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Mohammed in the "Gospel" of Barnabas - ZOT for the Theologians

Posted on 07/17/2006 9:05:28 AM PDT by parakletos

The GREAT PROPHET MOHAMMED was mentioned by name in the forgotten gospel of Barnabas,who was one of the disciples of THE GREAT PROPHET JESUS CHRIST.

The gospel is here: www.barnabas.net/

in the aforementioned site,make a search for the word "mohammed".

heres a sample: from part 97

Then said the priest: `How shall the Messiah be called, and what sign shall reveal his coming?'

Jesus answered: `The name of the Messiah is admirable, for God himself gave him the name when he had created his soul, and placed it in a celestial splendour. God said: "Wait Mohammed; for thy sake I will to create paradise, the world, and a great multitude of creatures, whereof I make thee a present, insomuch that whoso bless thee shall be blessed, and whoso shall curse thee shall be accursed. When I shall send thee into the world I shall send thee as my messenger of salvation, and thy word shall be true, insomuch that heaven and earth shall fail, but thy faith shall never fail." Mohammed is his blessed name.'

Then the crowd lifted up their voices, saying: `O God, send us thy messenger: O Mohammed, come quickly for the salvation of the world!'

what do you think?


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

The classics never fail ;)


1,151 posted on 08/08/2006 5:34:20 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
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To: freedumb2003

Yup!

http://www.freerepublic.com/~rightwingprofessor/


1,152 posted on 08/08/2006 5:34:40 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: freedumb2003

Well, with "arm of the cart" and "up his hole" in the same sentence - you can't go wrong! ;)


1,153 posted on 08/08/2006 5:36:02 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

These lessons could be less expensive if I would plan better.

Are you on city water and sewer?


1,154 posted on 08/08/2006 5:37:37 PM PDT by fanfan (The MSM has no clothes.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Wow -- and you never know what they said to get nailes, since the AMs almost always zap the offending post.


1,155 posted on 08/08/2006 5:37:39 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
One of them responded to me just now.

Well if you have insomnia come back. Guaranteed to put you to sleep.

1,156 posted on 08/08/2006 5:37:52 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I try to be open minded but necrophilia is just nasty!

Every year on Holloween, Bill Handel (KFI640) does a bit: "Necrophelia, the victimless crime"

1,157 posted on 08/08/2006 5:39:05 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
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To: NicknamedBob
You are our anchor. Our pillar of responsibility.

BTW I am buying your last book so Amazon should be sending you a check soon.

1,158 posted on 08/08/2006 5:42:11 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"Please don't have her awakened like the original sleeping beauty."

In the original, it was a spell. She wasn't dead. Necrophilia had nothing to do with it.

But while we are on the subject, I like my Brother's take on it ... "History does not record what procedures the Handsome Prince may have tried before stumbling upon the simple expedient of a kiss ..."

Anyway, my "Sleeping Beaty" resides in a "Whitebox", the local slang for a suspended animation chamber. A kiss wouldn't do the trick. Therein lies a part of the story.

1,159 posted on 08/08/2006 5:43:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: freedumb2003
I always worry I might be one of those "replacements."

You Blong!

You are not to worry.

1,160 posted on 08/08/2006 5:45:11 PM PDT by fanfan (The MSM has no clothes.)
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To: NicknamedBob
"History does not record what procedures the Handsome Prince may have tried before stumbling upon the simple expedient of a kiss ..."

Tell your brother his quote made my potential tag line list (check in a few minutes)

1,161 posted on 08/08/2006 5:45:38 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
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To: freedumb2003
since the AMs almost always zap the offending post.

Yeah, that annoys me - I always look for replies when I see a zapped post!

But, with RWP, I believe he made a threat of litigation to another poster.

1,162 posted on 08/08/2006 5:45:41 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: fanfan
I think the reason they come is to make us learn things. I do wish they would mind their own business. :) What if I don't want to be improved?

Yep city water/sewer but I don't get billed for it separately the way I do for gas and electric. It is bundled in as part of my rent.

1,163 posted on 08/08/2006 5:46:29 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I'm getting tired now - I shouldn't have got involved with something this late! Ah well, it will keep til tomorrow!


1,164 posted on 08/08/2006 5:46:48 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Thank you! I keep waiting for someone to ask for the sequel.

