rank) were the centurions (centuriones), each of whom commanded an eighty-man century. The centurions were professional soldiers, responsible for maintaining discipline in their units and for supervising the fighting on the field. In other words, they were the officers who kept the army running (and fighting) smoothly. The armor of the centurions was similar to that of other officers, with the exception of their helmets, which were topped with a transverse crest that extended from side to side instead of front to back, the shin protectors (greaves) they wore on their legs, and the vinewood staff they carried to discipline soldiers. Under each centurion was a standardbearer, a deputy (optio) who took command of the century if the centurion was killed or wounded, and the tesserarius, who was in charge of the sentries.
Legionarius: The legion was the basic unit of Rome's standing army of career soldiers, the legionaries, who were all Roman citizens and fought primarily as foot-soldiers (infantry). The number of legions under arms varied in different time periods (there were, for example, 28 legions under Augustus in 25 BCE), and each legion had both a number and a title, though some numbers were duplicated (we know, for example, of III Augusta, III Cyrenaica, III Gallica, III Italica, III Parthica).
Though the exact numbers of men in a legion varied, the basic pattern of organizationremained the same. The smallest unit was the tent group (contubernium), composed of 8 men who shared a tent, a mule, and eating equipment. These were organized into a disciplinary unit called a century (despite the fact that a century typically had 80 rather than 100 men), under the command of a centurion. The basic fighting unit was a cohort, composed of six centuries (480 men plus 6 centurions). The legion itself was composed of ten cohorts, and the first cohort had many extra menthe clerks, engineers, and other specialists who did not usually fightand the senior centurion of the legion, the primipilus, or number one javelin.
Praetorian guard: Created by Augustus as a personal bodyguard, based inside and outside Rome. A selected body.The Praetorian Guard was formed by Augustus Caesar in 27 BC, as an Imperial bodyguard unit, stationed in Rome and neighboring towns. It was originally comprised of 9 Cohorts, though it was later increased to 12 Cohorts, all of which were moved into the city of Rome itself. The Praetorian Guard was the pinnacle of the Roman military. Only the most experienced, honored, and highest ranking soldiers would be able to join their ranks. Annual pay for a Praetorian soldier was many times that of the common Legionaire, though the status alone would have been enough.
Standards (Signa): One of the most striking visual aspects of the Roman army were the standards, tall poles topped with various insignia and symbols, including many types of animals. During the Empire, the image of the emperor was also added to many standards. The standards were not just for show; they served important practical functions as well. Each century, cohort, and legion had its own standard; during battle and other activities, these were held by officers called standardbearers (general term signifer) who were marked out from other soldiers by the animal-head skins they wore on their heads, which can be clearly seen on this relief from Trajan's column. The standards helped to keep the units together, since the soldiers could see them above the action. Standards also helped to preserve the cohesiveness and pride of each unit, as they represented a concrete symbol of that unit's achievements. They were also used in various religious rituals designed to promote unity. The most important standard in each legion was the legionary eagle, made of a precious metal (usually silver) and symbol of the power of Rome and the honor of the legion. To lose the legionary eagle in battle was a terrible disgrace, and leaders like Augustus who succeeded in recovering captured legionary eagles capitalized on the propaganda value of the event (for example, Augustus depicted the surrender of the eagle that had been captured by the Parthians on the cuiras of his Prima Porta statue). The eagle standard was carried by a special standard bearer (aquilifer) who wore a lion-skin headdress.

Tribunus militum: senior legionary officer. Generals commanded many legions, but each legion had its own commander (at least after the time of Augustus), called the legionary legate (legatus), who was also of senatorial rank. Under each legionary legate were six military tribunes (tribuni militares), who carried out administrative duties. Young upper-class Roman men used this position as a stepping-stone to a political career, so the tribunes often did not have much military experience or ability.

