Thai ban for 'Big Flabby Buttocks'

CNN ^ | Friday, August 22, 2003 Posted: 6:05 AM EDT (1005 GMT) | no byline (would you sign your name to this?)

[MineralMan]

See post no. 11.


What is that? One louder than Post 10?

[weegee]

I wonder if it is the language or the message that is getting these songs banned.

Maybe Kinky Friedman should release his antifeminazi song "Get You Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed" over there to find out.

[cjshapi]

I bet this one would be banned too. Any blondes out there please don't be offended. I'm one myself.

BIG FAT BLONDE

by Bob Walkenhorst


I want a big fat blonde to hold my hand
To keep this skinny boy from blowing away in the wind
I want a big fat blonde
Ooo-wee!
A big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

Me and my big fat blonde, we like to fight and scratch
I know I'll be the loser of a wrestling match
With a big fat blonde
Ooo-wee!
A big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

Well, I'm talking six-foot Swede, 40-30-40
Amazon bombshell, tall, damp, and dirty
Talking six-foot blonde
Hubba-hubba!
Me and J.D. Salinger are sitting on your porch
I want a date with your sister, I'm doing it for
A big fat blonde

Inside everybody there's a big fat blonde
If you don't believe me, take a look around!
Big fat blondes
Everywhere!
Big fat blonde
Mama mama mama, keep your skinny girls at home
'Cause this skinny boy wants a big fat blonde

[VRWCmember]

What about some classic songs by Queen, like:

Fat-Bottomed Girls (you make the rockin' world go round).

[hellinahandcart]

Not one word....

Same to you...

[azhenfud]

How about this one:
"I ain't gone bump no more with no big fat woman"

[Malsua]

I've been to Bangkok, have you ever heard them speak?

"It sounds like the Martians from "Mars Attacks!"

Vap, Rap Vak, Pak nak, BAK BAK, Baht, Ping ping BAT RAT BAT BAT"

[weegee]

This is part of the printable lyrics to this song:

Jerry Lee Lewis recorded a version of it (it was a cover) for Sun but they didn't release it for a couple of decades.

BIG LEGGED WOMAN

Big legged woman
Keep your dresses down
You got somethin', baby
Make a bulldog hug a hound
Big legged woman
I wished you'd keep your dresses down
You got somethin' under that dress, woman
Make a bulldog hug a hound

[weegee]

The movie "Even Dwarves Stated Small" reminds me the most of Mars Attacks. The entire movie is cast with German speaking dwarves. It takes place at an asylum and the inmates overrun the place. Their higher pitched voices and their manner of speech remind me of the aliens.

[Warren_Piece]

AAAAARRREEEE

you gonna take me home tonight...

[PBRSTREETGANG]

They believe that "Big Flabby Buttocks" will encourage promiscuity and marital inifidelity?

Is it a song about one's spouse?

[Hank Rearden]

2. "I Fear Sin" ("Ai Yan Bab") by Phaithoon Nhunchoke

Now that they're on the ban bandwagon, they really oughta scrutinize this dude's name. Sounds illegal to me!

[T'wit]

Huggin' and Chalkin' by Hoagy Carmichael:

I got a gal who's mighty sweet
Big blue eyes and tiny feet
Her name is Rosabelle Magee
And she tips the scales at three-oh-three

Oh, gee, but ain't it grand to have a gal so big and fat
That when you go to hug her, you don't know where you're at
You have to take a piece of chalk in your hand
And hug a ways and chalk a mark to see where you began

One day I was a-huggin' and a-chalkin' and a-chalkin' and a-huggin' away
When I met another fella with some chalk in his hand
A-comin' around the other way over the mountain
A-comin' around the other way

That "over the mountain" line cracks me up :-)

[brewcrew]

Lyrics that have upset ministry officials include:

"I know you have a wife, I've got used to that and I don't care."

"Let them gossip, I don't care, I don't want to fight with her, you are married, yet so tempting."

And

"My blue-blooded sweetheart, you don't care about morals, always acting like Western stars do."

Wow. Right on par with "And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make." - NOT!

[weegee]

Just call him "Chuck":

[brewcrew]

You left out the best line:

"How can I leave this behind?"

[mtbopfuyn]

I wouldn't know about the song but the buttocks I find offensive to public decency were the septic guy's that just left. More hanging out his back door than not, eeewww.

[T'wit]

For $500, Laz:

Yinglee Sreechumpol Phaithoon Nhunchoke Dhanin Indarathep Suthep Wongkamhaeng Dowjai Paijit Plengpanich Chai Muangsing Jintara Poonlab Kanista Thaidachai Samphan Seripab Lhong Longlai Winai Panthurak Paijit Aksornnarong Charas Phuang-arom Suthep Wongkamhaeng?

[weegee]

Sometimes that's known as the workman's smile.

At least you didn't catch a glimpse of a thong...

[Lazamataz]

Yinglee Sreechumpol Phaithoon Nhunchoke Dhanin Indarathep Suthep Wongkamhaeng Dowjai Paijit Plengpanich Chai Muangsing Jintara Poonlab Kanista Thaidachai Samphan Seripab Lhong Longlai Winai Panthurak Paijit Aksornnarong Charas Phuang-arom Suthep Wongkamhaeng?

What is "I don't have the foggiest effing clue", Alex.