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Jesus was in England? Yeah, well now it all makes sense. I bet he had a guitar and harmonica act to go along with his ministry too. But, hey! that's why the Beatles could rightfully say that they were bigger than Jesus, it's because mankind hadn't developed vinyl recording technology yet. Otherwise, the smash hits that Jesus had back in the day when he was touring London's pub to pub scene would have rendered the Beatles career to a distant unforgotten footnote. John and Paul should be thanking their lucky stars.

P.S. I've got Jesus unregistered Gospel albums that the Vatican doesn't know about. If you don't tell anyone, I'll post them on Napster for you download. HUSH HUSH.

You'll get all the great hits, like "Cobble stones between my toes," "There's a bee kissing the flowers in my hair," and, "Oh, them saucy wenches from the way West Indies when I was a wee kid wonder! (actually written by a childhood friend and not Jesus, but He does a great rendition, I promise)"

If any of this is heresy, I'll stop right now.

Love, handshakes, hugs, and kisses,
Saltyjoe
who's nursing Red Bull and 4 shots of cappuccino after a 12 hour midnight shift).

And, if someone doesn't make me stop, I'll tell you were Jesus spends His retirement years too!