Veles: 'cloak wearer'; republican legionary skirmisher, the fourth line of soldiers, known as the Velites. These came from the poorest class of citizens. Lightly armed with perhaps no more than a javelin and a light round shield, they were used as skirmishers to engage and perhaps draw the enemy onto the battle line proper. This task achieved, the Velites would rapidly withdraw to the rear through gaps left for them in the main battle line.
The Urban Cohorts: When Augustus instituted the office of city prefect (praefectus urbi), he also established 3 cohorts (the cohortes urbanae) to constitute a sort of police force for the city of Rome. These troops were also stationed in the camp of the praetorians in Rome, though they served under the command of the city prefect, a man of senatorial rank. Outstanding service in the urban cohorts could lead to promotion into the more prestigious praetorian guard.
General: Each military campaign was assigned one general (dux), though there was not a single commander-in-chief until imperial times because a number of campaigns could be conducted simultaneously in different geographic areas. Generals were always aristocrats of the senatorial class, usually consuls or ex-consuls, since they had to hold at least praetorian rank in order to be granted imperium (the right to command an army) by the Senate; during the Empire, the emperor was the sole commander-in-chief, though he frequently delegated the actual command duties to generals who were his close associates, often relatives by birth or marriage. Generals and other officers wore Greek style armor over the military tunica molded leather breastplate that imitated the musculature of the chest and fringed strips of leather over the thighs and shoulders. Extant depictions of generals do not show generals wearing helmets, but they may of course have worn them in battle. The item of clothing that visually distinguished a general from all other officers was his purple cloak (this was a military style cloak, called a lacerna, that was fastened by a large brooch on one shoulder).
Auxilia: Auxiliary troops (auxilia) were composed of noncitizens, usually from the various Roman provinces. As their name suggests, they were intended to supplement the legionary infantry that was the backbone of the Roman army by employing different methods of fighting, including light-armed infantry, slingers, archers, and especially cavalry. Auxiliary soldiers were also organized in cohorts and usually served under the command of Roman officers, though they were occasionally led by chiefs from their own regions. Auxiliary cavalrymen used thrusting spears and longer swords than the legionaries; they carried smaller shields and often wore armor of chain mail. The parade dress of the cavalry was quite dramatic, including a mask that covered the face or even the whole head; even the horses wore elaborate face coverings.
NOTE: For sources and a more detailed description on how the Ancient Roman Army was organized, please click on the links below (the ones I was able to save anyway - or just look up Roman Army at Google.com):
ARMAMENTARIVM The Roman Army The Roman Army Page
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ROMAN ARMS AND ARMOUR |
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The tombstone of Publius Flavoleius Cordus shows us a legionary of the Fourteenth Legion shortly before it joined the force which invaded Britain in AD 43. He wears a tunic, but no armour, and carries his shield slung over his left shoulder. He is holding a spear of some kind (too damaged for certainty) and wears two belts around his waist, with a sword on one and a dagger on the other. He is holding a scroll in his left hand - possibly his will or even an honorable discharge certificate. |
Helmet
Roman helmets were made of iron or copper alloy (both bronze and brass are known). The main features are the bowl, a neckguard (to protect from blows to the neck), cheekpieces (to protect the sides of the face), and a browguard (defending against downward blows to the face). Many helmets had fittings to allow for the attachment of crests. Soldiers often punched or scratched their names and those of their centurions onto their helmets as a mark of ownership. |
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Body armour
The Romans used three main types of body armour: mail, scale and segmental. All body armour would have been worn over a padded arming doublet. Mail was normally made of iron rings, each riveted one interlinked with four other punched or welded rings. In the early imperial period, the wearer's shoulders were reinforced with 'doubling' which was fastened across the chest. Used throughout the Roman period. Scale armour was made of small plates of iron or copper alloy wired to their neighbours horizontally and sewn to a fabric or leather backing. In the 2nd century A.D., a new form of semi-rigid cuirass was introduced where each scale was wired to its vertical, as well as horizontal, neighbours. Similarly used throughout the Roman period. Segmental armour consisted of overlapping curved bands or iron fastened to internal leather straps. Used from the 1st to 3rd centuries A.D. |
Limb armour
Greaves were worn by centurions and Republican legionaries (although they were also occasionally used by legionaries in the imperial period ). Segmental arm guards of both iron and copper alloy were also used by infantry. Like segmental body armour, the individual plates were attached to flexible leather straps. Cavalry also wore greaves as part of their 'sports' equipment when involved in the elaborate practice manoeuvres known as the Hippike Gymnasia. |
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Shield
