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Liberals: Architects of The Bumper Sticker Generation
Viewpointjournal.com ^ | September 23, 2003 | David Flanagan

Posted on 09/23/2003 7:45:16 PM PDT by dpflanagan

What should a political party do to minimize debate on the part of their constituents over real issues and simply pre-program voters to think and act a certain way? Well, first thing, control education at the national level where you can teach kids WHAT to think instead of HOW to think. Secondarily, feed your constituents a series of one-line bumper sticker slogans which sound great but have about as much real meat as your average soy-burger.

Can there be any doubt that liberals are the masters of this art? Personally, I have, for a long time now, been very wary of bumper sticker slogans of any kind.

Why? Because bumper sticker slogans are to rational thought as the Big Mac is to a healthy diet. The fact is, you are better off without the Big Mac in your life, but you just can’t resist that tasty, fat-filled concotion. Eating the thing fills your stomach, but, ultimately, does more harm than good—as your cholesteral-clogged arteries are likely to tell you.

In the same way, bumper sticker slogans sound great and seem to zing the opposition, but what they really do is retard logical thought and erode public discourse on the issues of our day. On the other hand, if you are the kind of person who needs aspirin any time someone actually asks you to think for yourself, then I guess the “Bush’s War,” sweatshirts and the “He’s not the President-Elect, he’s the President-SELECT” signs, are your dream come true.

I guess I can understand why some of those protesters from the Viet Nam era would want others to think for them. After all, how many brain cells are left to think with after all those drugs they’ve taken? In similar fashion, young people having been subjected to our modern public school system are ripe candidates for manipulation.

Truth be told, the time was that I too was one of those mindless high school grads ripe for the picking. Thank goodness I learned to think for myself in college, otherwise, I might be a bumper sticker toting, slogan-filled pamphlet-bearing, catchy phrase t-shirt-wearing automaton myself.

So, if a thought-free existence is “your thing,” then go ahead, raise up that liberal slogan and cast off all real thought! You are a free citizen of this nation! Free to blindly follow any leader you choose, to spout mindless, meaningless, pre-chewed rhetoric at will and, especially, in the face of someone trying to engage you in REAL debate.

If you want someone else to do your thinking for you, then more power to ya! In this country, you have the right to grow up without even once exercising that gray blob in your head commonly known as your brain. Isn’t America wonderful?!

What am I gonna do? Well, I guess I’ll go have myself a Big Mac!

David Flanagan
http://www.viewpointjournal.com


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: architect; bumper; bumperstickers; buzz; education; free; generation; liberals; slogan; sticker; thinking

1 posted on 09/23/2003 7:45:17 PM PDT by dpflanagan
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To: dpflanagan
Bumper Sticker of the Week:

"That cell phone would look great up your @ss."

2 posted on 09/23/2003 7:50:01 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("To freedom, Alberta, horses . . . and women!")
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To: Alberta's Child; dpflanagan
Bumper Sticker of the Week:

"That cell phone would look great up your @ss."

Too bad Maplethorpe isn't around to photograph it.

3 posted on 09/23/2003 7:55:31 PM PDT by Paleo Conservative (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
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To: dpflanagan
Alternatively, should you wish to stay a Republican, and you happen to live in California, you can vote for (R)nold.
4 posted on 09/23/2003 7:59:04 PM PDT by thoughtomator (Right Wing Crazy #5338526)
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To: Paleo Conservative
LOL!!
5 posted on 09/23/2003 8:03:12 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("To freedom, Alberta, horses . . . and women!")
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To: dpflanagan

6 posted on 09/23/2003 8:09:18 PM PDT by 4mycountry (You say I'm a brat like it's a bad thing.)
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To: dpflanagan
The number one place for bumper stickers in New York State would appear to be Ithaca.

Ithaca is the City of Evil.


7 posted on 09/23/2003 8:11:47 PM PDT by Behind Liberal Lines
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To: dpflanagan
I believe it was one of Paul Harvey's daily bumper stickers which read:

Help stamp out "Help Stamp Out" bumper stickers.
8 posted on 09/23/2003 8:12:19 PM PDT by PhilipFreneau
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To: Alberta's Child
Saw one today. Hope I get it right..."Why don't the lady with the fat a$$ in the car in front of me just get rid of him"
9 posted on 09/23/2003 8:17:33 PM PDT by tubebender (FReeRepublic...How bad have you got it...)
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To: tubebender
I saw a nice, simple "bumper sticker" last weekend that pretty much summed it all up. It was actually a sign on the back of a motorcycle helmet, and you had to be pretty close to the guy to read it.

"Don't Be a Dick."

LOL.

10 posted on 09/23/2003 8:24:41 PM PDT by Alberta's Child ("To freedom, Alberta, horses . . . and women!")
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To: dpflanagan
Nuke the Whales!
Do NOT read this banner!
Under Penalty of Law!
Impeach? Hell, No!
Hang the Traitors!
A nuke for every Kook-
( NK, Iraq, Iran, Pak, India... )
what a Clinton "legacy..."
Keep Honking-
-I'm Reloading
My Honor Student
can beat up
Your Honor Student
Earth First!
We'll strip-mine the other planets later...

11 posted on 09/24/2003 12:53:12 AM PDT by backhoe
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