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To: dagnabbit

Homer: All you can eat- hah!

Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, Neverending Story.

Homer: Do you think I have a case?

Lionel Hutz: Now Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often. But you are the greatest hero in American history.

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, in your own words, please tell us what happened after you and your husband were ejected from the restaurant.

Marge: We pretty much went straight home.

Hutz: Remember, Mrs. Simpson, you're still under oath.

Marge: We drove around until 3:00 in the morning looking for another open all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant.

Hutz: And when you couldn't find any?

Marge [weeping]: We went fishing!

Hutz: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man who's had ALL he could eat?

Fat Jury: [murmurmed agreements]

Fat Jury Man: That could have been me!

78 posted on 09/25/2003 12:27:57 AM PDT by KneelBeforeZod (If God hadn't meant for them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.)
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To: KneelBeforeZod

The Simpsons - always the best.

105 posted on 09/25/2003 5:16:39 PM PDT by dagnabbit (No Amnesty-Merger with Mexico)
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