FReep this poll - Scott Adams - Dilbert.com "2003 Weasel Awards" Poll(Michael Moore alert)

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[jmcclain19]

http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/shop/html/weasel_poll.html

Fun Poll that needs to be FReep'd.

For Weaseliest Individual of the year, you have Michael Moore, Jacques Chirac or Tom Daschle to choose from.

Moore was of course, the personal preference...

[ChicagoRepublican]

Damn this is a hard poll.

[Rocko]

Michael Moore is a big fat idiot.

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[GulliverSwift]

I would love to keep this thread bumped in the sidebar. Michael Moore richly deserves this award

[Notwithstanding]

Hitlery is the biggest weasel - but ain't there.

[Lokibob]

"In the best weasel tradition, this poll is exuberantly, unapologetically unscientific. Last year a conservative group rallied its troops to bias the poll to serve its own agenda. We applaud that behavior and find it to be in the true spirit of weaseldom.

Voting will end on October 15, 2003.

Scott Adams"

 

HMMMMMMM..... I wonder what conservative group Scott is referring to.

[Reeses]

What, no way to vote for Bustamante?

[kingu]

Couldn't be us. Durn it, SCO isn't on the list?!?

[Rocko]

Not here. We can't even agree on the California race.

[Reeses]

"We'll just tax the tobacco companies, and lower the commune-ity college fees to balance the budget."

[adam_az]

Moore it is!

BTTT!

[Timesink]

For Weaseliest Individual of the year, you have Michael Moore, Jacques Chirac or Tom Daschle to choose from.

Man, this is the ultimate Buridan's Ass paradox!!

[Timesink]

Heyyy, there's well over a dozen weasels to choose from!

The choices do seem favorable to conservatives, though.

[stradivarius]

bump

[RightWingAtheist]

Scott Adams may criticize corporate culture mercilessly, but he's also a good libertarian.

[Coop]

Hitlery is the biggest weasel - but ain't there.

And notice which individual's name just happened to be listed first.

[Coop]

I had to vote for Chiraq as the biggest weasel.

[Slings and Arrows]

Lots of hard choices. I ended up with:

The Democratic Party (with the NYT and RIAA placing and showing, respectively)

Saudi Arabia (beating France by a hair's breadth)

News Media (Well, DUH!)

Michael Moore (lots of Young Turks, but the master is still the master)

Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat (nothing else came close)

[weegee]

What a biased PUSH POLL.

My weaseliest company is ABCDisney and they ain't listed. I got nothing against hummers and other things on that list; spammers should be listed someplace as the programmers who created "popup advertising", "spyware", and autodialers.

Here's the full list (lots of religion bashing from Scott and lots of Green Party friendly choices):

Weaseliest Organization

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Congress
White House
Democratic Party
Republican Party
ACLU
New York Times
Fox News Corporation
Recording Industry Association of America
Organized religion

Weaseliest Country

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North Korea
USA
Canada
France
Germany
Saudi Arabia
Iran

Weaseliest Company

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Freddie Mac
HealthSouth
MCI WorldCom
Kmart
Salomon Smith Barney
Merrill Lynch
Microsoft
Halliburton

Weaseliest Profession

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Accountants
Lawyers
Politicians
News media
Oil executives
Tobacco executives

Weaseliest Individual

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George W. Bush
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Tom Daschle
Bill Bennett
Sean Penn
Jayson Blair
Michael Moore
Ann Coulter
Al Franken
Bill O'Reilly
Jacques Chirac
Gerhardt Schroeder
Saddam Hussein
Richard Grasso
Charles Schumer
Yasser Arafat
Ariel Sharon
Jack Grubman

Weaseliest Behavior

---

Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat
Religious extremism
Creating computer worms/viruses because no one will date you
Using cell phones in restaurants
Using speaker phone in cubicle
Driving a Hummer

[Behind Liberal Lines]

I gotta vote for Chirac. Moore is a rat, not a weasel.

[Tigercap]

F'd & B'd.

Democratic Party
France
Blaming fast food restaurants for making you fat
...

[Tigercap]

Sorry, you've already voted (though we applaud you for your weasel-like attempt to cram the ballot box).

[inPhase]

Need to get mega corporations off the dole,

many small companies (<25 according to American Express card rules)also are C coporations

need real incentives by way of tax breaks for the competive sector of the free market, small biz.

Why isn't Al the Creep franken on the list to vote for.

Any idea, why this set chosen?

[RightWingAtheist]

Check again-Al Crankin' is on the list.

Not surprisingly, he got my vote.