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ZOT! Whats really going on in Iraq
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Posted on 10/03/2003 2:38:31 PM PDT by luvbirdz420

Whats really going on in Iraq? Im pretty sure there are people on this board that know someone personally that has been in the iraq war and know first hand what is going on. Well im one of them and im here to to tell everyone its not what you think is going on over there. Kaos is what i use to describe the things ive been told by a marine that lives nearby me. He says to me they get bored and steal the morphine packs off the hurt and dead so they can inject them into their legs, the animals in iraq are being slaughtered daily. He was an eyewitness to several american soldiers cutting off dead iraqi body parts putting them in bags of ice so they can send it home to family. Eyeballs, fingers and sometimes even arms. They are being doped up on speed pills to stay awake and eventually begin to go stir crazy. They are getting sick and have strange lesions appearing on their body. I know i will probably get banned from freerepuke for this post but i dont give a rats ass. You can ban me,trace me, ZOT me or whatever you guys do here to people you dont like what they say.But this i think people need to know.And yeah what about those weapons of mass destruction? He also said there is no sign of wmd and they probably never will be found. Also he tells me fasten my seatbelts cause America is going to get whats coming to them he mentioned the east coast and North Korea.So just a warning to all and the ACTUAL TRUTH. PEACE OUT!!!!!


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: agitprop; antiamericanism; cheddar; deadtrollposting; dirtyunderwear; doper; dummycrap; iraq; pothead; propaganda; strikeupthebanned; thisaccountisbanned; troll; vikingkitties; zot
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To: mystery-ak
KAOS


51 posted on 10/03/2003 2:49:56 PM PDT by finnman69 (!)
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To: everyvotecounts
>>Absolute crap! My son and his friends who just got home from Iraq (one of the last ones to leave) are with us right now and these kinds of things did not happen!<<

Shhhh, the trolls are easily confused by the facts.


52 posted on 10/03/2003 2:50:13 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Just because they're moving their lips doesn't mean they have anything to say)
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To: mystery-ak
What is Kaos?....

Some village in Greece?

53 posted on 10/03/2003 2:50:16 PM PDT by wimpycat (Down with Kooks and Kookery!)
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To: luvbirdz420
Nancy Pelosi called, the Dims are missing their idiot...
54 posted on 10/03/2003 2:50:23 PM PDT by cardinal4 (Hillary and Clark rhymes with Ft Marcy park...)
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To: finnman69
KAOS is currently hiring for the following positions

U-boat Crews (all categories)
*Must love to dance!
Robot R&D
*Our previous designer met with an an accident.
Magnetic Weapons Research
*Knowledge of islands a plus!
Assassination and Espionage
*Preference given to former quiz masters, disc jockeys, used car salesman, tv repairmen,
and politicans.
Stereophonic gun development...

You must be willing to relocate to our glorious fatherland, South America.
Excellent Benefits!

Double indemnity for getting shot above the waist!

25% Suffering Bonus if you don't die immediately!

6 weeks convalescent leave if you survive your wounds!

Free funerals if you don't!!
55 posted on 10/03/2003 2:50:32 PM PDT by finnman69 (!)
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To: mystery-ak

"Kaos" you asked?....

Be Seeing You,

Chris

56 posted on 10/03/2003 2:50:53 PM PDT by section9 (Major Motoko Kusanagi says, "Drop the sushi, clic on my pic, and visit my blog. Or else!")
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To: luvbirdz420
What a sad, wasted education that made you a functional illiterate. Perhaps if you joined the armed services you'd learn better - if they'd have you.

I went to a neighbor's party last week for two returning servicepeople, a young man and a young woman whose boots you are not fit to shine. They reported a very good deal going on in Iraq that isn't being reported, entirely the opposite of your fantasies. You really should get out more often.

57 posted on 10/03/2003 2:51:18 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: luvbirdz420
I actually like your approach, with the fresh honesty of knowing a zot was coming. It made for fun reading.

