[OldCorps]

"Back in the car-pool days we had two guys who were Canteen officers for the V.A.; they would would regale us with their tales of who had been kicked out of the most "All-you-can-eat" buffet places from coast to coast."

Lol, i'll bet gas mileage suffered when they rode in your car.

[Hunble]

Put it this way:

The combined weight between my wife and I is over 500 lbs.

We like to eat!