Roman soldiers carried a shield on their left hand side. Legionaries had a curved shield (oval in the Republican period - rectangular in the Imperial) whilst auxiliaries had flat ones, with a variety of shapes (oval, hexagonal, rectangular) recorded. Shields were usually made of double or triple thickness plywood. They were edged with copper alloy binding and had a central iron or copper alloy boss covering the horizontal handgrip. In the later imperial period, oval plank-built shields came into use, sometimes edged with rawhide shrunk into place. |
Sword
In the 3rd or 2nd century B.C., the Romans adopted a long-pointed, double-edged Iberian weapon which they called the 'Spanish sword'. This basic design, with various modifications continued through to the 2nd century A.D. Ordinary infantrymen and cavalrymen wore their swords on the right side, but centurions wore them on the left. Cavalry used a longer, narrower, sword that followed Celtic types. This was eventually adopted by infantry as well and - now worn on the left - replaced the 'Spanish sword'. |
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Dagger
Like the sword, the Roman dagger was also adopted from Iberian examples. In the 1st century A.D. the weapons were often carried in elaborately decorated sheaths inlaid with enamel or precious metals. Daggers grew larger in the 2nd century A.D., although they retained the same basic form as their predecessors and still resembled their Spanish ancestor. |
Spear
A range of spear types seem to have been used, from light javelins for skirmishers, to thrusting spears for line infantry (including some legionaries), right up to two-handed lances used by armoured cavalry. Spears had a conical metal shoe or butt which allowed them to be stuck into the ground without damage to the shaft, but it could also serve as a secondary weapon if the head (which was usually of iron) should be broken. Shafts were made from coppiced poles of woods like ash or hazel which possessed the right qualities of flexibility and strength. Javelins were occasionally used with a throwing strap to improve their range. |
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Pilum
The pilum was a heavy javelin, used by legionaries in battle as a short-range shock weapon. It had a pyramidal iron head on a long iron shank, fastened to a wooden shaft. There is represenational evidence that suggests weights were added to pila in the imperial period, presumably to improve their penetrative capabilities. Early imperial examples from Oberaden in Germany survived with most of their wooden shafts, as well as their iron fittings, intact. The head was presumably intended to penetrate both a wooden shield and body armour, the long iron shank passing through the hole made by the head. Once the weapon had struck home, the shank might bend, rendering it impossible to return it. |
Belt
The belt was mainly used as a suspension method for the sword and dagger, although it could help to transfer part of the weight of a mail cuirass from the shoulders to the hips. Baldrics became more common in the 1st century A.D. Sometimes two belts were worn, one for the sword and one for the dagger. Infantry belts were decorated with attached copper alloy plates, themselves often adorned with embossed or inlaid designs and finished with a tin wash or silver plating. |
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Tunic
The military tunic was characteristically worn above the knee, a distiction only shared, strangely enough, by slaves. Ordinary citizens did not expose their knees. The tunic was worn under the armour and seems to have been like a large baggy T-shirt in form, seamed along the sides. We do not know for certain what colours were used, although scholars have suggested both red and white as common military tunic colours (the evidence is equivocal). Materials used included wool and linen. In the accompanying illustration, the exposed areas of Flavoleius' tunic have been shaded. |
Boots
Made of leather, these boots (it is incorrect to call them 'sandals') were elaborately cut out from a one-piece upper with separate soles finished with conical iron hobnails. The boots were laced all the way up the front. The nailing designs on the sole are arranged very ergonomically and anticipate modern training shoe soles designed to optimize the transferral of weight between the different parts of the foot when placed on the ground. Sculptural evidence shows that socks would be worn within the boot, open at the toe and the heel. |
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Kathy in Alaska; LindaSOG; MoJo2001; tomkow6; Bethbg79; southerngrit; ...
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posted on
08/05/2003 2:23:40 AM PDT
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LaDivaLoca
(Prayers for President Bush, our Nation and our Military)
To: LaDivaLoca
The info about the pilum does not explain its use very clearly:
"The head was presumably intended to penetrate both a wooden shield and body armour, the long iron shank passing through the hole made by the head. Once the weapon had struck home, the shank might bend, rendering it impossible to return it."
The use of the pilum was primarilly to jab into the enemy shield and bend. Then the enemy is unable to use his shield. The soldier then draws his short sword with a tremendous advantage.
The reason why Romans used the "Spanish sword", more commonly known by historians as the 'short sword' was because it was better at getting around large shields in battle. My friends and I back in high school simulated the use of various 'swords' and shields. It's very difficult to get around a Roman sized shield with an ordinary sword.
Centuries later, barbarian mercenaries convinced the Romans to do away with the short sword. I can only guess that lack of training made 'machoism' win out.
To: LaDivaLoca; xm177e2; mercy; Wait4Truth; hole_n_one; GretchenEE; Clinton's a rapist; buffyt; ...
God bless our brave men and women in uniform.
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
G'morning, amigo -- I'm off to bed. See y'all.
To: LaDivaLoca; 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; Kathy in Alaska; tomkow6; JohnHuang2
Mornin', everybody ! Happy Tuesday !

