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Society of St. Pius I
Society of St. Pius I ^ | 5/19/05 | Unknown

Posted on 05/19/2005 2:43:40 PM PDT by ninenot

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To: ninenot
Well, for the "ass" part, you could begin in almost any Chancery office in the US.

I thought this was supposed to be a "humor" thread!???

;-)

21 posted on 05/20/2005 7:01:55 AM PDT by maryz
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To: ninenot

Sign me up!


22 posted on 05/20/2005 7:16:58 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ninenot; Dominick
Going to many chancery offices looking for a piece of an ass might not be such a good idea ... given that you're probably not into that sort of thing.

NTTAWWT.

23 posted on 05/20/2005 7:22:49 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: sandyeggo

We probably blew up their server.


25 posted on 05/20/2005 7:53:21 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ninenot

The Vulgar Mass.

Sorry, that's funny. And it IS far more legit than referring to "the NO Mass."


27 posted on 05/20/2005 9:47:18 AM PDT by dangus
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To: Claud

ping...


28 posted on 05/20/2005 10:27:15 AM PDT by Antoninus (Benedictus qui venit in nomine Domini, Hosanna in excelsis!)
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To: ninenot; american colleen; Lady In Blue; Salvation; narses; SMEDLEYBUTLER; redhead; ...

Thanks for this entertaining commentary on traditionalism.


29 posted on 05/20/2005 10:33:11 AM PDT by NYer ("Love without truth is blind; Truth without love is empty." - Pope Benedict XVI)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Entering Chancery offices only requires a few items: a gas mask to ward off the inevitable manure odors, and a silver crucifix.

Won't hurt to have a nice S&W in the pocket, just in case.

Finding asses, bozos, pinkoleftyLiturgywonks, and various other social detritus in Chanceries is generally a higher-percentage game than in, say, a newspaper office. IOW, while both are target-rich environments, I think Chanceries are slightly MORE rich.

And I suspect that finding a jawbone or two which is available for the taking won't be that hard, either. I don't doubt for a minute that some employees actually died during their slumbers at those offices, allowing removal of a few jawbones without doing violence to the living.


30 posted on 05/20/2005 10:38:06 AM PDT by ninenot (Minister of Membership, Tomas Torquemada Gentlemen's Club)
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To: ninenot

Ever heard of Trent?


31 posted on 05/20/2005 11:47:15 AM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: ninenot
Won't hurt to have a nice S&W

Be sure to drop by the Engineering Office for our special loads: silver hollowpoints with wooden ballistic caps. Useful against both werewolves AND vampires. You never know what you're going to find in the chancery office.

-AB (CE, TTGC)

32 posted on 05/20/2005 11:54:50 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ninenot
My tongue cramped while firmly lodged in my cheek, but I was really expecting the development of the argument that since, it is almost assured, that Our Lord spoke Aramaic, that the case would be made for a Truly Traditional Aramaic Mass (TTAM).

Thanks for the ping ... I don't say it often enough that I appreciate it.

Well, it's been hours since this has been posted and I can't seem to get through to the server -- hope it hasn't been Traditionally FReeped too badly :D

33 posted on 05/20/2005 11:55:24 AM PDT by Boomer Geezer (Sgt. Wanda Dabbs, 22, of the 230th, called out, "That's my president, hooah!" and there were cheers.)
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To: ArrogantBustard

Oooohhhh, neat-o!

You have those in .357, .38Spl., 9mm, 40mm, and .45ACP?


34 posted on 05/20/2005 12:01:54 PM PDT by ninenot (Minister of Membership, Tomas Torquemada Gentlemen's Club)
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To: marshmallow
Any Freeper who has a sheep or a goat should email me.

Bread and Wine. Melchisidech offered bread and wine. Forget Sampson and the ass's jawbone (he was sooo nouveau Judge's period), you need to find a good vintage wine and someone who bakes fresh bread everyday.

35 posted on 05/20/2005 12:14:02 PM PDT by TotusTuus
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To: Antoninus
That was done by a Freeper, you know...

It was done by a FReeper you know. ;-)

36 posted on 05/20/2005 12:18:23 PM PDT by ELS (Vivat Benedictus XVI!)
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To: ninenot
Also .50 S&W, as well as standard rifle calibers: 5.56 NATO, 7.62 NATO, 7.62x39, .30-'06 and .50 BMG. Other calibers available as a special request. If we don't have the moulds, dies, and brass then you supply.

Good hunting, Slayer!

37 posted on 05/20/2005 12:21:44 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: ArrogantBustard
If we don't have the moulds, dies, and brass then you supply.

Dies are no problem. BOTH the largest US diemakers are right up the road from me--around 50 miles.

38 posted on 05/20/2005 3:43:02 PM PDT by ninenot (Minister of Membership, Tomas Torquemada Gentlemen's Club)
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To: HapaxLegamenon

>>>>Ever heard of Trent?

Modernists.


39 posted on 05/20/2005 10:36:49 PM PDT by patent (A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. Carl Sandburg)
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To: patent

This person who posted this I assume is joking unless he is smoking something funny


40 posted on 05/21/2005 7:29:10 AM PDT by BulldogCatholic
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