I prefer your approach to the "hey I'm a conservative look at me get you to fight" sort of ruse. It's nice to meet you, and you need to check back in if/after you get zotted so you can see the kitties. Me, I'm here for the kitties.
58 posted on 10/03/2003 2:51:22 PM PDT by dandelion
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To: luvbirdz420
What is Kaos you DUmper? The fact you can't spell gives your origin away.
59 posted on 10/03/2003 2:52:01 PM PDT by UB355
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Kittens Rule Iraq
60 posted on 10/03/2003 2:52:12 PM PDT by george wythe
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To: 4mycountry
Yeah, but you are Cool, and smart.
61 posted on 10/03/2003 2:52:15 PM PDT by cmsgop (If you Sprinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......Priceless!!!!!!!!I saqw)
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To: 4mycountry
I'm always glad to know you, Sweetie!!
You posted the Viking Kittie picture I needed.
62 posted on 10/03/2003 2:52:48 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Just because they're moving their lips doesn't mean they have anything to say)
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To: luvbirdz420

Put your phasers on Zot.
63 posted on 10/03/2003 2:53:04 PM PDT by bicycle thug (Fortia facere et pati Americanum est.)
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To: mystery-ak
Kaos is when krazy koots get use of a computer!Love all that ice that's available , lasts in 115 degree heat and a trip back to the states.Magic Ice!
64 posted on 10/03/2003 2:53:39 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: luvbirdz420
Barbra Streisand's latest?
65 posted on 10/03/2003 2:53:51 PM PDT by Loyal Buckeye
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To: luvbirdz420
And they rape all the women and throw little babies up in the air and catch them on their bayonets, and...


Ooops, sorry. Bullsh!t lies from another war.
66 posted on 10/03/2003 2:54:03 PM PDT by wimpycat (Down with Kooks and Kookery!)
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To: luvbirdz420
Eyeballs, fingers and sometimes even arms

Actually you are quite correct. I myself have several "contacts" over there that keep me supplied with fresh eyeballs. As much as I prefer them, the blue eyes of course are much harder to find. Whatever I can get I freeze them then use them in my martini's in place of ice and olives........

As for the fingers and arms, well, I don't have much use for them......I still prefer chicken wings.

67 posted on 10/03/2003 2:55:24 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (After a year of Mrs. Davis in 7th grade English, I still don't know when to use a semicolon)
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To: dandelion

Oh, you're here for the kitties, are you?

Be Seeing You,

Chris

68 posted on 10/03/2003 2:55:37 PM PDT by section9 (Major Motoko Kusanagi says, "Drop the sushi, clic on my pic, and visit my blog. Or else!")
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To: cmsgop
Yeah, but you are Cool, and smart.

Brown-noser. (just kidding! Thanks for the compliments!)

69 posted on 10/03/2003 2:55:41 PM PDT by 4mycountry (magni nominis umbra)
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To: finnman69; section9
Thanks....LOL.....I do think we zot these guys to quickly, this one could have been fun....Im bored!
70 posted on 10/03/2003 2:57:09 PM PDT by mystery-ak (Happy Birthday, Mike...wish you were here.)
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To: RightWhale
We're not going to invade jazz musicians, are we?
71 posted on 10/03/2003 2:57:49 PM PDT by SaveTheChief
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To: UB355
You guys must be young.. I thought everyone knew that Kaos was the EVIL organization that Agent 86, Maxwell Smart was always thwarting in Get Smart.
72 posted on 10/03/2003 2:57:51 PM PDT by Trampled by Lambs (...and pecked by the dove...)
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To: netmilsmom
The Kitten Attak pic? Stole that from Zavien. *snicker* We're all one big stealing forum, as I say. ^_^
73 posted on 10/03/2003 2:58:16 PM PDT by 4mycountry (magni nominis umbra)
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To: luvbirdz420
By gosh, the birdie's right! Here are the eyeballs! Unzot him, quick!


74 posted on 10/03/2003 2:58:18 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Far out, man!)
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To: netmilsmom
BTW, capital letters are our friends.

ROFLMAO!

75 posted on 10/03/2003 2:58:26 PM PDT by StarCMC (God protect the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God protect them all!)
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To: So Cal Rocket
Sniff, sniff... is there ozone in the air?

Actually I think it's cannibis!

76 posted on 10/03/2003 2:59:27 PM PDT by StarCMC (God protect the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God protect them all!)
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To: section9
Can I steal that cats vs mouse pic from you? That is too priceless! LOL
77 posted on 10/03/2003 2:59:30 PM PDT by 4mycountry (magni nominis umbra)
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To: luvbirdz420
luvbirdz420, meet friedturkey440:


78 posted on 10/03/2003 3:00:05 PM PDT by LRS
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To: Trampled by Lambs
I thought everyone knew that Kaos was the EVIL organization that Agent 86, Maxwell Smart was always thwarting in Get Smart.

And *someone* need the Cone of Silence.

79 posted on 10/03/2003 3:00:24 PM PDT by Catspaw
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To: luvbirdz420
and to think; I was in se asia in 1968 and never got any eyeballs shipped home. what did i do wrong?
80 posted on 10/03/2003 3:00:41 PM PDT by ndafill
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To: section9
It's because of people like you that people like me can like people like you.