82 degrees as I post this, headin' for around 101 today...

| Have a cup while you FReep ! |

| For those who prefer hot chocolate..... |


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posted on
08/05/2003 2:58:44 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Coming Soon !: Freeper site on Comcast. Found the URL. Gotta fix it now.)
To: LaDivaLoca
Very informative the first modern military force.
On the Legions standard were the letters SPQR, standing for The Senate and People of Rome. A reminder to enemies and legionaries alike that behind the Legion was the full power of Rome.
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08/05/2003 3:02:23 AM PDT
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R. Scott
To: LaDivaLoca
I had always understood that the legion was composed as follows: 1. One hundred men to a Century
2. Four Centuries to a Mantiple.
3. Four Mantiples to a Cohort.
4. Four Cohorts to a Legion.
Give me a hand with this somebody.
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posted on
08/05/2003 3:53:06 AM PDT
by
Jimmy Valentine
(DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
Hey, Arthur.......
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:22:08 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(I am on the hunt for newcomers. Sorry if I missed any.)
To: R. Scott
Hey, R. Scott.............
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:23:01 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(I am on the hunt for newcomers. Sorry if I missed any.)
To: LaDivaLoca

Good Morning LaDivaLoca! Once again you have put together a really great thread. Good morning to our military
and good morning to the whole Canteen crew.
Warm up exercise for today . . . . .
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice " I'd like to try the bet" After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man "what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?" The man replied "I work for the IRS."
To: Jimmy Valentine
Hey, Jimmy Valentine...............
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:24:03 AM PDT
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beachn4fun
(I am on the hunt for newcomers. Sorry if I missed any.)
To: JohnHuang2
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:25:28 AM PDT
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beachn4fun
(I am on the hunt for newcomers. Sorry if I missed any.)
To: MeeknMing
Good Morning Meek! Another 100+ day -Blah!
Cheer up, football preseason has started! It won't be too long before the hot weather goes away for another year!
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:28:20 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: LaDivaLoca; LindaSOG; Radix; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; bkwells; Wild Thing; rwgal; ...


Good morning, Diva! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!
GOOD
MORNING
TROOPS!!

Body armour

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posted on
08/05/2003 4:29:15 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: LaDivaLoca; LindaSOG; Radix; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; bkwells; Wild Thing; rwgal; ...

Chicagoland Weather

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posted on
08/05/2003 4:31:07 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: R. Scott
...were the letters "SPQR"... I had seen that many times, but didn't realize it's meaning.
Thanks for joining us at the Canteen. We are glad to have you with us!
To: LaDivaLoca
Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:
Three weeks after her wedding day, Judi called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "Amanpreet and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Judi. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:34:27 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: beachn4fun
Good Morning Beach! Looks like today will be another day like yesterday. My pager was going off this morning before I even got to the parking lot at work.
I'll be back when I can - keep up the great work!
To: Arthur Wildfire! March
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Hi, Arthur Wildfire! March! Welcome to the Canteen!   
Wanna buy a burka? 
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:36:10 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: R. Scott
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Hi, R. Scott ! Welcome to the Canteen!   
Wanna buy a burka? 
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:37:22 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: tomkow6

NICE BURKA !! LOL!! Good Morning Tomkow.
Thanks for everything that you do for the Canteen!
To: Jimmy Valentine
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Hi, Jimmy Valentine ! Welcome to the Canteen!   
Wanna buy a burka? 
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:38:13 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: tomkow6
..."But what am I going to do with the BODY?"... LMBO!!! Thanks, I needed that today!
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GOOD MORNING EVERYONE....this includes our military and our allies...as Willie would say....you are on my mind....
to all newcomers and lurkers. Just taking a few minutes to say Good morning to all and to leave this with you while I get to work:

You just have to love Maxine...
Maxine on Eating Healthy -"My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship." Maxine on Driver Safety - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures." Maxine on Life - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns." Maxine on Housework - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." Maxine on Feng Shui - "My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza." Maxine on Lawn Care - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." Maxine on Body Piercing - "I'd get my tongue pierced, but I still have a little bit of brain left in my head." Maxine on the Perfect Man - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." Maxine on Work - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." Maxine on the Technology Revolution - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice." Maxine on Aging - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita."
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:46:04 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(I am on the hunt for newcomers. Sorry if I missed any.)
To: tomkow6

I wish you would. I hate having to call all of them by tomkow. I know about Burka Man....and the straight-jacket man (unless he really has a name)....please name the others.....
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:49:57 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(Today is No Burka day.......Tomorrow is No Burka Day.....the next day is No Burka day....)
To: SouthernHawk
Howdy Mr. Hawk. Yes, I got to get myself back onto my reports. Will drop in on-n-off all day to see who is misbehaving.....not mentioning any names.
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posted on
08/05/2003 4:52:12 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(Today is No Burka day.......Tomorrow is No Burka Day.....the next day is No Burka day....)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
GOOD Morning Mr. Tonk. Glad to see ya this morning.
30
posted on
08/05/2003 4:53:39 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(Today is No Burka day.......Tomorrow is No Burka Day.....the next day is No Burka day....)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Good Morning Tonk! How are things going?
Hope that you are as busy as you want to be (at your job), but find enough time to relax whenever you want to!
To: tomkow6
morning Mr.tomkow.

