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Mohammed in the "Gospel" of Barnabas - ZOT for the Theologians

Posted on 07/17/2006 9:05:28 AM PDT by parakletos

The GREAT PROPHET MOHAMMED was mentioned by name in the forgotten gospel of Barnabas,who was one of the disciples of THE GREAT PROPHET JESUS CHRIST.

The gospel is here: www.barnabas.net/

in the aforementioned site,make a search for the word "mohammed".

heres a sample: from part 97

Then said the priest: `How shall the Messiah be called, and what sign shall reveal his coming?'

Jesus answered: `The name of the Messiah is admirable, for God himself gave him the name when he had created his soul, and placed it in a celestial splendour. God said: "Wait Mohammed; for thy sake I will to create paradise, the world, and a great multitude of creatures, whereof I make thee a present, insomuch that whoso bless thee shall be blessed, and whoso shall curse thee shall be accursed. When I shall send thee into the world I shall send thee as my messenger of salvation, and thy word shall be true, insomuch that heaven and earth shall fail, but thy faith shall never fail." Mohammed is his blessed name.'

Then the crowd lifted up their voices, saying: `O God, send us thy messenger: O Mohammed, come quickly for the salvation of the world!'

what do you think?


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1 posted on 07/17/2006 9:05:30 AM PDT by parakletos
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To: parakletos
IBTHZ.

In before the Holy Zot.

2 posted on 07/17/2006 9:06:59 AM PDT by Defiant (MSM are holding us hostage. Vote Dems into power, or they will let the terrorists win.)
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To: parakletos

Too dumb for a zot. Just flush ya down the toilet like a dead guppy.


3 posted on 07/17/2006 9:08:29 AM PDT by dirtboy (When Bush is on the same side as Ted the Swimmer on an issue, you know he's up to no good...)
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To: parakletos
I shall send thee as my messenger of salvation, and thy word shall be true

Except when God changes his mind.

4 posted on 07/17/2006 9:08:51 AM PDT by Defiant (MSM are holding us hostage. Vote Dems into power, or they will let the terrorists win.)
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To: All
Zotted for a Freeper theologians’ pinata.

Hint: try googling “Gospel of Barnabas”.

Please hit the piñata and not each other.

5 posted on 07/17/2006 9:35:26 AM PDT by Religion Moderator
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what do you think?

I think mohammed was a pedophile, a liar, a distorter of the truth, a messenger of Satan, and a tool of demons. The worst aspect of the mohammedan religion is that it contains a few bits of Truth; just enough to fool people into believing it.

A half truth is worse than a whole lie.

6 posted on 07/17/2006 9:44:44 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Religion Moderator

7 posted on 07/17/2006 9:55:02 AM PDT by usmcobra (Human shields are people willing to die for terrorists and dictators.)
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To: sionnsar

Hey, a religion Zot! Maybe it can be the August Undead Thread.


8 posted on 07/17/2006 10:15:00 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks for the ping! That would be something new...


9 posted on 07/17/2006 10:23:53 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | SONY: 5yst3m 0wn3d, N0t Y0urs | NYT:Jihadi Journal)
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To: Defiant

Wasn't that really in the "Gospel of Barabbas"? ;)


10 posted on 07/17/2006 10:25:10 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: parakletos

Buh bye.


11 posted on 07/17/2006 10:27:41 AM PDT by polymuser (There is one war and one enemy.)
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To: parakletos

The Gospel of Barnabas is a work purporting to be a depiction of the life of Jesus by his disciple Barnabas. The two earliest known manuscripts have been dated to the late sixteenth century, and are written respectively in Italian and in Spanish; although the Spanish version survives now only in an eighteenth century copy. It is about the same length as the four canonical gospels put together (the Italian manuscript has 222 chapters); with the bulk being devoted to an account of Jesus' ministry, much of it harmonised from accounts also found in the canonical gospels. In some, but not all, respects it conforms to the Islamic interpretation of Christian origins; and consequently its authorship and textual history remain the subject of continued controversy.

The Gospel is considered by the majority of academics (including Christians and some Muslims) to be late, pseudepigraphical and a pious fraud; however, some academics suggest that it may contain some remnants of an earlier apocryphal work edited to conform to Islam, perhaps Gnostic (Cirillo, Ragg) or Ebionite (Pines) or Diatessaronic (Joosten), and some Muslim scholars consider it genuine. Some Islamic organizations cite it in support of the Islamic view of Jesus; Islamic views are treated below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gospel_of_Barnabas

What do I think? Pretty feeble.


