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NAKED LUNCH (Latest Resteraunt Trend: Sushi Served on A Real Live Woman's Naked Body)
NY Post ^ | August 20, 2003 | BRIDGET HARRISON

Posted on 08/20/2003 9:12:31 AM PDT by presidio9

Edited on 05/26/2004 5:16:06 PM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

THERE'S nothing genteel about this finger food. Corporate bigwigs are forking over as much as $700 a head for dinner parties where guests are served sushi off a naked woman.

The secret gourmet trend has taken off in the past six months in L.A., and now New York is getting on the act.


(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; US: California; US: New York
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1 posted on 08/20/2003 9:12:32 AM PDT by presidio9
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To: presidio9
Just keep that knife away.
2 posted on 08/20/2003 9:13:22 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: presidio9
Dang...how do you get rid of the fish smell?
3 posted on 08/20/2003 9:13:43 AM PDT by Drango (McClintock is my first choice. Simon second. But given the numbers today, I'm voting for Arnold.)
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To: presidio9
I will save the foul comment I had for the locker room...
4 posted on 08/20/2003 9:14:01 AM PDT by MNlurker
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To: presidio9
Looks like they put too much garnish on that plate.
5 posted on 08/20/2003 9:14:01 AM PDT by CougarGA7
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To: Drango
You wouldn't know the difference, it's eaten raw anyway
6 posted on 08/20/2003 9:15:14 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: presidio9
If you knew Sushi like I know Sushi.
7 posted on 08/20/2003 9:15:17 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: presidio9
Wonder what the sign in the washroom reads?
8 posted on 08/20/2003 9:15:20 AM PDT by Snake65 (Osama Bin Decomposing)
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

9 posted on 08/20/2003 9:15:23 AM PDT by mhking
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To: Drango
You beat me to it.
10 posted on 08/20/2003 9:16:21 AM PDT by Trueblackman (Check out http://www.quixtar.com)
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To: Snake65
"Employees must wash hands"?
11 posted on 08/20/2003 9:16:36 AM PDT by thoughtomator (Are we conservatives, or are we Republicans?)
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To: Paleo Conservative
I like sushi, I eat sushi in the morning, and afternoon and night... (Movie - They call me Bruce)
12 posted on 08/20/2003 9:16:37 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: presidio9
A little wasabi in the wrong place could really spice things up.
13 posted on 08/20/2003 9:16:53 AM PDT by Slicksadick
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To: Britton J Wingfield
ping :)
14 posted on 08/20/2003 9:17:20 AM PDT by cateizgr8
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To: thoughtomator
Magugas ng puki, bago bumalic sa trabaho!
15 posted on 08/20/2003 9:17:35 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: presidio9
"NAKED LUNCH (Latest Resteraunt Trend: Sushi Served on A Real Live Woman's Naked Body)"

Makes one wonder if vertical tacos are the dessert aujour.

16 posted on 08/20/2003 9:17:39 AM PDT by Mad Dawgg (French: old Europe word meaning surrender)
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To: presidio9
How do they get her to fit on the little boats that go around?
17 posted on 08/20/2003 9:18:09 AM PDT by ko_kyi
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To: presidio9
I can't tell from the picture... Does she need a hair net?
18 posted on 08/20/2003 9:18:41 AM PDT by 11th Earl of Mar
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To: presidio9
the health dept. allows this? looks a bit unsanitary
19 posted on 08/20/2003 9:19:04 AM PDT by boxerblues (God Bless the 101st, stay safe, stay alert and watch your backs)
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To: Mad Dawgg
vertical tacos are the dessert aujour

LOL! This thread won't last long at this rate. Enjoy it while you can.

20 posted on 08/20/2003 9:19:24 AM PDT by Snake65 (Osama Bin Decomposing)
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To: presidio9
Sushi Served on A Real Live Woman's Naked Body

Why not? The taste and consistency are the same.

21 posted on 08/20/2003 9:19:43 AM PDT by zeebee
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To: presidio9
"It needs to be done with the handling and care of professionals."

Yeah. I'm gonna use this line first chance I get.

22 posted on 08/20/2003 9:20:17 AM PDT by ibbryn (this tag intentionally left blank)
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To: presidio9
"Hey Baby, Would you like a California roll?"
23 posted on 08/20/2003 9:20:52 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: presidio9
This was "featured" in that Michael Crichton movie that starred Wesley Snipes and Sean Connery... "Rising Sun". The baddie that sampled sushi off the babe was Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, who plays a Japanese bad guy a lot (but I think he was a good Japanese-American cop on "Nash Bridges").

24 posted on 08/20/2003 9:20:59 AM PDT by cogitator
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To: presidio9
Arabia uses trained body models who know how to lie still for up to three hours.

Hmm. "Lie still for up to three hours?" Reminds me of my first wife.