I see this warning came too late.....
32
posted on
08/05/2003 4:56:10 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(Today is No Burka day.......Tomorrow is No Burka Day.....the next day is No Burka day....)
To: beachn4fun; tomkow6
...I hate having to call all of them by tomkow... Beach -
That's where the "6" part comes in ( tomkow "6" )!!!!
To: SouthernHawk
Oh dear. You mean there are 6 of them? Whew...no wonder Camp-Run-A-Muck can get wild
34
posted on
08/05/2003 5:01:47 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(Beware of the Burka man.....Say No to Burkas....Today is NO BURKA day.....)
To: beachn4fun; LindaSOG; darkwing104; Old Sarge; txradioguy; SouthernHawk; tomkow6; E.G.C.; blackie; ..
To: beachn4fun
Hope that our timing is good (I'll be doing the same). See YA! Have a Dynamite day!
To: beachn4fun; SouthernHawk
I NEVER walk alone...............
37
posted on
08/05/2003 5:04:13 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(...................hahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha.................)
To: Kathy in Alaska; LaDivaLoca; *all
38
posted on
08/05/2003 5:05:47 AM PDT
by
Soaring Feather
(Good Morning Troops and Canteen Crew.)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Auxilia: Auxiliary troops (auxilia) were composed of noncitizens, usually from the various Roman provinces. As their name suggests, they were intended to supplement the legionary infantry that was the backbone of the Roman army by employing different methods of fighting, including light-armed infantry, slingers, archers, and especially cavalry. A little history of one of the first known auxiliary?
39
posted on
08/05/2003 5:07:11 AM PDT
by
beachn4fun
(Beware of the Burka man.....Say No to Burkas....Today is NO BURKA day.....)
To: beachn4fun; tomkow6

