Man charged with offering woman tires for sex

Atlanta Journal- Constitution ^ | 9.10.03

[jrushing]

Man charged with offering,
woman tires for sex.

Maybe they left out the comma.

[OldEagle]

Reminds me of the lady who went to the Western Auto store for one hinge. After a lot of looking the clerk found her one solitary hinge which he gave to her. As she was leaving, he innocently asked "Do you want a screw for that hinge?", to which she replied, "No sir, but I would for that mixmaster".

[TheCrusader]

"An employee of a tire dealership in Athens has been arrested on charges that he offered tires to a woman in exchange for sex."

I think she got angry when she discovered the tires were retreads, and his tube needed air.

[Maria S]

That guy's apparently looking for some REAL action!

[colorado tanker]

It always seem to come down to size, doesn't it?

[Vladivostok]

I am no cheap slut,,I will require shrubbery trimed, trees trimmed, gutters cleaned, walks steam cleaned, house washed and garbage taken out. what kind of woman do you think I am!!! As if!! The very idea!! for a yard cutting!! I am insulted!!!

I don't think he wanted to marry her :-)

[GreatOne]

Sorry - I meant the legal analysis for banning prostitution itself seems lacking, not this specific case. But it will probably be a case like this which will get some state's law overturned.

[mtbopfuyn]

With tires, size matters.

[SouthernFreebird]

ROTFL.....

[Mr. Mojo]

I will require shrubbery trimed, trees trimmed,

If you need trimmin', I can take care of that.

[jrushing]

I like my tares & no womerns gettin 'em.

[cajungirl]

I never tire of FR humor! Sometimes it is flat, some have overinflated ideas of themselves and some are good for all seasons but some just tread on my ideas.

[T Minus Four]

What kind of tires you ask? What else but...

[RipSawyer]

"what kind of woman do you think I am!!!"
Sounds like that has already been determined and you two are just haggling over price at this point : )

[ChemistCat]

I once had a comparable offer from a guy who had my car in pieces in his yard, a (very good) shadetree mechanic who was rebuilding my bad transmission. It was an awkward situation diplomatically, since I didn't want him mad at me while my car was in pieces, but he didn't force me, took no for an answer, and did a good job fixing my car for cash.

I wasn't particularly happy to have that situation to deal with but I can't imagine having turned him in to authorities for it. Unless a guy is threatening or won't take no for an answer, how can it be a crime? A sin, yes, but a crime?

[SouthernFreebird]

ROTFLMAO.... I knew when I saw the headline this thread would be a keeper.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

White-wall tires?

[Treebeard]

More than likely, the guy got to the motel and found out her "tread wear indicators" were showing...worn clear down to the belts. :)

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

LOL. I think it was 10%.

[Treebeard]

Well, a hard mechanic is good to find...er vice versa.

Glad you were able to reach an amicable settlement, but I wouldn't have wanted to be in the shop while he was boring out your cylinders.