12 posted on 07/17/2006 10:37:27 AM PDT by siunevada (If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
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Mohammed is mentioned in the conveniently lost Gospel of Piasa as well...

Piasa:2:14: And Lo! In the East a wailing of a thousand tongues shall rise to greet the downfall of the false prophet Mohammed, for those he decieved also fall, and with him will dwell in the pit from which there is no return, to be eternally molested by swine bearing the likeness of Helen Thomas.

13 posted on 07/17/2006 10:38:59 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude Adjustments Offered Here Free of Charge)
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To: piasa
He just happened to know about the "Piasa Bird" painted on the cliffs of the Mississippi river above Alton IL, by American Indians? Right?
14 posted on 07/17/2006 10:57:56 AM PDT by NathanR (Après moi, le deluge.)
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To: Defiant

"At the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of those that are in Heaven, on earth, and under the earth: He humbled Himself, becoming obedient unto death, even to the death of the cross. And that every tongue should confess that the Lord Jesus Christ is in the glory of God the Father."

On the last day, ALL knees shall bend before the Glory of the Coming of the King of Universe and Master of all Creation, Jesus.


15 posted on 07/17/2006 11:52:57 AM PDT by OpusatFR ( ALEA IACTA EST. We have just crossed the Rubicon.)
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To: Defiant

"In before the Holy Zot."

Can we have a countdown for the Holy Handgrenade?


16 posted on 07/17/2006 11:55:12 AM PDT by OpusatFR ( ALEA IACTA EST. We have just crossed the Rubicon.)
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To: OpusatFR
Can we have a countdown for the Holy Handgrenade?

Thou shalt count to the number 3 and no other. Thou shalt not count to 2 unless thou proceedeth straightaway to 3. Thou shalt not continue to 4. 5 is right out.

17 posted on 07/17/2006 11:59:45 AM PDT by Defiant (MSM are holding us hostage. Vote Dems into power, or they will let the terrorists win.)
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To: Defiant
Thou shalt count to the number 3 and no other. Thou shalt not count to 2 unless thou proceedeth straightaway to 3. Thou shalt not continue to 4. 5 is right out.

LOL!.... "lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

18 posted on 07/17/2006 12:08:15 PM PDT by FJ290
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To: Defiant

For those not familiar:

The Gospel of Barnabas is falsely equated in the zotted post with the Epistle of Barnabas, and hence steals the marginal credit given to that Epistle. This is not an error, but a deceit, for no-one can seriously confuse the two. The Epistle was widely accepted in certain regions of the Church which had also accepted, more strongly, the letters of Paul and Acts. Yet the pseudo-Gospel starts off with a long discourse on how the Church has been dominated by Satan in that it has preached such things as a renunciation of circumcision.

This is no mere apparent quabble like Paul's emphasis on faith vs. James' emphasis on works: "...many, being deceived of Satan, under presence of piety, are preaching most impious doctrine, calling Jesus son of God, repudiating the circumcision ordained of God for ever, and permitting every unclean meat: among whom also Paul hath been deceived..." What deranged lunatic could possible treat both this statement and Paul's corpus and Acts as being truthful?

The Satanic Diatribe of the Pig-spawned of the Black Prophet, known as the Gospel of Barnabas, was by every wording plainly a late-medieval text, an obscene forgery by the Moors and Turks waging war against Christianity, seeking to sew confusion in the lands of the Reconquistadoras.


19 posted on 07/17/2006 12:10:24 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus

(The reference to the Black Prophet is that of Revelations.)


20 posted on 07/17/2006 12:12:24 PM PDT by dangus
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To: FJ290

ONE


21 posted on 07/17/2006 12:12:56 PM PDT by dangus
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To: FJ290

TWO!


22 posted on 07/17/2006 12:13:10 PM PDT by dangus
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To: FJ290
FIVE!
23 posted on 07/17/2006 12:13:30 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus

No, three sir...

RIGHT! THREE!!!


24 posted on 07/17/2006 12:13:58 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus

Excellent debunking! Concise and to the point.


25 posted on 07/17/2006 12:18:36 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: siunevada

Thank you for your post.


26 posted on 07/17/2006 12:28:40 PM PDT by Rocky (Air America: Robbing the poor to feed the Left)
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To: dangus
"No, three sir....."

As you can see, I am quite anxious to lob the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, but the Religion Moderator beat us all to that, LOL!