That's right S I X !!!!
He's shown us this picture many, many times before (note the number of Burkas!). Now you know his secret-hahahaha!
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; All
A very plesant good morning to all of our military personnel at home and abroad. Thank you very much for your contiuned service to our country.
BTW, folks. If you have Outlook Express, I have a way to lessen your chances of getting hit with e-mail worms and visuses. I did this yesterday after our ISP put in a message in it's network announcements about the current e-mail worm making the rounds.
It's as simple as: (1)Click VIEW (2)Click LAYOUT & (3)Uncheck "Show Preview Pane.
If you follow those steps, it will decrease your chances of being affected by these e-mail worms and viruses.:-D
41
posted on
08/05/2003 5:11:55 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; kdf1; AMERIKA; Lancey Howard; MudPuppy; SMEDLEYBUTLER; opbuzz; ...
To: tomkow6; beachn4fun
"I NEVER
walk alone..............." We know. It's hard to walk in a straight jacket. It takes help! LOL!!!!
To: All
If YOU are interested in participating in doing threads, either your own,
or helping on existing ones, please contact LindaSOG by FReep mail.
If you are interested in being a Sports Columnist please FReep mail MoJo2001
From the USO Website
"The USO mission is to provide morale, welfare and recreation-type services
to uniformed military Personnel."
USO CANTEEN FREEPER STYLE MISSION STATEMENT
Showing support and boosting the morale of
our military and our allies military
and the family members of the above.
Honoring those who have served before.
CLICK HERE TO FIND LATEST THREAD.
The USO Canteen FReeper Style does not show any bias
towards any particular faith or political party.
This is the same as the real USO AND Free Republic itself.
From the front page of Free Republic.
"Free Republic is an online gathering place for independent,
grass-roots conservatism on the web."
To our military readers, we remain steadfast in keeping the Canteen doors open.
The Canteen is Free Republics longest running daily thread specifically designed
to provide entertainment and morale support for the military.
The doors have been open since Oct 7 2001,
the day of the start of the war in Afghanistan.
We are indebted to you for your sacrifices for our Freedom.
To every service man or woman reading this thread.
Thank You for your service to our country.
No matter where you are stationed,
no matter what your job description
Know that we are are proud of each and everyone of you.
To: LaDivaLoca
On This Day In History
Birthdates which occurred on August 05:
1540 Joseph Justice Scaliger proposed Julian dating
1604 John Eliot "Apostle to Indians," Bible translator
1624 William Jamestown Va, 1st black child born in English America
1749 Thomas Lynch signed Declaration of Independence
1811 Ambroise Thomas Metz France, composer (Mignon)
1850 Guy de Maupassant France, author (Boule de Suif)
1860 Joseph Carey Merrick "Elephant Man"
1876 Mary R Beard Indianapolis, historian (Woman as a Force in History)
1890 Erich Kleiber Vienna Austria, conductor (NBC Symphony 1945-46)
1899 Conrad Aiken US, poet/short story writer/critic (Selected Poems)
1906 John Huston Nevada Mo, director/writer (African Queen, Chinatown)
1908 Harold Holt PM of Australia (1966-67); supported US in Vietnam
1911 Robert Taylor Filley Neb, actor (Death Valley Days)
1914 Anita Colby Wash DC, model/actress (Pepsi Cola Playhouse)
1914 David Brian NYC, actor (Accussed of Murder, Dawn at Sorocco)
1920 Selma Diamond London Ontario, comedienne (Selma-Night Court)
1923 Richard Kleindienst attorney general (1972)
1930 Neil Armstrong Ohio, X-15 pilot, 1st Moonwalker (Gemini 8, Apollo 11)
1933 Joan Weldon SF, actress (So This is Love, Them)
1935 John Saxon Bkln, actor (Bees, Nightmare on Elm St, Electric Horseman)
1936 John Dancy Jackson Tx, newscaster (Prime Time Sunday)
1938 Ja'net Dubois Phila, actress (Willona-Good Times)
1941 Leonid D Kizim cosmonaut (Soyuz T-3, T-10, T-15)
1942 Rick Huxley guitarist (Dave Clark 5-Glad All Over)
1943 Rodney Pattisson England, yachtsman (Olympic-gold-1968)
1943 Sammi Smith singer
1944 Loni Anderson St Paul Minn, actress (Jennifer-WKRP in Cincinnati)
1946 Erika Slezak Hollywood, Calif, actress (Viki-One Life to Live)
1947 Rick Derringer rocker (I am the Real American (Hulk Hogan's theme)
1950 Holly Palance LA Calif, actress (Thorn Birds, Ripley's Believe It)
1950 Rose Mittermaier German FR, slalom/downhill (Olympic-gold-1976)
1953 Samantha Sang singer (Emotion)
1954 Eddie "Fingers" Ojeda Bx, (Twisted Sister-We're Not Gonna Take It)
1959 Pete Burns rocker (Dead or Alive-Spin Me Round)
1960 Mike Nocito rocker (Johnny Hates Jazz-Turn Back the Clock)
1961 Tawny Kitaen (Coverdale) actress (Bachelor Party, Witchboard)
1962 Patrick EwingKingston Jamacia, NBA center (NY Knicks), 1992 Summer Olympics
