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To: U S Army EOD
A guy is camping in the woods, getting "close to nature."

Along comes a big old bear. The guy runs, but the bear is gaining on him, so the guy sinks to his knees and begins to pray.

The bear also sinks to his knees and folds his paws as if in prayer.

The guy thinks, is it possible? That this bear is a Christian?

Then the bear says, "Lord, we thank thee for this food we are about to eat. Amen."

46 posted on 10/08/2003 5:29:11 PM PDT by Alouette (Neocon Zionist Media Operative)
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To: Alouette
I wonder if he had to experience what the guy in Yellowstone I was talking about if it got his girl friend first and he had to listen to her screaming as she was being torn apart. He kind of deserves an end like that.
56 posted on 10/08/2003 5:42:21 PM PDT by U S Army EOD (Feeling my age, but wanting to feel older)
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To: Alouette
Lemme 'hep ya.

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created.

"What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don't exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could you make the bear a Christian?" "Very well," said the voice.

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed.

And then the bear dropped his right paw ..... brought both paws together...bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful."

57 posted on 10/08/2003 5:42:27 PM PDT by Thumper1960
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