27 posted on 07/17/2006 12:29:36 PM PDT by FJ290
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To: FJ290



The Easter Bunny is Pissed!
28 posted on 07/17/2006 12:35:54 PM PDT by dangus
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To: dangus
The Satanic Diatribe of the Pig-spawned of the Black Prophet, known as the Gospel of Barnabas, was by every wording plainly a late-medieval text, an obscene forgery by the Moors and Turks waging war against Christianity, seeking to sew confusion in the lands of the Reconquistadoras.

Exactly, because if anyone has ever read it, you can see that it closely resembles the Koran in that it says that Jesus is not the Son of God, that He wasn't crucified, depicts Jesus at age 30 receiving the gospel from the angel Gabriel on the Mount of Olives. Muslims claim Muhammad received his revelation from Allah on Hera Mountain from Gabriel. It's got to be a forgery written by followers of Muhammad.

29 posted on 07/17/2006 12:56:16 PM PDT by FJ290
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To: piasa

Hey, there might be something to that one!


30 posted on 07/17/2006 2:41:54 PM PDT by Peanut Gallery
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To: Mr. Jeeves

Not to be confused with the Gospel of Barbarella, which, in my youth, I studied dilligently.


31 posted on 07/17/2006 3:03:41 PM PDT by Mr. Lucky
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To: Mr. Lucky

No, no, no. She was a COMMUNIST jihadi, not a Muslim jihadi. No she was not a jihadi hottie.


32 posted on 07/18/2006 8:31:58 PM PDT by dangus
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To: parakletos

Ping to read B4TZ


33 posted on 07/18/2006 9:06:55 PM PDT by Alex Murphy (Colossians 4:6)
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To: Defiant

Sign of the end times, when a false prophet is hailed. Read your Bible Christians!


34 posted on 07/20/2006 9:40:48 AM PDT by Biggirl (A biggirl with a big heart for God's animal creation.)
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar
I like it. If the Religion Moderator does not object.

We have never had a religion undead.

35 posted on 07/21/2006 12:34:18 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

The original Undead Thread was about Juws.


36 posted on 07/21/2006 12:37:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Whiskey for my men, hyperbolic rodomontade for my horses.)
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To: Tax-chick
Nothing like a cold refreshing glass of orange juws in the morning. :)

But it wasn't in the religion forum. And while having at least one undead thread in every forum seems to be a worth while goal I would not wish to offend.

37 posted on 07/21/2006 12:43:17 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

No, we don't to be in poor taste. Sionnsar will work it out!


38 posted on 07/21/2006 1:32:38 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Whiskey for my men, hyperbolic rodomontade for my horses.)
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To: Monkey Face; JRios1968; NonLinear; sully777; FriendDownUnder; SquirrelKing; IYellAtMyTV; ...
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What's this all about?

Zotland the Craven
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Some guidelines for posting on this thread.
Some highlights of this thread.
Spawn of the Undead Thread:
The August Chronicles redux
Ping!

FReepmail sionnsar if you want on or off the ping list.
This is a low volume ping list (every few days).

Read: The July Chronicles

39 posted on 07/31/2006 6:31:11 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
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To: All; y'all

Now remember folks, we're in the Religion forum. Behave thyself.


40 posted on 07/31/2006 6:32:14 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
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To: sionnsar

*pant-pant*

Am I late?


41 posted on 07/31/2006 6:32:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: Monkey Face

22 seconds' worth...


42 posted on 07/31/2006 6:33:24 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
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To: sionnsar

Thanks for the ping!


43 posted on 07/31/2006 6:33:57 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: Tax-chick
Hmmm...I thought it was about

Jawas

44 posted on 07/31/2006 6:34:18 PM PDT by Pharmboy (Democrats lie because they must)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Welcome back!


45 posted on 07/31/2006 6:34:37 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
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To: sionnsar; Harmless Teddy Bear

Dang!

Teddy, did you make it? Teddy? TEDDY???


46 posted on 07/31/2006 6:40:07 PM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: sionnsar
Now remember folks, we're in the Religion forum. Behave thyself.

Darnit :)

47 posted on 07/31/2006 6:41:46 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (The race is on http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
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To: parakletos
what do you think?

I think you're about to get a reading from the Book of Zot, followed by the Gospel according to FReep...hold steady...


48 posted on 07/31/2006 6:43:20 PM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: sionnsar

How the heck did we end up in the religion forum? And once we appropriate it, it's no longer religious, is it?


49 posted on 07/31/2006 6:44:05 PM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: Monkey Face
:climbs out of smallest suitcase:

When they said "contents may shift" I didn't know they meant from one case to another!

50 posted on 07/31/2006 6:47:02 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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