Nice kitties ya got there!!!
81 posted on 10/03/2003 3:00:49 PM PDT by dandelion
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To: Chad Fairbanks
2003 is gonna be a vintage year for severed limbs

Now, thanks to birdie, we know where they're coming from!

82 posted on 10/03/2003 3:01:27 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Far out, man!)
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To: 4mycountry

Knock yourself out. I stole both of them, anyway.

Be Seeing You,

Chris

83 posted on 10/03/2003 3:01:40 PM PDT by section9 (Major Motoko Kusanagi says, "Drop the sushi, clic on my pic, and visit my blog. Or else!")
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To: Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; mhking; MeeknMing; Constitution Day; ctlpdad; VRWCmember
The mods have spared the thread! Cool!

What's taking you guys so long? Party party!!
84 posted on 10/03/2003 3:02:09 PM PDT by 4mycountry (magni nominis umbra)
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To: sirshackleton; luvbirdz420


85 posted on 10/03/2003 3:03:00 PM PDT by StarCMC (God protect the 969th in Iraq and their Captain, my brother...God protect them all!)
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To: LRS
Ok, now THAT is FUNNY!
86 posted on 10/03/2003 3:03:09 PM PDT by 4mycountry (magni nominis umbra)
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To: luvbirdz420
HTML Bootcamp
87 posted on 10/03/2003 3:03:55 PM PDT by mdittmar
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To: Trampled by Lambs
http://www.kaos.org.nz/
88 posted on 10/03/2003 3:05:28 PM PDT by UB355
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To: ndafill
Magic Ice is the only thing that works for eyeball shipment.
89 posted on 10/03/2003 3:06:40 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: 4mycountry
Hehehehehehe! THANK YOU!!!
90 posted on 10/03/2003 3:08:18 PM PDT by LRS
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To: dandelion
Kitties, comin' up!


91 posted on 10/03/2003 3:08:21 PM PDT by 4mycountry (magni nominis umbra)
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To: 4mycountry
AHHHH! Kittens!
92 posted on 10/03/2003 3:09:36 PM PDT by LRS
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To: luvbirdz420
Ha! I'll bet I've had a few more conversations with people from Iraq and Afghanistan than you and, oddly enough, they don't look ill and don't mention committing atrocities.

Being that you seem to have signed up today just to post these unattrributed allegations, I'm saying that you are full of crap.

What I have personal knowledge of I can't post because I cannot substantiate it independently, but it's pretty much the opposite of what you claim and I'll bet I've been closer to what's happening than you have.

93 posted on 10/03/2003 3:09:46 PM PDT by Eagle Eye (I'm a RINO. I'm far too conservative to be a real Republican.)
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To: luvbirdz420
We have plenty of jars of ZOT!


94 posted on 10/03/2003 3:10:04 PM PDT by Alouette (Neocon Zionist Media Operative)
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To: LRS

Sniff Sniff. Did you say "kittens"?

95 posted on 10/03/2003 3:11:38 PM PDT by 4mycountry (magni nominis umbra)
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To: luvbirdz420
America is going to get whats coming to them he mentioned the east coast and North Korea.

Well, if they are willing to negotiate, I'll gladly trade them the west coast for the east coast, let them keep North Korea and throw in France as a bonus.

Oh what the heck! It's Friday, I'm in a good mood so I'll also throw in a couple cases of Bud, a carton of cigarettes, some moldy french cheese, an old Barbara Streisand album, a nude photo of Katie Couric and Hillary Clinton's home phone number. And for your efforts, a bi-sexual sheep for yourself.

Have them call me at 1-555-382-5968.

Sincerely,

Your pal HT

96 posted on 10/03/2003 3:11:40 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (After a year of Mrs. Davis in 7th grade English, I still don't know when to use a semicolon)
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To: Argus
Shouldn't this be moved to Incoherent Leftist Rants?

Nope. Should be moved to the 3 "D" site: "Dummy-Democrat-Dolts;" since they're too stupid to read or listen to logic and reason.

97 posted on 10/03/2003 3:12:23 PM PDT by Cobra64 (Babes should wear Bullet Bras - www.BulletBras.net)
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To: 4mycountry
Oh that last one is my fav!
98 posted on 10/03/2003 3:12:43 PM PDT by netmilsmom (Just because they're moving their lips doesn't mean they have anything to say)
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To: 4mycountry
At last.Inspirational music!
99 posted on 10/03/2003 3:12:54 PM PDT by MEG33
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To: All

Ok, who wants troll meat?

100 posted on 10/03/2003 3:13:16 PM PDT by 4mycountry (magni nominis umbra)
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