1966 Jonathan Silverman LA Calif, actor (Brighton Beach Memoirs)
1968 John Garrett Olerud Seattle WA, Baseball player, Blue Jays, Mets. American League Batting Crown 1993
1975 Ami Foster actress (Margaux-Punky Brewster)
Deaths which occurred on August 05:
1792 Frederick 7th baron Lord North, English premier -- presided over Britain's loss of its American colonies (1770-82), dies at 60
1900 James Augustine Healy black Roman Catholic bishop, dies at 80
1959 Edgar Guest newspaperman, dies at 77
1961 Sir Sidney Holland PM of New Zealand (1949-57), dies at 67
1962 Marilyn Monroe found dead of apparent self-inflicted drug overdose
1972 Frederic Tozere actor (Mr Phillips-Stanley), dies at 71
1978 Queenie Smith actress/dancer (Funny Side), dies at 79
1983 Judy Canova singer/comedienne/actress, dies at 66 of cancer
1984 Howard Culver actor (Howie-Gunsmoke), dies at 66
1984 Richard Burton actor (Cleopatra), dies at 58 of cerebral hemorrhage
1985 Theodore Sturgeon, sci-fi author (Hugo, It, Caviar), dies at 67
1991 Paul Brown NFL founder (Cleveland Browns, Cin Bengals), dies at 82
1991 Soichiro Hondo CEO & founder (Honda), dies of liver cancer at 84
Reported: MISSING in ACTION
1964 ALVAREZ EVERETT SANTA CLARA CA.
[02/12/73 RELEASED BY DRV, ALIVE AND WELL 98]
1964 SATHER RICHARD C. POMONA CA.
[CRASH NO PARA/BEEPER, REMAINS RETURNED 08/14/85]
POW / MIA Data & Bios supplied by
the P.O.W. NETWORK. Skidmore, MO. USA.
On this day...
1391 Castilian sailors in Barcelona, Spain set fire to a Jewish ghetto, killing 100 people and setting off four days of violence against Jews.
1583 Gilbert claims Newfoundland (1st English colony in North America)
1772 1st partition of Poland, between Austria, Prussia & Russia
1775 1st Spanish ship, San Carlos, enters SF Bay
1815 A peace treaty with Tripoli--which follows treaties with Algeria and Tunis--brings an end to the Barbary Wars.
1837 1st ascent of Mt Marcy (5,344') highest in Adirondack, NY
1846 Oregon country divided between US & Britain at 49th parallel
1858 Cyrus W Field completes 1st transatlantic telegraph cable
1861 President Abraham Lincoln signed into law the first federal income tax. As a wartime measure, all incomes over $800 were to be taxed at the rate of three percent. It was rescinded in 1872.
1861 US Army abolishes flogging
1861 US levies its 1st Income Tax (3% of incomes over $800)
1864 Spectrum of a comet observed for 1st time, by Giovanni Donati
1864 Battle of Mobile Bay, Ala; Adm David Farragut orders "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"
1884 Cornerstone for Statue of Liberty laid on Bedloe's Island (NYC)
1901 Peter O'Connor of Ireland, sets then long jump record at 24' 11 3/4"
1914 1st traffic light installed (Euclid Ave. & E. 105th St, Cleveland)
1914 US, Nicaragua sign treaty granting canal rights to US
1921 1st radio baseball broadcast Pirates-8, Phillies-0 (KDKA, Pitts)
1921 Mustapha Kemal is appointed virtual ruler of the Ottoman Empire.
1923 1st American to swim the English Channel (Henry Sullivan)
1924 Comic strip "Little Orphan Annie," by Harold Gray, debuts
1926 Houdini stays in a coffin under water for 1« hrs
1927 Phillies Cy Williams hits for the cycle in just 4 at bats
1936 At Berlin Olympics, Jesse Owens wins his 3rd Olympic medal
1937 Ranger (US) beats Endeavour II (England) in 17th America's Cup
1940 St Louis Brown John Whitehead no-hits Detroit Tigers, 4-0 in 6 innings
1945 Atom Bomb dropped on Hiroshima (Aug 6th in Japan)
1953 Operation "Big Switch" Korean War prisoner exchanged at Panmunjom
1954 Boxing Hall of Fame's 1st election selects 24 modern & 15 pioneers
1957 "American Bandstand," goes on network TV (ABC)
1957 WJZ-TV in Baltimore MD begins radio transmissions
1959 Chic Cardinals (NFL) beat Toronto Argonauts (CFL) 55-26 in Toronto
1960 Detroit trades mgr Jimmy Dykes for Cleve's mgr Joe Gordon
1960 Upper Volta (Burkina Faso) gains independence from France
1961 118ø F (48ø C), Ice Harbor Dam, Washington (state record)
1961 Chic Bears (NFL) beat Mont Alouettes (CFL) 34-16 in Montreal
1962 1st quasar located by radio
1962 Nelson Mandela arrested for incitement & illeagally leaving S Afr
1963 Britain, US & USSR sign nuclear test ban treaty
1963 Craig Breedlove sets world auto speed record at 407.45 MPH
1964 Actress Anne Bancroft & comedian Mel Brooks wed
1964 Beatles record "Leave My Kitten Alone"
1964 US begins bombing North Vietnam
1966 Martin Luther King Jr stoned during Chicago march
1966 Beatles release "Revolver" album in US
1966 Beatles release "Yellow Submarine" & "Eleanor Rigby" in UK
1967 1st time an AFL team beats an NFL team, Broncos beats Detroit 13-7
1967 Bobby Gentry releases her only hit "Ode to Billy Joe"
1967 Pirate Radio Station 333 (Radio Britain) & Radio London close down
1969 Mariner 7 flies past Mars
1972 Moody Blues release "Nights in White Satin"
1973 Atlanta Braves Phil Niekro no-hits SD Padres, 9-0
1973 USSR launches Mars 6
