“Now that’s some funky freepin’!”
Posted on 08/12/2003 10:00:46 AM PDT by whatevergurl
FReep Report:
Yesterday my Dad, brother, and I went to protest Hitlery’s book-signing. This all came about kind of spur of the moment and it was interesting because this was to also be my brother’s first day of school. My Mom wasn’t thrilled that he would miss school to go to a protest, but we all figured she would cool down eventually.
We got to the Barnes and Noble in Buckhead around 10:15 am. At that time Jim was the only one there; he was wearing a devil costume and held a sign saying “I sold my soul to Hillary.” We all came prepared too. I had made two signs, one reading “Got Bill?” The other sign read: “Liposuction…$5,000, Face-Lift…$10,000, Senate Campaign…$20,000,000, Knowing Where Your Husband is…Priceless. My Dad (Old Corps) and my brother also had some signs they had made. It was pretty uneventful for a while, as Ms. Ramrod was not due in for about another hour or so.
Around 11:00am there were ambulances and fire trucks, I think it was to distract people while they smuggled in Hitlery. It kind of reminded me of that story in the Soviet Union where they smuggled in Lenin into Moscow on a train in World War I. My Dad asked me to mention this story because he forgot about it in his report. A cop came over to make sure we understood all the rules and everything and he talked for us a while. He was on our side and called us great Americans. He also said that he would be there with us if he didn’t have to wear his badge and uniform today.
About this time I turned around and looked in the parking lot. Right behind me I saw this typical liberal POS car, you know the kind that make you wonder about how environmentally sound these liberals actually are because you know that thing probably puts off more pollution than a textile plant. Nobody was in the car at the time, but unfortunately we would meet the car’s owner later…
We had lots of supporters, I was pretty proud of that. We got many honks and thumbs-up and the like. My first negative encounter was when this hippy looking woman drove by and started screaming profanities at us, it is very unfortunate that not only are these people stupid, but they also carry a VERY limited vocabulary. The entrance to the store was blockaded by the police and this hippy was trying to turn her car into the lot, which also happened to be a POS. Well, she then had to maneuver her car and scream at us at the same time. We chanted, “Mean-spirited, arrogant, condescending liberal,” she again almost wrecked, so I yelled, “Don’t wreck,” and then made crashing noises.
We then were interviewed by some media-types, and our pictures were taken. Some liberal wanted to take a picture of us “crazy-people,” and I am hoping that I am not on some liberal bounty list or something. Lots of people disappear around Hitlery you know. One guy from a radio wanted to know if I thought Hitlery was a man. My response was, “Her personal life is her business, but I think people like her and Janet Reno hang around in the same circles.”
Next some feminine, pudgy louse, with an awful lisp came by and told us all to get jobs. I did not respond, as I am a student and only hold a weekend job anyway, and my brother who was playing hooky from the first day of school anyway is too young to hold a job, except mowing lawns. More evidence that the IQ of these morons if well below 100. He then came by and started waiving some stupid badge at us and was like, “see this?” We think it was a badge from his job or some crap. Anyway, I started chanting, “Mean-spirited, arrogant, condescending liberal.” Upon his departure he tried to mess with one of my Dad’s signs, but took a look at him and thought better of it.LOL
Behind us this older man was standing, he had a purse. I knew he would be trouble later. I think he stood there glaring at us for the better part of an hour. Honestly, he looked like an AIDS patient. After him and this woman got their books signed they walked past us and he started screaming at my brother. Now mind you my brother is fifteen years old.LOL Well, he started arguing with my brother about the war in Iraq. I am thinking to myself, what in God’s name was that have to do with Ms. Ramrod’s book. Anyway, it got ugly and I kind of stepped in the middle and told the fag to have a nice day.
Suddenly directly behind me, I hear screeching. I turn around and there is a short, fat troll screaming at my brother. You guessed it, the owner of the POS pro-choice car. Oh great, I thought to myself, we have a live one here. She begins her verbal assault on my brother by asking him if he kills abortion doctors. My brother asked her if she killed babies. She then went on to say how abortion is her right. I really don’t see what abortion had to do with our Hitlery protest; once again the clueless liberals were confusing the issue. She then told my brother that until he got a uterus he needs to shut the hell up. I could not handle it anymore; I told her it was time to return to her trailer. Then we chanted, “Mean-spirited, arrogant, condescending liberal.”
Not all of the people who disagreed with us were rude and nasty. My Dad was talking to a black man that worked for shell, and this other lady that got a book signed. We got some nasty looks from women in pantsuits, surprise. One time this lady in a pantsuit passed by and we chanted, “Liar, Liar, Pantsuit on fire.”
The last major event that I will report on is my encounter with a black girl, probably about my age. She first commented on my brother’s sign which had a hammer and sickle asking him if he knew what that meant. Duh, the symbol for communism. Then she tried to “educate” my brother as to what communism really was. You know the type, clueless liberals that feel it is their duty to educate others, a true condescending liberal. I simply told her to have a nice day, and turned my back, I don’t have time for idiots like that.
After we adjourned, we met up at local mall to eat. It was here that my boyfriend finally met up with us. We think his Dad, who is a cop in another Atlanta County told him that he should not go to the protest. He said he had to work, but it was suspicious that he was done with work when we were done protesting, interesting. Even more interesting we later had dinner with his Mom and step-Dad where he bragged about my protesting activities that day. The step-Dad said everyone where he worked was talking about my “Got Bill?” sign, I was very proud.
FReep that Beastwoman! Guess you got an eyeful of Yougly Amurrica today.
“Now that’s some funky freepin’!”
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