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To: wagglebee
Every tick of the clock could be harboring a voluptuous temptress, ready to lure him back into sin.

Paste this up on your computer screen and all thoughts of porn will instantly vanish.

23 posted on 04/20/2006 5:54:41 PM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Lizavetta

LOL! Helen makes a good scarecrow ;o)


29 posted on 04/20/2006 6:09:09 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: Lizavetta
Paste this up on your computer screen and all thoughts of porn will instantly vanish.

Symptoms will also include:

-Dizziness
-Nausea
-Temporary blindness
-Permanent blindness
-Sterility in men
-Uncontrollable desire to harm, maim, or kill screech owls

If you are experiencing two or more of these symptoms, consult a physician immediately. Victims of Thomas's Syndrome should be moved to a well ventilated, dimly lit area and kept from the offending material until medical attention can be delivered.

Even minimal exposure to H. Thomasae (2-5 viewings per week) can lead to irreversible retinal damage, reproductive dysfunction, brain wasting, and in extreme cases, death.
39 posted on 04/20/2006 7:28:34 PM PDT by Das Outsider (Are Marxist academics and apostate bishops trustworthy enough to tell you who the "real" Jesus is?)
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