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To: ArrogantBustard

Entering Chancery offices only requires a few items: a gas mask to ward off the inevitable manure odors, and a silver crucifix.

Won't hurt to have a nice S&W in the pocket, just in case.

Finding asses, bozos, pinkoleftyLiturgywonks, and various other social detritus in Chanceries is generally a higher-percentage game than in, say, a newspaper office. IOW, while both are target-rich environments, I think Chanceries are slightly MORE rich.

And I suspect that finding a jawbone or two which is available for the taking won't be that hard, either. I don't doubt for a minute that some employees actually died during their slumbers at those offices, allowing removal of a few jawbones without doing violence to the living.


30 posted on 05/20/2005 10:38:06 AM PDT by ninenot (Minister of Membership, Tomas Torquemada Gentlemen's Club)
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To: ninenot
Won't hurt to have a nice S&W

Be sure to drop by the Engineering Office for our special loads: silver hollowpoints with wooden ballistic caps. Useful against both werewolves AND vampires. You never know what you're going to find in the chancery office.

-AB (CE, TTGC)

32 posted on 05/20/2005 11:54:50 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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