1974 Joan Jett forms her rock group the Runaways
1975 Phillies 1st 8 batters get hits for a major league record, win 13-5
1978 New Orleans Saints beat Phil Eagles 14-7 in Mexico City (NFL expo)
1980 NY Met Doug Flynn ties record of 3 triples in a game
1981 Federal govt began firing striking air traffic controllers
1981 Pres Regan fires 11,500 air traffic controllers who struck 2 days ago
1984 Joan Benoit (US) wins 1st Olympic marathon for women (2h24m52s)
1984 Lou Pinella day at Yankee Stadium
1984 Toronto Blue Jay Cliff Johnson sets record with 19 pinch hit HRs
1985 Baseball players go on strike for 2 days
1985 Chic White Sox Tom Seaver wins #300 over Yanks at Yankee Stadium
1985 Flexible-wing glider altitude record (214,250') set by Larry Tudor
1986 Ingrid Kristiansen of Norway sets the 5k woman's record (14:37.33)
1986 It's revealed Andrew Wyeth had, secretly created 240 drawings & paintings of his neighbor Helga Testorf, in Chadds Ford, Pa
1988 Mario Biaggi (Rep-D-NY) convicted of racketeering resigns seat
1990 The United States sent a Marine company into Monrovia, Liberia's capital, to evacuate U.S. citizens because of a rebel threat to arrest Americans to order to provoke foreign intervention in the civil war.
1991 Sergei Bubka of USSR sets pole vault record (20¬") in Malm Sweden
1991 The Democrats ordered inquiries into allegations that Ronald Reagan's 1980 campaign team delayed the release of the American hostages in Iran until after the election.
Holidays
Note: Some Holidays are only applicable on a given "day of the week"
Iran : Constitution Day
Upper Volta : Independence Day/Burkina Faso (1960)
World : Test Ban Day (Int'l Physicians for Prevention of Nuclear War)
Arizona, Michigan : American Family Day - - - - - ( Sunday )
Italy : Joust of the Quintana (1st Sunday) - - - - - ( Sunday )
Bahamas, Barbados, Turks & Caicos Island : Emancipation Day (1838) - - - - - ( Monday )
British Commonwealth : Bank Holiday - - - - - ( Monday )
Canada : Civic Holiday (1st Monday) - - - - - ( Monday )
Colorado : Colorado Day (1876) - - - - - ( Monday )
Jamaica : Independence Day (1962) - - - - - ( Monday )
St Christopher-Nevis-Anguilla : August Monday - - - - - ( Monday )
US : National Smile Week begins - - - - - ( Monday )
Grasmere England : Rush-Bearing Day - - - - - ( Saturday )
Ancient Rome : Nonae Sextilis
National Failure Day
Religious Observances
Christian-England : St Oswald Day
Old RC : Basilica of Our Lady of the Snows, Rome
RC : Mem of Dedication of St Mary Major Basilica, Rome (opt)
Religious History
1570 Spanish Jesuits led by Fray Batista Segura arrived in the Chesapeake Bay area of Virginia, for the purpose of converting the American Indians to Christianity. (Unfortunately, six months later, the entire group was massacred by the very Indians they had come to evangelize.)
1604 Baptism of John Eliot, American "apostle to the Indians." His evangelistic zeal led in 1649 to establishing the (missionary) Society for the Propagation of the Gospel in New England.
1656 Eight Quakers from England arrived in Boston and were immediately imprisoned by the local Puritan authorities. (The church-and-state amalgam of Puritanism looked upon non-ritual Quakerism with suspicion, regarding it as theologically apostate and politically subversive).
1869 Birth of Grant C. Tullar, American Methodist evangelist and music publisher. He is remembered today for composing the tune to the hymn, "Face to Face with Christ My Savior."
1961 The South American country of Bolivia adopted a new constitution that separated the powers of church and state.
Source: William D. Blake. ALMANAC OF THE CHRISTIAN CHURCH. Minneapolis: Bethany House, 1987.
Thought for the day :
"If vegetarian eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?"
You might be from New Jersey if...
you know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
Murphy's law of the day...
The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students
Cliff Clavin says, it's a little known fact that...
The shortest war, between Britain and Zanzibar in 1896, lasted just 38 minutes.
45
posted on
08/05/2003 5:29:25 AM PDT
by
Valin
(America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.)
To: bentfeather
Good Morning Bentfeather! Thanks for your blessing.

You always add a little sunshine to the Canteen!
To: beachn4fun
"little history of one of the first known auxiliary?"
Yes, I remember those days! We had to row the galley ship while on safety patrols. LOL
To: RaceBannon
"Several years over fifty!"
That's better then being an "ancient warrior"! LOL!
To: SouthernHawk
Morning Brother!
Thanks for everything you do in the Canteen to help make
it a place where the military can relax and have fun.
To: tomkow6


Morning Tomkow!!
What's a matter you run out of Blonde jokes?
Little Blonde FReeper is just curious, hehehe!!

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