I had this plan, see? Sales from the first book would propel interest in the second, and so forth.

Oh, well. I'm a lousy publicist. I just know how to write, so that's what I do.


1,165 posted on 08/08/2006 5:48:56 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: NicknamedBob

In a coma is just as nasty. Well maybe not quite.


1,166 posted on 08/08/2006 5:51:31 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: FRiends

Goodnight! :D


1,167 posted on 08/08/2006 5:53:56 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
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To: freedumb2003
Every year on Holloween, Bill Handel (KFI640) does a bit: "Necrophelia, the victimless crime"

Welllll, the body does belong to someone legally. As long as the body has a legal owner whether in or out of the body it could be criminal trespass.

1,168 posted on 08/08/2006 5:55:03 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Sweet dreams!


1,169 posted on 08/08/2006 5:55:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: freedumb2003

It's too long.

Here's an edited version:

History doesn't tell what procedures the Handsome Prince may have tried before discovering the kiss.


1,170 posted on 08/08/2006 5:57:13 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

No, not comatose either. Spellbound.

Don't you know anything about Magic? What kind of Scientist doesn't understand Magic?


1,171 posted on 08/08/2006 5:59:16 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: NicknamedBob

You've tagged it before? ;)


1,172 posted on 08/08/2006 6:00:18 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer (lucky #s 10,15,19, 23, 33, 34))
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Good Night, Irish. Don't trip over any Undead Treads.


1,173 posted on 08/08/2006 6:00:57 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: freedumb2003
"You've tagged it before?"

No, I just tried it for fit, and it didn't. So I used the Procrustean expedient.

1,174 posted on 08/08/2006 6:02:47 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: NicknamedBob
I'm just a bean counter!

And you have tickled a memory about a book I read a long time ago. Mathmagics or something like that.

1,175 posted on 08/08/2006 6:10:17 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Was it this one? Mathemagics: How to look like a genius?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0737300086/102-2368006-2264119?v=glance&n=283155


1,176 posted on 08/08/2006 6:14:17 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: NicknamedBob

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1678755/posts

Did you folks ever check this out?


1,177 posted on 08/08/2006 6:19:17 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: NicknamedBob
No this was a very light piece of fiction but rather amusing.

Mathemagics: Chicks in Chainmail

1,178 posted on 08/08/2006 6:21:39 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: NicknamedBob

Heading to bed now. Night!


1,179 posted on 08/08/2006 6:23:36 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: King Prout

Hope you'll hang around here at least. FR's not as nice a place as it once was -- maybe we're not exclusive enough -- but I've seen a few departees happily welcomed back!


1,180 posted on 08/08/2006 6:45:49 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Suicide | Hezbo rockets carry "peaceheads")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Good Night, Harmless. Sleep well, but not overly long.


1,181 posted on 08/08/2006 6:51:24 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: sionnsar; King Prout

Tension seems to be rising everywhere.

Remember, if you can keep your head while others about you are losing theirs, you probably don't know the full situation.


1,182 posted on 08/08/2006 6:53:25 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Religion Moderator; Admin Moderator
Also the mod has teeth.

Lord, we thank you for the most sharp teeth of thine own Religion Moderator. Let us be ever defended by those same teeth, and lettest us now and ever in the time to come never to be found wanting and subject to the terror of those terrible teeth, but that when we arrive at the end of days we shalt receive Thy almighty grace unchewed.

Amen.

1,183 posted on 08/08/2006 6:56:45 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Suicide | Hezbo rockets carry "peaceheads")
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To: NicknamedBob; King Prout
Remember, if you can keep your head while others about you are losing theirs, you probably don't know the full situation.

Situation?

What situation?

Am I missing something...?

What's going on?

1,184 posted on 08/08/2006 6:59:02 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Suicide | Hezbo rockets carry "peaceheads")
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To: sionnsar

Beats me. I'm keeping my head down.


1,185 posted on 08/08/2006 7:17:50 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!


1,186 posted on 08/08/2006 7:24:24 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Suicide | Hezbo rockets carry "peaceheads")
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To: All; y'all; you; Me; God; idiot; idiots; Everybody; nobody; Monkey Face

Good night, y'all. I am out of here.


1,187 posted on 08/08/2006 7:30:05 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Suicide | Hezbo rockets carry "peaceheads")
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To: NicknamedBob
Wow. STS 114 photos.