25 posted on 08/20/2003 9:22:12 AM PDT by isthisnickcool (Thanks for the memories!)
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To: presidio9; Cathryn Crawford; Chancellor Palpatine; mhking; Squantos; harpseal; Travis McGee
Sushi Served on A Real Live Woman's Naked Body

Tushi?

26 posted on 08/20/2003 9:22:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
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To: presidio9
That looks like a wake for a mermaid.
27 posted on 08/20/2003 9:22:48 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: isthisnickcool
Hmm. "Lie still for up to three hours?" Reminds me of my first wife.

Three hours straight!

I salute you.

28 posted on 08/20/2003 9:23:30 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
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To: Lazamataz
Tushi?

Raw fish on my naked body? No thanks! Hell, no...

29 posted on 08/20/2003 9:23:50 AM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Look how spit my thick is!)
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To: presidio9
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/pop/articles/0816bodysushi16.html
30 posted on 08/20/2003 9:25:18 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Raw fish on my naked body? No thanks! Hell, no...

Not only no, Hell-to-the-No!

:o)

31 posted on 08/20/2003 9:25:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
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To: presidio9
Great, well, I guess we know what Teddy Kennedy will be doing on his next NY visit.. Bill will just have to show him..
32 posted on 08/20/2003 9:25:43 AM PDT by Havoc (If you can't be frank all the time are you lying the rest of the time?)
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To: PBRSTREETGANG
That looks like a wake for a mermaid.

Wake! Mermaid! I get it! *snortsnortsnortsnort*

33 posted on 08/20/2003 9:26:25 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
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To: Lazamataz
Not only no, Hell-to-the-No!

That was a big, vehement no. And imagine all the other stuff. The shredded carrots, the rice, the cucumber peel...

34 posted on 08/20/2003 9:26:36 AM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Look how spit my thick is!)
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To: presidio9
My eyes are bigger than her stomach.
35 posted on 08/20/2003 9:26:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: presidio9
"I'm getting calls from people all over the country, but the big interest is in New York," Arabia told The Post.

Of course, most of that interest is from Hillary.

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

36 posted on 08/20/2003 9:26:50 AM PDT by mikeb704
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To: presidio9
This sort of dining used to be done at gentlemen's clubs in the 19th century (not with sushi, though).
37 posted on 08/20/2003 9:27:44 AM PDT by LPStar
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To: presidio9; Lazamataz; Scenic Sounds
Hey! Upon looking at this again, she's not naked! She's wearing a thong!
38 posted on 08/20/2003 9:27:53 AM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Look how spit my thick is!)
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To: Zavien Doombringer

39 posted on 08/20/2003 9:28:01 AM PDT by presidio9 (RUN AL, RUN!!!)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Hey! Upon looking at this again, she's not naked! She's wearing a thong!

SO that's where you put the tips...

40 posted on 08/20/2003 9:28:29 AM PDT by Michael Barnes (carpe ductum)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
The Wasabi is the stuff to watch out for. OUCH! :o)
41 posted on 08/20/2003 9:28:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
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To: Lazamataz

Now if they could just do something about that fish smell...

 

42 posted on 08/20/2003 9:28:43 AM PDT by Fintan (Seriously...does my hair look all right?)
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To: presidio9
Not to be foul, but what if she has to ... you know, pass gas?
43 posted on 08/20/2003 9:28:48 AM PDT by Edit35
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To: presidio9
alas, your picture was robbed from you
44 posted on 08/20/2003 9:29:02 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: Lazamataz
Ouch. Nope, this isn't a job for me. No, thanks.
45 posted on 08/20/2003 9:29:13 AM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Look how spit my thick is!)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
Hey! Upon looking at this again, she's not naked! She's wearing a thong!

She cheats. Not fair. I'm callin' the UN.

46 posted on 08/20/2003 9:29:31 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm pretending I'm pulling in a TROUT! Am I doing it correctly?)
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To: Fintan
That's in her favor, nobody could tell the difference
47 posted on 08/20/2003 9:29:46 AM PDT by Zavien Doombringer (I seem to be the source of gravity, everything seems to fall on me....)
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To: dyno35
you know, pass gas?

Break out the zippo...There's blue flame entertainment to boot!

48 posted on 08/20/2003 9:29:50 AM PDT by Michael Barnes (carpe ductum)
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To: presidio9
now this is disgusting... "Waiter... There's a Hair in my food! and it smells fishy..."
49 posted on 08/20/2003 9:30:06 AM PDT by bedolido (None of us is as dumb as all of us!)
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To: Lazamataz
She cheats. Not fair. I'm callin' the UN.

But wait...for her sake, I hope she keeps the thong on. :-D

50 posted on 08/20/2003 9:30:10 AM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Look how spit my thick is!)
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