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Action Figures For Imbeciles It's the G.W. Bush "aviator" doll [S.F. Barf Alert]
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | August 22, 2003 | Mark Morford

Posted on 08/22/2003 7:27:11 AM PDT by Cultural Jihad

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:43:23 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Oh my God honey that is so damn cute our little Timmy will just love that Bush doll, once he gets through playing with all his tanks and guns and finishes shoving M-80s into the cat and once the Ritalin kicks in, wow Bush sure looks totally hot in that outfit doesn't he honey? Maybe I'll just go "play" with him in the bathroom for a bit, K? Where's the margarine? Back in 5.


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Here's the sort of deviant drivel which the pro-perversion San Francisco Chronicle is publishing today.
1 posted on 08/22/2003 7:27:11 AM PDT by Cultural Jihad
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To: Cultural Jihad
LOL! Mark Moford is jealous of a REAL man. He should go back and play with his REAL DOLL.
2 posted on 08/22/2003 7:29:33 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: goldstategop
Ha! They really, REALLY hated that flight suit!

I think we should make big posters of those pictures and wave them in their faces at every opporrtunity!

3 posted on 08/22/2003 7:32:41 AM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Cultural Jihad
Maybe he would prefer a billy the boob action doll, with monica kneeling at his feet as it were.

I understand they tried to market it but monica wouldn't sign the release.

4 posted on 08/22/2003 7:33:52 AM PDT by dts32041 ("moderate Arab" he's the one who detonates his bomb via remote control.)
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To: Cultural Jihad
I notice he says "Go, Arianna!". Is this because she's a "f*g h*g"/
5 posted on 08/22/2003 7:34:47 AM PDT by steve8714
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To: Cultural Jihad
The maniacal LibertyPost.org has already slimed Bush with this topoic; Morford is behind on his sliming when LibertyPost is out in front of even his deviancy.
6 posted on 08/22/2003 7:35:29 AM PDT by MHGinTN (If you can read this, you've had life support from someone. Promote life support for others.)
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To: Cultural Jihad
Great detail on the harnesses and uniform! Good job! Great action figure - it evokes Leadership, courage, principle, and resolve: Everything the left detests! Definitely a thorn in their side!
7 posted on 08/22/2003 7:36:27 AM PDT by SolutionsOnly
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To: Cultural Jihad; dighton; aculeus; general_re; L,TOWM; Constitution Day; Chancellor Palpatine; ...
"...a hero is some sort of scarred grunting lug nut with a machine gun and a bandanna and big veiny muscles and copious fake sweat who blows away the corrupt sheriff ..."

Wasn't this Stallone in Rambo?

8 posted on 08/22/2003 7:37:04 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
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To: Cultural Jihad
He didn't use the word orgasm once this time.

But he used various forms of the word SEX, I did a cntrl F search for it. He thinks it has Word Power®.
9 posted on 08/22/2003 7:37:37 AM PDT by I_Love_My_Husband
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To: Cultural Jihad
And the Bill Clinton action figure isn't for morons?
10 posted on 08/22/2003 7:39:02 AM PDT by mountaineer
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What would you give an environazi, America hating, pro-abortion, DemocRat rump ranger as a gift?

How about wooden biodegradeable, made in Cuba, commie red, b#%% plug in the shape of algwhore's head with built in home abortion kit?
11 posted on 08/22/2003 7:39:25 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: dighton
Hey, over here!
12 posted on 08/22/2003 7:39:34 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Cultural Jihad
Ladies and Germs! I bring you action figures for brilliant, terrifically-terrific left-wingnuts!!! (Oops, I mean inspirational progressive drones!!! Oops, there I go again, I mean thinkers.)

1) Bio-Hazard Boxer - Shown taking a briefcase of money from Occidental Petroleum in one hand while holding a sign in the other condemning Republicans for ruining the environment.

2) Bandito Bustamonte - Equipped with AK-47 assualt rifle. Ready to shoot the gringoes at a moment's notice.

3) "Hotdog" Barney Frank - Color-Coordinated S&M Disco Armor sold seperately.

4) Howard Dean "The Slander Machine" - Shown lying about his primary opponents with one hand and then retracting those comments on the other.

5) Barracks Emporer Wesley Clark - Comes dressed as Tiberius Claudius Nero as he tears up a copy of the US Constitution.

More of these Progressively Progressive actions figures are to be mandatory at a Preschool near You.
13 posted on 08/22/2003 7:40:16 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (The Problem With Socialism Is That You Eventually Run Out Of Other People's Money - Lady Thatcher)
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To: Cultural Jihad
the terminally pissed off

Pot calling the kettle black.

14 posted on 08/22/2003 7:40:29 AM PDT by rageaholic
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To: Cultural Jihad
Liberals are utterly evil. I will only rest when the last one is gone. I will labor tirelessly for the complete eradication of all liberals down to the very last one.
15 posted on 08/22/2003 7:41:33 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I have decided that I will follow the free trade policy of the most recent person who posts to me.)
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To: Cultural Jihad
Obviously, Mark is secretly in love with W.
16 posted on 08/22/2003 7:41:48 AM PDT by clintonh8r (You can never have a better friend or a worse enemy than a US Marine.)
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To: Cultural Jihad
Anyone want odds on when Morford finally puts himself out of his misery?

Also, the man has to be one of the most incoherent writers alive.
17 posted on 08/22/2003 7:41:52 AM PDT by jjm2111
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To: Cultural Jihad
Didn't take long to figure where this bottom feeder is coming from. It must be hard to democrat.
18 posted on 08/22/2003 7:42:01 AM PDT by Sunshine Sister
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To: Cultural Jihad
I am glad I am a free thinker!

W2004


19 posted on 08/22/2003 7:42:03 AM PDT by Tank-FL (Keep the Faith - GO VMI Beat NAVY)
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I'm not sure. Maybe he likes because her former husband 'switched sides' and is now 'a little light in the loafers', and they want her to convert more?
20 posted on 08/22/2003 7:42:36 AM PDT by biggerten (Love you, Mom.)
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