Kinda boggles the mind about what we did off that little atol when the Castle lifted off.

I wonder if we started a new religion in the area?

1,188 posted on 08/08/2006 7:37:05 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: sionnsar

LOLOL!


1,189 posted on 08/08/2006 8:25:38 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: Dead Corpse
If memory serves, it was dawn local time. We tried to be ... inconspicuous ...



Miles distant, on the open ocean, ferries, launches, barges and work vessels are keeping vigil. There is an unnatural silence. Even the noisy gulls seem to have sensed some kind of danger and are patrolling elsewhere.

There is only a slight chop in the ocean, where large swells were migrating just days ago. The sky is clear, but not entirely cloudless. It could be a beautiful West Pacific day, but everyone is securely shut up behind thick barriers as if expecting an assault.

And then the assault comes. With unbridled fury, six hundred demon voices scream like outraged volcanic vents as gases heated to incandescence erupt from their maniacal throats.

On the horizon, the flash is visible long before the noise arrives, causing people to wonder if something has gone terribly wrong. Then the fire rises, like Poseidon’s wrath, out of a molten sea.

Steam clouds circle and roil in its wake as it rises, and the thunder shakes the air. Such fury cannot be contained, or constrained, and yet it rises, climbing like a demented soul out of the depths of Hell.

Atomic fury, ill contained. A genie, shaken into a terrible rage, with his bottle upended, blasts out of the opening at hypersonic velocity. Hundreds and hundreds of times repeated. It is indescribable.

The immovable object of three linked massive habitats is balanced on an inverted volcanic plume gone into full afterburner. The watery surface, the Pacific Ocean, and planet Earth itself are rejected, pushed aside, shoved away like a spurned suitor as the violence continues.

It rises. Impossibly, it rises.

1,190 posted on 08/08/2006 8:52:13 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (That is the trouble with essences. They are essentially troublesome.)
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To: sionnsar
Amen!
1,191 posted on 08/09/2006 3:42:07 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)
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To: NicknamedBob
Yep. Something like that.

They that Native Islanders now claim was the "Day the Gods roared". They have been VERY nice to each other ever since having taken said "roar" as a warning.

1,192 posted on 08/09/2006 5:29:54 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: All; Monkey Face; SandyInSeattle
A lovely summer day here in the Pacific Northwet. 58F, soft grey skies and a light drizzle. Ahhhhhhh...

Going to make the rare trek 9 miles west from here into Seattle this morning. The company is going on an outing to watch today's Mariners baseball game from a private suite. Last time I saw a pro baseball game was 43 years ago (it was really boring). It turns out the goodwife (who won one of the "extra" tickets in a drawing) has never been. Should be interesting.

1,193 posted on 08/09/2006 8:11:39 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Suicide | Hezbo rockets carry "peaceheads")
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To: sionnsar

58? It's supposed to hit 101 here today.


1,194 posted on 08/09/2006 9:08:35 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse

Still 58. Perfect.


1,195 posted on 08/09/2006 10:08:19 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Suicide | Hezbo rockets carry "peaceheads")
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To: sionnsar; Dead Corpse; FRiends

Drive-by post!

Maybe Sunday, I'll have my own coomputer up and running.
I have no idea what I'd do without the library!

I miss all of you!


1,196 posted on 08/09/2006 10:09:58 AM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: sionnsar
A bit cool for my tastes. I seems to be most comfy in the mid-70's to 80 range.

I hope you are enjoying it to the fullest though. ;-)

1,197 posted on 08/09/2006 10:12:00 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

"You forgot to ping me, there!"

Sorry, Irish! My brain is trying to take a vacation without me, and I'm doing good to remember my own name.

I'll try to post again tomorrow.

XO


1,198 posted on 08/09/2006 10:12:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (The REAL sister of the REAL redhead. REALLY!)
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To: Monkey Face

Still gonna be missing me. I don't plan on getting anywhere near a computer for two weeks. ;-)


1,199 posted on 08/09/2006 10:12:50 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (It is not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man the oath.- Aeschylus)
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To: Dead Corpse
I hope you are enjoying it to the fullest though. ;-)

Definitely. It's supposed to get back up to the sweltering Seventies by the weekend.

1,200 posted on 08/09/2006 10:13:51 AM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement=Suicide | Hezbo rockets carry "peaceheads")
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